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The fire department was recently called to Jon Hamm's house. Thankfully it was a false alarm…but they did compare hoses.
Join me on @QVC tonight at 7pm for great spring looks – including my brand new Classic 3/4 Sleeve Jacket!! qvc.co/JR-BoucleJacket  
Our guest tonight on an all new @e_FashionPolice is the adorable @LilyAldridge. YES...my new BFF! pic.twitter.com/2TkTmgCpYb
.@theatertalk welcomes critics Ben Brantley, @petermarksdrama & @Joan_Rivers to review Broadway's current top shows. 5/18 8:30p, 5/19 12:30p
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Please follow and donate to a great organization @godslovenyc - a wonderful group doing great things! And it's @Joan_Rivers approved!
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I’m bringing my nail polish back to #QVCBeauty in great spring shades! qvc.co/ColorsoftheSea…
Roger Federer says tennis is ready for a gay male star. Where has Roger been? There already was a gay male star. Martina Navratilova.
Girls night out in LA with @kathygriffin. The flies on the wall had a blast! pic.twitter.com/QbolJU8OXo
Drunk's a whole different game!! RT ‏@elidelu My real name is Elisa, I win. @Joan_Rivers #drunkstarbucks pic.twitter.com/U5TpcSioCJ
Very close second! RT @ashdmartell @Joan_Rivers better than mine... When Ashley becomes Ashole pic.twitter.com/jMNR3WnXKF
So far you are in the lead!!! RT @damien_yang @Joan_Rivers @dbox8276 better than this one pic.twitter.com/azNa0QdpBS
Close...RT @dbox8276 @Joan_Rivers Those Starbucks people are cray! My name is Dawn.... Where did they get Davn? pic.twitter.com/IabEhXRcTn
[JUST ANNOUNCED] Emmy Award-winning talk show host and comedy legend @Joan_Rivers will appear at the #Blaisdell on July 3, 2013 #honolulu
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Watch Maury tomorrow and see @MelRivers and I congratulate him on his 2500th episode...and reveal a family secret! bit.ly/18O0EF7
I'm reading about all the Beyoncé pregnancy rumors. I just hope Blue Ivy gets a baby brother: Red Fern.
'Fashion Police' Strike: E! Defends Joan Rivers, Slams WGA in Letter to Writers (Exclusive) - The Hollywood Reporter hollywoodreporter.com/news/fashion-p…
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What Fashion Police has taught me. The word 'Fash-hole' and phrase Crem De La Crap. Thank you @Joan_Rivers Thank you.
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If you missed last week's @e_FashionPolice then you missed my visit to Pretty Little Liars with @AshBenzo. So fun! pic.twitter.com/KP9aUS529i
A new episode of @InBedWithJoan is live right now! Click here bit.ly/19qbYot to watch my interview with @KateFlannery!
Here's Josh Cooley (@studiojry) who did my hair tonight before my lecture in Pueblo. He's talented AND single, guys! pic.twitter.com/onli7kXI4r
Here's the toughest! Thank you, Pueblo, for a wonderful night! pic.twitter.com/u4wnXQOQkd
My security detail tonight in Pueblo, Colorado. Which one is the toughest, you ask??? pic.twitter.com/02SJarJAnY
Very exciting! Prince Harry is back in the USA and visiting NYC today! I can't wait for the nude pictures.
I am so proud of Angelina. And I hope she is happy with her new breasts after those adorable twins sucked the bouncy right out of her!
Look who I just ran into at the airport! Now-guess which one didn't eat her vegetables as a child? Stumpy or pretty? pic.twitter.com/Ozzu24LCnu
Boy does Cooper know me! He picked out these gorgeous beads for Mother's Day. Perfect gift from a perfect grandson! pic.twitter.com/uM9zotfr1J
It was delicious!!! @ApprenticeNBC RT @RDPomin @Joan_Rivers That ice cream looked really good.
Wow thank you!!! RT ‏@wombatpatrol @Joan_Rivers Joanie- I LOVE "IN BED WITH JOAN"!!!!! It is the greatest talk show ever! GENIUS!
On my way to @QVC with Sam. I'm presenting my brand-new printed sequin tanks during PM Style! qvc.co/14ifgt4 pic.twitter.com/yLgbQwTEjU
Just saw The Rolling Stones on the cover of Rolling Stone. Not saying you have to look like me but I'm BEGGING you to retouch a little.
Shooting @e_FashionPolice in New York today. But first I had to stop in for some "emergency nails!" pic.twitter.com/lJPyy9KmDs
Ok...no joke. I LOVE my flowers from @MelRivers and Cooper. They brightened up my day. Happy Mother’s Day!!! pic.twitter.com/58ll1LmOc5
Happy Mother's Day! Remember, getting flowers is lovely, unless they’re being hurled at you.
Thank you! And a hug back to Ecuador! RT @sol_salazarc @Joan_Rivers #FashionPolice show is amazing. A hug from Ecuador
So happy. Just received Melissa's Mother's Day card to me. A little disappointed it was addressed to "occupant."
That's Henry on my right, Peter, his donor and guardian angel, on my left, and Peter's girlfriend, Donna. pic.twitter.com/LwO5HiRWLg
Performed in the Berkshires last night. My friend Henry brought a very special guest to the show - his kidney donor Peter Del Masto!
Thrilled to have @TheRealLailaAli back on tonight’s all new @e_FashionPolice! Along with special guest @mrbradgoreski pic.twitter.com/DqnPgG4sjw
How about these flowers! NO-not an early mother's day gift but a very lovely thank you gift! Even Cooper's impressed! pic.twitter.com/Yh63Ul3y5W
@Joan_Rivers celebrates #mothersday w/ me donate any amount-$65 buys a bag of groceries 4 a month for a mom in need wor710.com/pages/info/sal…
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David Tutera of "My Fair Wedding" broke up with his husband of 10 years. His new show is going to be called, "My Unfair Divorce."
Happy to report that Max is back from the vet and he's feeling great! He's even reclaimed his crate from Samantha! pic.twitter.com/LY4TiDbus5
Please take a moment to learn about the JAM Foundation (@STANDUP_nSPEAK), which encourages young people to talk about ,and prevent, suicide.
I spent my afternoon yesterday fishing with Cooper and we had a very exciting time. Here's his catch. I am nauseous! pic.twitter.com/myhH3jKtEx
My all-new episode of @InBedWithJoan with @THEGaryBusey is now live! Here's the link to watch bit.ly/11R3Zht
Thank you all for the nice words about my cameo in "Iron Man 3"! I haven't seen the movie yet as the studio didn't send any free passes.
Later today you don't want to miss my all-new episode of @InBedWithJoan with the Celebrity Apprentice's @THEGaryBusey bit.ly/13dxZqx