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I’m back on @QVC tonight at 11pm with my most popular scarf ever: Stars and Stripes! qvc.co/JR-FlagScarf
On my way to @QVC for two shows - 2pm & 11pm ET. Lots of new items including my Limited Edition Gardenia Bee Pin! qvc.co/JR_BeePin
Congratulations to Kim Kardashian on the birth of her baby girl! Happy, healthy and flirting with the little black baby in the next crib.
My Birthday Week at E! was amazing. My favorite part? Having Cooper come visit me on the set of @e_FashionPolice. pic.twitter.com/QeQlLS04iv
A Rihanna fan claims she got herpes at a Rihanna concert. Two questions: How close was her seat, and how short was Riri's skirt?
Had a great birthday, but if E! really wanted to make me happy, they would've put Cindy Crawford's face on the cake. pic.twitter.com/PDUwaFnX8V
Turned 80 this week. I'm so old, in my high school shows the female roles were all played by men.
Had an amazing time during Birthday Week at E!, including last night's @e_FashionPolice with @Roselyn_Sanchez! pic.twitter.com/CowfbrP6VZ
Also, scratchin’ on tonight’s all-new episode of @e_FashionPolice (at 10pm) is special guest, @DJPaulyD! pic.twitter.com/HNfMZAJfr2
Birthday Week ends tonight at 10pm with an all-new hour-long @e_FashionPolice with our special guest, @andydick! pic.twitter.com/fRjO0kfgHt
I’m growing so much hair in my old age, I'm starting to look like a lost relative from Duck Dynasty.
Why is @GiulianaRancic doing @ENews in the nude?! Two words: Joan Rivers. See the (censored) pic! eonli.ne/ZN4wTo
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THANK YOU to Darius Campbell from @7WheelWonders for providing me with this incredible ride...and the footmen! pic.twitter.com/zbti4zgvoi
I concluded my birthday week on @e_FashionPolice in style. How about these footmen....what a birthday gift! pic.twitter.com/i61s3hQyP7
THANK YOU @RandiRahm for the gorgeous gold gown for my wax "twin". I hope she will let me borrow it one day! pic.twitter.com/Ew1s43WrcF
One is fake. One is real. Both are made of wax. You decide! pic.twitter.com/h6TPDCOrcx
Also on tonight’s all-new Birthday Week @e_FashionPolice, we have special guest @StacyKeibler! Tune in at 10:30pm! pic.twitter.com/Mchf0D8U5m
Look who's back tonight at 10:30pm on @e_FashionPolice to play "Starlet or Streetwalker!" @MPG and @breckinmeyer! pic.twitter.com/ItgWDu7Wb2
At 80 years old, I think need a guide dog. My vision is fine, I just need someone to blame my farts on.
Still laughing about the HAZMAT suit @howiemandel presented me. Even as a germaphobe, he's got style!!! pic.twitter.com/KfRqBeOmTE
So excited! Tonight, a lifelong dream of mine comes true! I ambush @joelmchale on the set of @TheSoup! 10pm, right before @e_FashionPolice!
Don’t miss tonight’s all-new Birthday Week episode of @e_FashionPolice with special guest @TaraReid 10:30pm pic.twitter.com/Z2f4spsiEs
As you know, this week I turned 80 years old. That’s not the sad part - the box of tampons under my sink turned 30.
Attention, San Diego! I’ll be performing live at Humphrey’s by the Bay on Friday, June 21st! Tickets available here: bit.ly/1343O39
I've never done this before! I'm having so much fun this week taping @e_FashionPolice birthday week specials. pic.twitter.com/0USw6kdRM7
Can you guess which years these gowns are from? Watch @e_FashionPolice tonight at 10:30pm for the reveal! pic.twitter.com/f3XXOZfu30
An all-new Birthday Week episode of @e_FashionPolice airs tonight at 10:30pm, with our special guest @kathygriffin! pic.twitter.com/PuftKwhTbO
Had a such great time being on @accesshollywoodlive this morning with @billybush and @KitHoover! pic.twitter.com/Hz0CRzVwNu
Gwyneth Paltrow was voted the most hated woman in Hollywood. Thank God....she's taking a lot of the pressure off of me.
Even though the party ended in a food fight, @Fergie's cake was DELICIOUS! All-new @e_FashionPolice tonight at 10:30! pic.twitter.com/Qk4RutcM4F
If you missed last night’s @e_FashionPolice, here’s what you didn’t get to see: @Fergie honoring me for my birthday! pic.twitter.com/KNAj3WStAB
Cldnt resist getting @Joan_Rivers an 80th birthday present she deserved. See it go down tonight on @e_FashionPolice. pic.twitter.com/Fk6e9FigWU
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It's @Joan_Rivers birthday! Change your Twitter picture to this image to help celebrate her big day!! ow.ly/i/2klmU
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Tonight on a special @e_FashionPolice, (10:30pm) Adam Lambert, Gilbert Gottfried & Darius Morris play The Mating Game pic.twitter.com/j7qC8znMYX
My birthday gift to you, Joan Rangers: Brand new @e_FashionPolice specials every night this week, starting at 10:30pm tonight! Tune in!
Melissa tried to save some money on my birthday. Instead of a cake, she had Peter Dinklage jump out of a muffin.
Birthday Week is off to a difficult start. @MelRivers had to put me in a time out on the set of @e_FashionPolice. pic.twitter.com/zD1lJrVBBG
Thank you E! for your generous birthday gift. I’ve been given the network for the entire week! Tune in – I’ll pop up on a variety of shows.
Tom Hanks deserves to win a Tony tonight for “Lucky Guy!" Halfway through the play, I shouted, “This almost makes up for Bosom Buddies!”
SO EXCITED! The Tony Awards are tonight! I’d love to see Nathan Lane go home another Tony... or a Billy, or a Charlie, or a Daniel.
Thanks to everyone for your amazing birthday wishes today. I can't reply to each of you individually but know you made my 80th very special!
Some hard core gangsta bling in honor of my 80th birthday @QVC. What do you think!? pic.twitter.com/V8PPln64Bk
The celebration goes on! I’m wearing my new Celebrate in Style Embellished Jacket today at 5pm qvc.co/JR_Jacket pic.twitter.com/zcXTrEdJXt
Turning 80 today. I'm so old, my reflection isn't in color, it's in black and white.
I’ve been saving my Limited Edition Pavé Gardenia Pin for my 80th birthday celebration on @QVC! Join me at 5pm ET qvc.co/JR-GardeniaPin
Everyone, except for this bitch! (Just kidding) pic.twitter.com/ahTh8hhtvT
Wow! Yesterday, I was given this enormous birthday card signed by EVERYONE at @QVC! pic.twitter.com/O3Qree5TrX
It was a Flashback Friday (to the 80s) with the planners @QVC! I'm back on with my Great Hair Day TSV at 8 and 10pm! pic.twitter.com/17toNx6xP7