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Jim Gaffigan
comedian comedy actor director 2,084,607 followers
Pre-order @JimGaffigan’s FOOD this week and receive 3 surprise gifts! jimgaffigan.com #GaffiganFood
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Just pre ordered @JimGaffigan new book Food: A Love Story anddd it comes with three secret prizes! :)
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Just preordered Food: A Love Story by @JimGaffigan ! Right up our alley!! #GaffiganFood
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A breakfast burrito almost makes waking up worth it.
If you preorder my new book FOOD: A LOVE STORY before 8/4 you get 3 free prizes! Jimgaffigan.com
@missdrd23: I don't know what's funnier, Jim Gaffigan or the people who respond to his tweets?!” #truth
Confession: Yesterday I was in Montreal & didn’t eat poutine. In San Antonio tonight & didn’t eat the queso. I feel like I failed at life.
How about those losers that aren’t seeking approval/acknowledgement from absolute strangers on the internet at midnight?
INTERESTING FACT: Eating cut fruit provides less enjoyment than cutting fruit.
I just chose a cup of cut fruit over French Fries as a side for my room service entrée and my wife isn’t with me. I've never been so sad!
I can never remember the name of this place.
"@Brucehills The Gaffigan kids intro their dad @JimGaffigan at the top of gala and receive standing o! @Just_For_Laughs"
My daughter: Dad the TV is broken. Fix it.
This could backfire Seneca Casino but I've had worse ideas.
Thanks @sketchedcomedy
BOISE! Show added. On sale soon. All tour dates and info here. PL RT in Idaho jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
Thx @billbrownstein Looking forward to Sunday’s @Just_For_Laughs Gala and of course the Poutine! bit.ly/1rEikwF
“Why is it so cold here?” - @jeanniegaffigan on the Equator.