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Jim Gaffigan
MILWAUKEE - Preorder FOOD A LOVE STORY at @boswellbooks and get signed excerpt and Gaffigan food map pic.twitter.com/AeZFfT9FaW
How come everyone keeps getting older but I keep getting younger?
OBSESSED is re-airing on @ComedyCentral right now. Or get it on itunes. whosay.com/l/PoV97V5
"@peskys_pole: @JimGaffigan that face....
Is it too much to want the GPS lady voice to say 'please'?
It is a rule that all vacation destinations have horrible wireless, right?
Chi, Dal, Aus, ATL, Bos & LI - $75 tickets include a personalized copy of FOOD A LOVE STORY. jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
ATLANTA! 2nd show on sale now! $75 tkts include copy of FOOD: A LOVE STORY. Personalized after show. whosay.com/l/FqL97mv
Just a heads up that OBSESSED will be on @ComedyCentral Saturday 8/30 6:15PM E /3:15PM P. Or u can dwnload for $5 at jimgaffigan.com
Get an autographed and personalized copy of FOOD: A LOVE STORY by this guy I live with @JimGaffigan jimgaffigan.com
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Shout out to @jeanniegaffigan for the amazing tackle slide on our 8 year old son!
More like Bratbest!
Atlanta- due to demand a late show will be added on Oct 24. On sale next week. jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
Happy #NationalDogDay
“My spirit animal is an 8 year old boy.” – a Jack Russell Terrier
.@JillianMichaels How fast can you to get to the standing position from sitting on the ground? I can do it in 5 minutes with a little help.
I love everything about Paul Shaffer.
Tired of the fitness Bootcamp craze? Sign up for my low intensive Slippercamp! #noYelling #noMoving jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
In protest I'm going to continue to not go to Burger King.
A great article about being a dad from the great @ronfornier whosay.com/l/KGe96eg
BREAKING NEWS ALERT "RT @gretawire Comedian @JimGaffigan has new book coming out - I love Gaffigan! So funny " THX whosay.com/l/ytv969Z
The story behind FOOD: A LOVE STORY (VIDEDO) whosay.com/l/NSi9692
If I don’t win that Brazilian Butt Competition next year I’m going to sue the world!
How many times should a two year old be allowed to head butt you before you give them a red card?
Sydney, a book event has been added for day before my @SydOperaHouse shows. Info here whosay.com/l/Jep95O6
"@TheHunterHunted @JimGaffigan Frites avec du ketchup"Merci
" @ZacheryMcCray My two favorite John Wayne quotes. @JimGaffigan #gaffiganfood " Thanks for preordering FOOD A LOVE STORY
Why can't the winter go as fast as the summer?
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So what are you making me for dinner?
Sorry I haven’t tweeted in 20 minutes. I was trying on a new one-piece swimsuit.
Are you coming to the show in Chicago, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Boston or Long Island?
Prepping for a crazy Saturday NIGHT!
This guy has been parked here for weeks.
Catch me this fall in my hairiest role yet SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE ( photo from @writerjt )
Got interviewed by one of my favorite foods @talkinghotdog at @CrifDogs about FOOD A LOVE STORY pic.twitter.com/g7ghlmjKjS
#Regram from @uo_ducky #gaffiganfood FOOD: A LOVE STORY
I’m so Midwestern I consider French onion dip a childhood friend.
Everyone check out @ApprovalMatrix on Sundance by the great @nealbrennan. ON now