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Jim Gaffigan
comedian comedy actor director 2,106,670 followers
Happy #NationalDogDay
“My spirit animal is an 8 year old boy.” – a Jack Russell Terrier
.@JillianMichaels How fast can you to get to the standing position from sitting on the ground? I can do it in 5 minutes with a little help.
I love everything about Paul Shaffer.
Tired of the fitness Bootcamp craze? Sign up for my low intensive Slippercamp! #noYelling #noMoving
In protest I'm going to continue to not go to Burger King.
A great article about being a dad from the great @ronfornier
BREAKING NEWS ALERT "RT @gretawire Comedian @JimGaffigan has new book coming out - I love Gaffigan! So funny " THX
The story behind FOOD: A LOVE STORY (VIDEDO)
If I don’t win that Brazilian Butt Competition next year I’m going to sue the world!
How many times should a two year old be allowed to head butt you before you give them a red card?
Sydney, a book event has been added for day before my @SydOperaHouse shows. Info here
"@TheHunterHunted @JimGaffigan Frites avec du ketchup"Merci
" @ZacheryMcCray My two favorite John Wayne quotes. @JimGaffigan #gaffiganfood " Thanks for preordering FOOD A LOVE STORY
Why can't the winter go as fast as the summer?
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So what are you making me for dinner?
Sorry I haven’t tweeted in 20 minutes. I was trying on a new one-piece swimsuit.
Are you coming to the show in Chicago, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Boston or Long Island?
Prepping for a crazy Saturday NIGHT!
This guy has been parked here for weeks.
Catch me this fall in my hairiest role yet SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE ( photo from @writerjt )