i'm sure you know ;)
Problem: When I try to tell a funny story, I automatically start laughing uncontrollably at the first word.
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realise im hitting on you
As a female you should never leave your man hungry or horny.
As an #Aries
you need someone who can hold his or her own. You don't have patience for wallflowers or for whining.
If you betray #Aries
once, you will lose their trust forever.
Sometimes I RT people just because they're hot.
lowering your expectations so you're not disappointed
my whole foot just went numb o.O
fak u vuldimurt u cheky punk ass bich niga
i'm not fat my stomach is 3D
Once you're attached, you're fucked..
things I'm good at:
-not answering texts
-getting my hopes up
-pushing people away
-pissing people off
screw new pokemon and generations we want Ash ketchum back!
Because new mewtwo forms are coming out on the new game.
you can't trust anybody nowadays
unfollow me= i'll unfollow you
s and your eyes.😍😍
I want a #kitten #kitty #internet #cat #mommy #cute #babies #aww #tabby #baw
haha yesterday was funny
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being
Cheaters are always paranoid about being cheated on.
once I wake up I stay in bed for like 2 hours on my phone
the longer you look at a pic of urself the uglier it gets
Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru.
I'm going to be one burnt ass cookie after the summer is over
I'm sunburnt and summer isn't even here yet
I had a big ass splinter in my foot
: Who goes fishing at this time?? This girl" you're so freaking awesome! Lol
has been dead for 19 years today. >,>
I betterr be fuckking waaarm
I have so many layers of clothes on
Who goes fishing at this time?? This girl
Women are legally allowed to be topless in New York, Ohio, Texas as well as Maine.
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Me: Will you grow
Thighs: sure thang
Asian gangs, also known as study groups.
People who lose their virginity after the age of 19 will attain a higher level of education and earn more money.
Making a resume for someone else #ohtheirony
: I wonder what my future kids will look like" UGLY!!! Lol jk jk
jus put roofees in herminees oringe jewce.
I wonder what my future kids will look like
Guys, it is true. Size DOES matter. When have you ever been satisfied after she brings you a small sandwich?