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Jim Carrey
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Saw Lady Gaga dress up like a vegetable and give birth to a parsnip last night! Worth the 3hr wait. Oo la la! :^•
Someday I'm gonna be a stap. ;^•
Don't worry. It won't help. ;^)
With a raunchy throat I croked a reading n 2 songs at the White House yesterday. Met Pres n 1st Lady. Cool folks. ;^)
Bringin' my #BOING to the White House monday. Gonna read How Roland Rolls at the Easter Egg Roll. S'nice! #FLOTUS ;^}
You are under my control. After you read this twt I comand you to look up move around eat things and make sounds. Resistance is futile! ?8^]
This means nothing. ;^P
#Boing is freedom from concern. B=FFC ?;^[}
The answer is to stop asking the question. Be done. ;^]
An individual can't be enlightened. How do I know that? I don't, because there's no me. This message has been sent to no one by nothing. B^•
This is a fun dream. Too bad we have sleep through most of it. ?B^{o}
You are also the space outside your body. Everything, seen and unseen. There's no exterior and btw... you look so great from this angle. ;^)
... now you don't. ?B^-
My motto? Time spent laughing at yourself is time well spent. Embrace your #BOING ~8^}
Guess I started a face tape trend.Makes ppl look like a Francis Bacon painting.Keep the nose holes clear kids!… (8^¥)
There's so much love. ;^)
No doubt, there are reasons for your worries, no one could dispute, but that doesn't make them any less useless. It's ok to let them go. ;^)