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Jacob Lamb
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@bashpr0mpt dm me to discuss and make sure u follow so i can dm u back
@bashpr0mpt yeah im ready to start work on it as soon as i legally can
wow.. been a while since ive been on here! anyone miss me?
just sating everyone should definitely check out @TeensPlease for awesome and inspiring tweets!
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Don't drink and drive because you could ruin your life and more importantly a bunch of other peoples lives because of your selfish idiocy.
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You can take the ms out of miss but you can't take the mis out of misogyny!
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Tired of the "they are mean cuz they are insecure" argument. We are ALL insecure.
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"Everything you do in life will be insignificant, but its very important you do it"
Do you think George W Bush would sell his cat painting? Asking for a friend
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Whenever I tweet anything remotely political it is amazing how far right wingers multiple like fantasia brooms.
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Do you think in breaking bad it's all METHod acting? #lsosorry
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To the guy who totally cut me off on the freeway today and almost killed both of us and then gave ME the finger...why are you so cool?
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OMFG go see @blackfishmovie Just floored by it Hey @SeaWorld -- you are the worst.
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@EllenPage haha i know! It seems like when i buy socks the next day they've all "mysteriously" gone missing!
When I go for runs in parks in Los Angeles I get scared that a coyote will think I'm a large rabbit. :(
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Dear people who ride their bikes on these hot LA days, mad respect. Ellen
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Excuse me while my heart melts...“@UberFacts: A woman actually makes teddy bears for her pet rat. pic.twitter.com/RxG439mIWt
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It's snowing in Los Angeles right now!!!!
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@EllenPage is it ok to celebrate canada day even though i live in australia? XD
Just googled: green tea makes me fart Incase you wanted more proof of how hip n cool I am
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Don West would be a great bad guy in a Muppet movie I feel. Over n out.
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