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Jimmy Kimmel
.@TheCousinSal pranks pizza delivery guys & a singing telegram girl...
twitter rule number 2: a tweet insulting your intelligence will, 50% of the time, include grammatical and spelling errors.
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twitter rule number 1: the most insulting people on twitter reference God or No H8 in their bios.
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who looks at a baby and names it Greg?
.@SnoopDogg on the perils of being a wildebeest in a new
Exclu: @jimmykimmel has sold a comedy to ABC. Best part: he's writing it - and will also EP w/ pal @CarsonDaly
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@ABCNetwork nabs half-hour comedy from @jimmykimmel & @CarsonDaly about washed-up VJ forced into radio. @Dan_Fogelman to exec produce.
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#MissAmerica Q&A topics: Ray Rice, military rape, campus rape, ISIS beheadings & 9yr old killing her rifle instructor #notkidding #smilebig!
Miss Ohio with a ventriloquist dummy! (and vice versa!) #MissAmerica
This Miss America Pageant is the best worst thing I've ever seen #MissAmerica
happy 75th birthday to my very very old pal @realjeffreyross
see the great Bill Hader & the excellent Kristen Wiig in #TheSkeletonTwins this wknd 89% on!
jokes aside, wishing @TOMayorFord and his family the best
Thanks @jimmykimmel for sharing this very important message with the world via @JimmyKimmelLive!
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this is a great one, I promise @TheCousinSal pranks our Aunt Chippy at #ceramicsclass!
if the rest of the book is even half as funny as this @lenadunham...this excerpt is excerptional… @NewYorker
football condolences to all the fans who already know their team has no chance this year
celebrate the return of @nfl with a new, all-football #MeanTweets…
they give them out in heaven @TRASHDUMMY where can i get a shirt with ur face on it?
happy 85th birthday wishes to a national treasure named @BobNewhart Hi Bob!
welcome back football AND vitriol - new #MeanTweets @nfl style…
we lost a great one in @Joan_Rivers - she was funny all the way to the end
Can you tell if someone looked up the leaked celebrity nude photos just by looking at them? #PedestrianQuestion
when I was a kid, this was the only Isis we had to think about…
I would give anything to have the chance to describe the hamburglar to a sketch artist
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