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I should clarify Bilderberg is a secret meeting of the worlds powerful elite - Build-a-Bear is shop where you can make a teddy.
Calling fans of non-transparent government!
#Bilderberg descends on Watford. Should be fun.
#FF @deYook @Bilderberg_2013 I'm recording my DVD next Friday/Saturday in Hammersmith. I might do a Q&A for one of the extras. Anything you'd like to know?
#askjimmy There's another brand new '8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown' tonight at 9pm on Channel 4. I'm not sure what time it's on Channel 4 + 1.
There's a brand new '8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown' tonight Don't think of it as us 'dumbing down' Countdown, we're cleverifying Cats.
What did they use for a Gastric Band? The fan belt from a 747?
#secreteaters Just catching up with 4OD on Sky Plus. 'Dogging Tales' is like 'Eyes Wide Shut' if it'd been made by Lidl.
I think I'm gonna have a 'pie butty' for my tea
#secreteaters "8 Out of 10 Cats" is back on C4 tonight at 9pm. Let me know if you have a 140 character review.
Seriously, an ad for The Mormon Church in the programme of The Book of Mormon. Everything about this show is funny.
pic.twitter.com/5ebaiNsYAv Saw The Book Of Mormon. Transgressive, hilarious & brilliant. & the Mormons have an ad in the programme
The funniest night of the year, Comic Relief - Funny for Money is starting on BBC1 right now. Support 25 yrs of
#RND thndr.it/13Y01nm RT
@birbigs: LONDON--- Tickets on sale TODAY for Sleepwalk With Me at
@SundancefestUK + extended Q&A with
@jimmycarr!
bit.ly/12Ife0D It's
#RND -
#ComicRelief from 7pm tonight. As ever it'll be a bloody good laugh & raise a fortune. Love it.
I just supported Red Nose Day on Thunderclap, join me! It takes 3 seconds.
thunderclap.it/projects/1464-… Tune in to see me on Comic Relief's
#bigchat tonight with
@grahnort
on BBC Three 7pm-1am.
At 9pm on Channel 4 '8 Out of 10 Cats' is on television (it's like a streaming on demand service where you don't have to choose what's on)
Last chance to get tickets for Stand up for
@Shelter - a night of fantastic comedy (& me) for a fantastic cause:
shltr.org.uk/34h Tonight at 9pm on C4 '8 Out of 10 Cats'. Is it funny? Is the Pope Catholic? I just don't know anymore. I'm gonna say yes.
Went to 'I Give It A Year'. A genuinely funny romantic comedy. How often do you get to say that?
'8 Out of 10 Cats' is on Channel 4 tonight at 9pm. I'm off in Dublin doing a few shows so please tweet me & let me know if it's funny.
A skeleton found beneath a Leicester car park has been confirmed as that of English king Richard III. Are they just going on a hunch?
'8 Out of 10 Cats' is on C4 tonight at 9pm. You're welcome.
9pm C4 '8 Out of 10 Cats' - just so you know.
To all those that asked. The show will indeed go on tonight in Bristol, thanks to Range Rover & setting off ridiculously early. Drive safe.
On Channel 4 at 9pm there's a brand new '8 out of 10 Cats'. I shall read your comments with interest in the interval of my live show tonight
At 9.35pm I'm going to be Noel Edmonds on Channel 4's Mash Up. 8 out of 10 Cats is doing Deal or No Deal. Now all I need is a tidy beard.
The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2012 is on C4 tonight at 9pm. You can play along at home, all you need is; a pen, some paper & 6 celebrities.
One more sleep until Christmas!!! I'm gonna kill an hour doing an 'Eight out of Ten Cats Festive Special' 9pm C4.
If you watched the last series of '8 Out of 10 Cats' you're going to feel a fool. All the best bits are on C4 at 10 tonight. Enjoy.
I just think people have a right to know, what so many are happy to cover up, '8 Out of 10 Cats' is on tonight at 10. There I said it.
I've not been on Twitter much recently, for fear of getting myself into trouble. But to hell with it, I'm going to take the risk....
On 8 Out of 10 Cats tonight at 10pm on C4 I wear a waistcoat I'm not 100% sure I can pull it off. Your thoughts welcome.
8 Out of 10 Cats is worth a watch tonight (10pm C4) if only to prove beyond reasonable doubt that there are in fact funny Germans. Who knew?
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@league_official: Tonight's
#aloto with The golden
@J_Ennis, the less precious
@jimmycarr & the belting Mickey Flanagan.
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@LouJ94:
@jimmycarr was surprised to see you on special agent oso today :-)
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@scarymonkee: There's only so much signed memorabilia you can own, so why not get it imprinted forever instead!
pic.twitter.com/JgaelCwn My good friends The QI Elves
@qikipedia have only gone & written a book of facts.
tinyurl.com/cldkrl3
Check them out - well worth a follow
8 Out of 10 Cats is on at 10pm on C4. If you miss it, you could watch it on C4 plus 1 or you could watch it on 4OD or on Dave in 5 years.
I'm my own evil twin tonight
lockerz.com/s/257821639 Happy Halloween from me & the dummy
lockerz.com/s/257821389 I hate people that only use twitter to promote their TV shows. I say as much on tonight's 8 Out of 10 Cats tonight at 10pm on Channel 4.
Peter Serafinowicz 'A Billion Jokes (Volume 1) The book is a brilliant stand up routine you read to yourself. Love it
lockerz.com/s/256267995 If you like panel shows, if you have access to a television, if you're free at 10pm tonight for 45 minutes - then 8 Out of 10 Cats is on.