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Jim Gaffigan
@JimGaffigan Can you help a fan and RT? A fundraiser for a much needed handicap accessible van here! igg.me/p/928381/twtr/… #VanForSean
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I love art. (By @4Brothers1Sis )
@MitchBozeman: I'm looking forward to @JimGaffigan @hardrockliveorl in November. Who's in?” I'm going to both shows! Jimgaffigan.com
Throw back to when I fed my son so much pastrami I had to carry him out of Katz's. Photo now on wall
Doing another modeling shoot at Katz's for FOOD: A LOVE STORY (photos from @maryguthrie)
.@deBlasioNYC How about a @CitibikeNYC program but instead of bikes you get everything bagels?
Sometimes I dream I live in a land focused only on eating meat. This morning I was invited to the Carnivore’s Ball. Meatopia.org
BREAKING: Paula Cole finally finds where all the cowboys had gone. It was Applebee's. #NotCurrent #NotFunny
Let's remember most NFL players are hard working men that also find the actions of the handful of monsters horrifying.
I just landed at JFK from LAX. How many NFL greats were revealed to be monsters while I was in the air?
Proof that I smell...good! Thank you, thank you. I'm here all Internet.
Congrats to the new Ms. America. I hope she will be a kind ruler.
It's midnight and I'm posting a photo of myself because I'm NOT a narcissist.
When are those people writing spam going to at least make it interesting?
Plus @realjeffrey & @Davechapelle . An honor to perform with such talent.
Shows in SLC, CHI, DAL, AUS, ATL (show added) BOS, LI & more jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
My roommate for the night.
BREAKING: Scientist discover North American city that does not have a Comic-Con.
Join me 9/14 @5:15 pm PT as I takeover @HIExpress. Will it be a hostile takeover? That’s up to them. #DidAnyOneStay #StaySmart #OddballFest
If you are wonder what the hottest day will be just ask when I'm going to Disneyland whosay.com/l/cIr9dUu
If you are wonder what the hottest day will be just ask when I'm going to Disneyland
Into the belly of the beast.
Thanks @BigAppleCircus for the FOOD: A LOVE STORY cookies. Looking forward to see "Metamorphosis" with my kids.
Thanks @BigAppleCircus for the FOOD: A LOVE STORY cookies. Looking forward to see "Metamorphosis" with my kids. whosay.com/l/cxo9dNd
Thanks everyone who came to @oddball at Shoreline Amphitheater.
@sarahkatesilverman at @oddball
. @SarahKSilverman and brodyismefriend at oddball @ Shoreline Amphitheatre At Mountain View instagram.com/p/s30jmQQ_-x/
Bye Vancouver #InnerChildSelfie
Sweet dreams. #selfie #nofilter
Beautiful Vancouver, where should I eat after my Orpheum show?
Thao Nguyen, Reggie Watts, Jim Gaffigan, and host John Moe. Great show! #wits #pdx @ Aladdin Theater (photo courtesy @mandy_woodford )
Shoot. This theater doesn't have preferred type of iron.
Working with the brilliant @reggiewatts and the @wits folk tonight.
Voodoo Donuts/ Portland / Diabetes, here I come! @wits with @reggiewatts & @johnmoe tonight at the Aladdin Theater
Sydney, Australia - I'm doing 3 shows at the Opera House in October jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
I’m the only one on the internet that really cares about you.
California - I’m performing at the @oddball shows this W/E & 800 other shows in ur state this fall. Just click here jimgaffigan.com
I’m pretty sure I won Fashion Week.
Most people at fashion parties seem like characters from a John Hughes film.
Not getting French fries with a burger should count as eating a salad, right?
You look good. Have you lost weight?
"How was your summer?" is the "Happy Holidays" of September. #insincerity
Press here for bad breath.