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JGF
"Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, no more. (And when I say Jack I mean Trots)
You can't truly love someone until you love yourself. That's why I masturbate before dates.
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Did you ever stop for a minute to think more about how everything might affect me?
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I'm a big fan of Lamborghinis in outlandish colours, red almost seems wrong, what do you think? pic.twitter.com/OEWRY9PzHD
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Horrifying pictures from my family in Phoenix... Epic rain fall. #SayingAPrayer pic.twitter.com/j71CUUbgTa
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Anyone know why every day I am unable to re tweet or dm and then I change my password and it works ok.... happens daily now?
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My Job doesn't allow me to bring my phone into work... So no, I haven't been able to masturbate there yet.
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Looking for a girl who just to date me for my sex toy qualities. I don't vibrate or stay hard, but you don't have to talk to me after sex.
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Checkout my new "genuine" fake Carbon-fibre sky remote control... pic.twitter.com/WxBCYiHSP4
If you can't make it do what you want to, MAKE IT DO WHAT YOU WANT TO...
It's through the superpower of hindsight that we can look back and realise we should have spent more time doing the important things!
@JGFMercedes Very true, words indicate how you're feeling at a point in time, but they stay there forever. Still possible to move on, though
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I think we all dream of a peaceful utopia to live in where the pains of reality cannot touch us.
When you have an argument even afterwards when a line has been drawn in the sand its still difficult to move on because of the crossed words
Parents never like me, I'm not sure why although one of my mates did admit he used to rat me out for the things he'd done when we were young
If I smile and nod my head during your story? I've already gone to my special place.
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My attention span is approximately 20 to 30 characters. So tighten it up inspirational tweeters.
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Even the Made I'm Chelsea stars and having their personalised name necklaces made..... persjewel.co.uk xxx pic.twitter.com/06x2akCvSp
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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
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Relationships will always have fights, but having fights shows how much you guys care about each other.
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A smile doesn't always mean a person is happy. Sometimes it simply means they are strong enough to face their own problems
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I waste too much time thinking about someone who doesn't even think about me for a second.
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Once you've been hurt once, you get scared to get attached again because you think everyone you love afterwards will hurt you.
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Why do single women always take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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There's an old adage that dictates 'you should never meet your legends' because they will let you down @THEGaryBusey #CBBUK
Part of getting older & wiser's is being able to see situations through the eyes of others. (Obviously the incontinence as well, less said)
What a fantastic Ferrari F40 upload, it really captured the feeling of speed @Stocky288 @kking1367 @aSUPERCARDRIVER pic.twitter.com/Ov89ZQ2WXZ
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@Stocky288 did you ever see this POV video inside the yellow F40? youtu.be/kPEDiGxzHV8
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Tried a new recipe last night. I'll be happy to share it with you if you have a vendetta against your underwear.
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There is no reason to feel anxious in a relationship when you can both show you feel exactly the way you always did..
Some people are very ⭐️ easy to promote ⭐️⭐️ ╔╗╗ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ╚╗╠╗╔╗╗╔╬╔╗╗╔╬ ╚╝╝╝╚╝╚╝║╚╝╚╝╚ ⓅⓇⓄⓂⓄⓉⒺⒹ Ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦⓔⓡ @JustJoekingdude ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The greatest gift is laughter. You misspelled "a Lamborghini".
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My jokes are like Russian Roulette. You will only get it 1/6th of the time, but when you do, it'll blow your mind.
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If you think we're friends enough to nominate me for any "challenges"... We're not.
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Why can a man say "I tore that pussy up!" And it be considered sexual, but a woman can't say "I snapped his dick off!" in a sexy way?
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Sometimes when people drink & lose control themselves its for the best, because @LaurenGoodger you're so boring the rest of the time #CBBUK
#cbbuk this is another cock and ball story @THEGaryBusey lol