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Joan Rivers
comedian comedy 2,060,418 followers
Attention, New York! I'll be performing 2 shows in Peekskill on Saturday, May 3rd at the Paramount. Tickets available
For just $10 you can sponsor a nutritious, individually-tailored meal for a God's Love client. #foodismedicine
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It’s April 15th and I hate paying taxes. The IRS is screwing all of us. This year, tax forms came with a tube of KY Jelly.
What we learn in the playground can last a lifetime. Join the @stonewalluk #NoBystanders campaign:
Hope everyone had a wonderful first night of Passover. Here’s our Seder table from last night. Who’s up for round 2?
Happy Passover! Having my Seder with @MelRivers and Cooper. A Seder is a meal with tons of food - it's Hebrew for "My diet starts tomorrow."
Direct from last night’s MTV Movie Awards, @NickLachey is our special guest on tonight’s @e_FashionPolice (9/8c)! TUNE IN!
Don’t miss our @e_FashionPolice MTV Movie Awards Special tonight at 9/8c! Our guest cohost is the beautiful @Zendaya!
Tori and Dean may renew their vows on a new reality show. This time though, when Dean says "I do,” he needs to be more specific.
My best-selling Seersucker Jacket is @QVC’s Lunchtime Special!…
Michael Jackson has a new album coming, five years after his death. The first single is “Man in the Mausoleum.”
This portrait of my Max was done by Valerie Leonard an artist. Please visit her web site at
I’ve had a rough couple of months. I need to pamper myself. I’m going to the Hermes store for some retail therapy. #JKB
I’ve lost my sister and I’ve lost my dog. The only thing I haven’t lost is five pounds. #JKB
Melissa has a snow globe collection. Maybe I should Max’s ashes in the NYC one? #JKB
How did I get roped into helping Lynne bathe her dog, Aldo? I don’t even wash my own hair. #JKB
The stuffed dogs in Evolution and I have something in common. We’ve both had so much work done, neither of us can move or blink. #JKB
Duncan dropped an F-Bomb?! The British accent makes it sound so much classier than when I do it. #JKB
Thank goodness Lynne stepped in to help plan Max’s funeral. If nothing else, there will be plenty of food and snacks. #JKB
Of course I’m planning a funeral for Max. He was the man of the house and he deserves a proper send-off. #JKB
I’d give Max a kidney if I thought it would help. Not mine of course – one I found on the internet. #JKB
Excited for the @MichaelKors fashion show! Nothing picks up my spirits like designer clothes, gay men and anorexic models! #JKB
Nothing makes me happier than Fashion Week in NYC. The energy, the styles…and sleeping in my own bed! #JKB
Devastated about my sick Pekingese Max. I’ve tried everything to help him – maybe acupuncture for dogs will work. #JKB
Watch how easy it is to invite the wrong guests to your dog's funeral on tonight's episode of #JKB (10/9c @WEtv)