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ᒍᗩᗰEᔕ GOᖇᗪOᑎ-ᖴO᙭ᗯEᒪᒪ
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Turning the music down in your car when looking for a street sign.. so you can see it better.. #WeAllDoIt
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I always knows the right thing to say.. immediately after the right time to say it has passed...
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Everyone has a slutty friend... If you don't.. Then you are the slutty friend...
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Rhinos are just fat unicorns.. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve.. as well as a diet..They'd reveal their majestic ways
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There is no rule in life to say you must always act your age. If it makes you happy & you're not hurting anyone. Act whatever age you want.
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Sometimes the people you think are the strongest need the most support. Everyone is fighting a personal battle that you know nothing about.
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Always try to look for the humour in life. When you're able to laugh at yourself, all negative opinions lose their power.
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Everyone needs a little silliness in their day. A really good belly laugh reminds us that life is meant to be enjoyed, not just endured.
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Just pulled a sickie at work....amazing phone voice. *prepares oscar speech*
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Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care...
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I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back.
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I wish marriage was more like twitter where if I say something stupid to my wife, I could delete it 5s later and pretend it never happened.
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Every time I make plans to eat better I can hear my stomach laughing and saying "fuck that shit"
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If my boss asks any of you, I was never here, and I don't even have a twitter.
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What is the amount of pictures anyone is storing on their iPhone?? I'm up to 4990
London looks so beautiful and somehow more full of hope in the sunshine..
Tried quitting twitter....can't. The craziness keeps me sane.
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I can't even find the time for the nervous breakdown I'm entitled to.
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Don't question your wife's judgement, look who she married
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