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Jim Carrey
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Bringin' my #BOING to the White House monday. Gonna read How Roland Rolls at the Easter Egg Roll. S'nice! #FLOTUS ;^}
You are under my control. After you read this twt I comand you to look up move around eat things and make sounds. Resistance is futile! ?8^]
This means nothing. ;^P
#Boing is freedom from concern. B=FFC ?;^[}
The answer is to stop asking the question. Be done. ;^]
An individual can't be enlightened. How do I know that? I don't, because there's no me. This message has been sent to no one by nothing. B^•
This is a fun dream. Too bad we have sleep through most of it. ?B^{o}
You are also the space outside your body. Everything, seen and unseen. There's no exterior and btw... you look so great from this angle. ;^)
... now you don't. ?B^-
My motto? Time spent laughing at yourself is time well spent. Embrace your #BOING ~8^}
Guess I started a face tape trend.Makes ppl look like a Francis Bacon painting.Keep the nose holes clear kids!… (8^¥)
There's so much love. ;^)
No doubt, there are reasons for your worries, no one could dispute, but that doesn't make them any less useless. It's ok to let them go. ;^)
There r no chics, no bitches, no soulless g-stringed vaginas without feelings 2 consider. That's a dream, a drunken fantasy. Sorry guys. ;^]
Fear is gone. I'm home, for now. I hope he has forgotten where I live. ;^)
U can lose your limbs and still be whole but if u think you're different than a Russian or better than an Arab u truly are an amputee. ;^}
You can be American, Canadian, Isreali, or Iranian but no man can put a border around who you really are. #BOING has no boundries! ;^D
Never let your mind and your ego fill you with the fear of failure and turn you against your playful heart. Always follow your #BOING ;^D
My birthday is Jan 17th. You all have me confused with some other transient manifestation. But #spankyoukindly, anyway. ;^)
#BOING is the all pervasive unending unfathomable absolute,the unified field of energy that gives rise to all relative forms.Wholeness! ;^D
Heaven is always ready and waiting for you, wherever you are. Embrace your #BOING ;^)
Aliveness itself is eating, drinking, breathing, thinking, and feeling through something known as Jim Carrey. It's fun for me to watch. ;^)