should make a video about what really happens at Chinese Christmas parties” I haven't the slightest hypothesis
: I wanna meet somebody who actually keeps gloves in their glove compartment.” Hey nice to meet you.
Jameis Winston wasn't charged. There. Now you don't need to watch ESPN today.
I was so dope at football until they took the flags off and pads became part of the equation
It sucks when I go to type hahah but it autocorrects to hahahahahaha and I just gave that person way too much credit for an ok joke
They should come out with a reality show called "Try to Explain the Search History on Your Computer"
Ellsbury just pulled a Johnny Damon
That's so funny of all 200 of you that just tweeted me "why bruh?" so unexpected. Such quality humor. You should all do standup.
My least favorite word is 'bruh'
When it comes to their children, parents stay flexin on Facebook
An important lesson from Life According to @JimmyTatro
on catching #alligators
. bit.ly/ICiFNO #videosfirst #gators
My mom just came in my room and was like "can you put on the new @JimmyTatro
Hey bro I think you left the keys to your diary over by the weight bench pic.twitter.com/mzMT3Im7VW
I don't know how much longer I can answer the "how was your thanksgiving" question. It was good, don't know what else to tell you.
(New video alert) "Alligator Baiter" with Oliver Swampscott youtube.com/watch?v=8TMj98…
If you're the kind of person who gets offended by tweets you should probably do more with your life
Hey college girls with Marilyn Monroe posters. She died 30 years before you were born. You know nothing about her.
Fuck that last tweet was supposed to be a google search
When is Justin Bieber's next show in LA?
Rumor has it that number 11 has already drowned in pussy
That was the most epic thing I've ever seen
Yeah the football games are cool but did you watch that dog show?!
Just landed in Los Angeles. What a great day to fly
I used to have a goldfish named Richard. He lived to be 13 years old and then tragically died before I left for college
Putting a boot on someone's wheel doesn't make sense. It's like, you can't park here so we're going to make sure you don't move your car.
My own personal hell would be the alarm sound going off on my iPhone 24/7 and the snooze button doesn't work
Everyone go vote for this dope sweater I designed so they make it and send it to me and I can wear it every day CokeURL.com/mf33w
Yeah Black Friday sales are cool and all but did you see the candy prices the day after Halloween??
The best way to freak out a couple with a baby is to go up to them and say "Yo real shit. That is a dope ass baby"
The video is up, 11:30 my time. Still Monday youtube.com/watch?v=xIa0Pv…
This shit has been uploading for like 3 hours yo. The hotel internet is just blowing it
The video is uploading. It's late I know.
Who just ball out regardless
Old non-athletic white dudes.
Peyton Manning is the Larry Bird of football
The best way to show a girl how much you like her is to follow her on Instagram and then like a picture from 36 weeks ago
I am not ok with these short sleeve NBA jerseys
Thank god they're coming out with a Madea Christmas movie. I was worried for a second
There's no cool way to ask for a Michelob Ultra
Back in 8th grade @tommy2cool
showed up to bowling in a full Adidas jumpsuit and I was so fucking jealous
Hey couples that comment how much you love each other on social media, you should just like, tell each other in person
they've already eaten.” Ohhhh ok thank you for the extremely realistic and logical response
So how hungry do the cameramen of food shows get when the host is just chowing the fuck down like OMG THIS IS SOOO GOOD
I'm not verified so for all you know I could be some immature 65 year old creeper pedophile guy
If you're one of the people who starts the "your parents will die if you don't repost this" comments, you're a terrible person.
: The future scares the shit out of me, but damn do I love life.” Keyed
: (NEW VIDEO) "How To Woo The Ladies With A Puppy Story" youtube.com/watch?v=inOuCn…
” THE END HAD ME DYING😂😂