So the 5th dentist is just an asshole, right?
the very funny
@JimOHeir weighs in on Abercrombie & Fitch
youtube.com/watch?v=DZxw1v… in case you want to see the cutest thing maybe ever
youtube.com/watch?v=Oavg_Y… #TheBabyBachelor pulled another one on my Aunt Chippy - and if you think she's faking it, you are mistaken (and probably dumb)
youtube.com/watch?v=Is11iF… congratulations to apple on 50 BILLION app downloads - do you know what #1 all-time is?
itun.es/i6xH5mf #iTunes 
Thanks to
@jimmykimmel for the tshirt parting gift....this ought to clear things up.
@jasoncollins34 pic.twitter.com/2eOEZ57J41 Lando and Kirk and J.J. Abrams all at once?!
youtu.be/sDkC_EkEUCg (via
@jimmykimmel)
Really great interview by the Collins brothers on
@jimmykimmel last night:
sportsgrid.com/nba/jason-coll… It's important not to forget today that mothers can also be annoying
I wish Vine had Tivo. Who can sit through all that?
Tonight on
#JKL at 11:35 Robert Downey Jr.
#IronMan3,
@simonpegg #STID & music from
@googoodolls #Magnetic With the possible exception of "funny", I've gotten all of these. I also once got a "This is a truly terrible idea."
hollywoodreporter.com/lists/jimmy-ki… Tonight on
#JKL at 11:35
@MelBrooks #MakeANoise, homemade hovercrafts with
@ScienceBob & music from
@Airborne_Toxic #SuchHotBlood a very short chat with a very short man
youtube.com/watch?v=S1LxBv… #3RQ Proud of
@jasoncollins34. Don't suffocate who u r because of the ignorance of others
#courage #support #mambaarmystandup #BYOU 
Hey
@jimmykimmel, I think you've inspired some bands already.
pic.twitter.com/uLBctd7AL8 
With
@jimmykimmel who reminded me that we're a lot closer than I remembered. He was great tonight on Real Time!
pic.twitter.com/hICYyOFv3D busting my Aunt Chippy's chops...my favorite thing
youtube.com/watch?v=3oQcq9… Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads
If you live in Canada tune into your community radio station NOW to hear the first tracks from our new record DJ CORNMEAL
it wouldn't be a party without
@DrOz grabbing a handful of testicles
@jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/ZW22CEB6dJ to those who think our
#LieWitnessnews @ Coachella is in any way fake, you are incorrect
youtube.com/watch?v=W_IzYU… you know what to do...
#YouTubeChallenge "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, This is What I Hate About Weddings"
youtu.be/NMPNizJJ8OA The great chef & man
@jamieoliver is giving away a 1-on-1 cooking lesson to aid
#FRD2013. go to
Prizeo.Com/jamie 
Me,
@jonkimmel and one of 2013's top 100 influential people,
@jimmykimmel in Disneyland. #1978
#throwbackthursday pic.twitter.com/aKq7W0awVM just found out God is working on a turtle with a Doritos shell
What made Harrison Ford storm off during his Kimmel interview?
huff.to/17rrsHX I am both honored and baffled to be included among the
time100.time.com/2013/04/18/tim… #TIME 100
Tonight on
#JKL at 11:35 Harrison Ford #42,
@AnthonyMackie #PainAndGain & music from
@m83news feat.
@susannesundfor #Oblivion My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said "Looks like you won the pottery lottery!" Now everyone is mad at me.
Jonathan Winters greeting my father (German accent) "keep that weapon holstered.....schweinhund!"
pic.twitter.com/1iPC8FAncm