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Jim Gaffigan
comedian comedy actor director 2,078,539 followers
Harvard should give me an honorary BBQ degree for how I eat.
This is where I want to sleep tonight.
This is where I want to sleep tonight. whosay.com/l/lcA8Qyv
Detroit, where should @tomshillue and I eat after our show in Meadowbrook?
Thanks Salt Lake! 2nd show added and on sale now jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
SALT LAKE CITY – Tickets for my show NOW available for purchase. Please RT in SLC. All Tour dates here whosay.com/l/olr8PYe
Heading to big family ground zero Salt Lake City. Tickets on sale now jimgaffigan.com
I'll be performing in Orlando Thanksgiving weekend at The Hard Rock. Tickets and dates at jimgaffigan.com
Thanks Rove "RT @Rove See this man RT “@JimGaffigan: Sydney, Australia tickets NOW on sale for my Sydney Opera H.. ” whosay.com/l/dwf8PZX
ORLANDO – Tickets for my show NOW available for purchase. All tour dates here. whosay.com/l/fjC8PFf
Interesting Fact: Satan's favorite Girl Scout cookie? Tagalong.
It’s beautiful out there tonight. Well, that’s what I heard. I’m not going to put shoes on and find out.
Sydney, Australia tickets NOW on sale for my Sydney Opera House show as part of #jfl www.jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
Throwback to when someone gave me this soap.
Good News: I’ve just been hired to play Thor’s mom!
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – special presale on my shows at the Sydney Opera House while supplies last. Public on sale Monday. jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
@JimGaffigan Jesus, first your kid titles your book, and now he's writing your tweets? You've got this parenting thing down to a science!
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My three-year-old son just asked me, “Can you take me to the Vampire State Building?”
It's not abuse if I make my kids carry me everywhere in one of those stretchers used to remove injured players during the World Cup, right?
State fairs are just a combination of a street fair, a zoo and a refugee camp. See you at Indiana State Fair on 8/17
Unless you have a Russian accent stop acting like you enjoy cavier. Nobody believes you.
Detroit, I’ll be performing at the lovely @MeadowBrookMF this Saturday. Tickets available here. whosay.com/l/KDM8OEK
WISCONSIN – My August shows at @NorthStarCasino now on sale. All tour dates here. whosay.com/l/zAj8Olx