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Jimmy Tatro
Amsterdam was awesome except for the part when two girls were like "hey you're jimmy Tatro!" And I was like "no" because I was super high at a live sex show and that's not exactly my ideal fan encounter to say the least. But hey, at least they bought me a tequila shot and the sex show was sufficient
I overflowed the coffee. This trip is over.
I've decided my new nickname is currently Buzzed Lightbeard #toinfinityandbeyond #notevenkeyed
In honor of Father's Day, here's a picture of my dad trying to do this face
Took the new whip to @roadstarrmotorsports and let them dip it in some swag sauce #peaking
This really fucked me up. No warning, nothing. Just gone, just like that.
When you're trying to ask yourself a simple question but you're too much of an asshole to give a straight answer
I gave this Stella bottle a cape and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I was drunk.
Tried to explain YouTube to these guys today
Watch this couple demonstrate how to 'secretly' join the mile-high club (via @JimmyTatro) -
Retweeted by Jimmy Tatro
The night I went to jail in an elf costume #tbt
Here's a subtle fist pump for Johnny graduating high school
"How to Have Sex on a Plane" video coming soon
My boys are way behind on payments this month. I might be looking for some new friends this June.
This picture does not reflect my current level of frustration
Dwight playing temple run mid game like
Dwight checking his DMs mid game like
ESPN nowadays... Full video link in my bio
Shut up it counts #tretro

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