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Jimmy Carr
And Gothenburg too! 13 April! Book tickets here: gso.se/sv/event/2015-…
Sweden! The tour comes to Stockholm on 12 April! Book tickets here: ticnet.se/event/jimmy-ca…
I'm on A League Of Their Own tonight on Sky 1 at 10pm.
I'm having dinner with @Amit_Bhatia99 thinking of signing with QPR. pic.twitter.com/9gX3ZRnVzr
We’ve just added a late show in Amsterdam on 19th October. Tickets on sale now! ticketmaster.nl/event/136005
As you probably know Danger is Everywhere, but with David O'Doherty's help we'll be ok. tinyurl.com/k94bsyy
Tour comes to Oslo for the first time on 20th August! Tickets here: billettservice.no/search/jimmy%2…
Off to see Anthony Jeselnik in Soho Wednesday night tinyurl.com/q24xkac Apologies in advance for my ridiculous laugh.
Two of my favourite comics are in London next week. Jeselnik sohotheatre.com/whats-on/antho… & Jim Jefferies is at the Brixton Academy Thur/ Friday
Montreal Just For Laughs is like Summer Camp for Comedians. I can't get enough of it.
#TMExtras the very funny @jimmycarr has new tickets on sale for his show in Lowestoft. Book now: oak.ctx.ly/r/1eaq6
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I’m now doing an extra show at Just for Laughs in Montreal. Friday 25 July – tickets and info here: bit.ly/1yBTDmX
Extra #FunnyBusiness UK tour dates on sale now! jimmycarr.com for tickets and info!
I host a brand new episode of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, tonight on C4, at 9pm. If anyone at home gets a 9 letter word let me know.
I'm hanging out at @NYCComedyCellar in New York. The best comedy club in the world? It's like a comedy festival every night of the week.
Tonight at 9pm on C4 Cats Does Countdown is back. Tweet me & let me know what you make of it.
Antwerp! I’ll be performing at Stadsschouwburg Antwerpen on 27th October – tickets here: livecomedyfestival.be/jimmy-carr
Tour comes to Amsterdam on Sunday 19 October – tickets on sale now! ticketmaster.nl/event/130943
Tour comes to Oslo on Wednesday 20 August – tickets on sale now! billettservice.no/search/jimmy%2…
Looking for a little fun this Friday? Check out Jimmy Carr live in Crawley tonight! Tickets on sale her: oak.ctx.ly/r/13it4 @jimmycarr
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New UK tour dates on sale now! #Funny Business jimmycarr.com
Extra tickets released for #Funny Business in Crawley tonight! parkwoodtheatres.co.uk/theatre/produc…
This is like a game of 'Where's Wally?'. I'm in there someplace. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…
And I’ll be doing 2 shows at Just For Laughs in Montreal this year on 22 & 23 July. Details here: bit.ly/1mJNcHS
If you're in Canada, tune in to Just For Laughs: All Access this Sunday 9pm on The Comedy Network #JFLALLACCESS
Can't wait for the Just For Laughs Festival in July - it's basically comedy heaven. bit.ly/1bf8vtc
No wonder they take a siesta mid afternoon. I fear I may have started to early. A tactical Chipotle to soak it up then back on the Patrón.
It's Cinco de Mayo. So I'm cooking a traditional Mexican stew: 40ml Patrón Silver, 40ml Patrón Citronge & 20ml lime juice-part of my 5 a day
If you’re in South Africa, make sure you tune in to Comedy Central at 21:00 tonight to catch me hosting the Roast of Kenny Kunene.
My DVD 'Telling Jokes' is on Channel 4 tonight at 11pm if you fancy watching.
It's Stephen's last day & he's got a last wish to raise £1 million for TCT. Text STEPHEN TO 70500 to donate £5 or to justgiving.com/Stephen-Sutton…
Fun night in Cape Town, heading off to Durban for tonight's show. Thanks to Victor for the SA Tour shirt he made me. pic.twitter.com/XvCSJy9RHu
I had such fun playing Carnival City in J'berg I headed straight over to @davidkau1 's #blacksonly show to do a late night set. SA Rules
Excited to be in SA next week! #GaggingOrder at Joberg 29th Cape Town 30th & Durban 31st March Plus! #RoastZA w @Kenny_T_Kunene - 28th April
If you live near Oxford & you're free next Monday 24th/Tuesday 25th we've got two charity shows, details here; helenanddouglas.org.uk 
My DVD 'Making People Laugh' is on Channel 4 tonight at 10.45pm.
Don't miss the new 8 Out of 10 Cats tonight at 10 on C4
Tour in SA in March rounding off by roasting @Kenny_T_Kunene a sushi entrepreneur turned politician for @ComedyCentralAF. Funny old world.
New South African tour date on sale now! Durban 31st March online.computicket.com/web/event/jimm…
Edinburgh! My Fringe shows are on sale now! Tickets here: edfringe.com/whats-on/comed… #funnybusiness
store.unionchapel.org.uk/events/9-feb-1… I'm doing a little show with Alan Davis tomorrow night. If you're free come on down.
RT @CharRidgwell: Best part of my DVD collection. @jimmycarr always cheers me up! pic.twitter.com/VPKfT9dPW1 - I cannot thank you enough.
RT @jimjefferies: I look like fat Brandon Flowers or Dan aykroyd in trading places when he is dressed as drunk santa. #followjim
RT @GeorgeRobboEFC: @jimmycarr got his sister a Hulk fist for Christmas. 😜pic.twitter.com/rQbLnTFZWNN
Iceland is advertising a frozen Eton mess. I don’t think they need the word Eton in there.
You can now get slippers that you can put in the microwave. I think my aunty invented those when she was having a breakdown.
The world’s largest rose wine bottle containing 30 litres has been created. And just in time for the Loose Women’s Christmas party.
A beautiful cross-eyed girl is taking the modelling world by storm. I’m not sure who’s she’s modelling for, I think it’s Hugo Boss-eyed.