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JGF
Watching 'Grand Thieft Autouk' Thieving Fucking bastards, no car is safe it would seem, trackers, Alarm's, immobilisers, nothing stops them.
I see so many of you training hard and leaving the gym without stretching! ! Tuh..tuh...!!! 💪pic.twitter.com/8XJ1xXJQ6ff
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I think it's safe to say that many people fear change and honesty even more than death.
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Please tell me more about what a good listener you are while you incessantly talk about yourself.
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Email from the National Lottery. "We have some exciting news about your ticket" £2.40 ..cheers for that.
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Seems like everyone's wrapping their Lamborghinis gold! pic.twitter.com/l3RtOmxrPx
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Please raise awareness for the T-spoon appeal, we have to put a stop and acts now against further losses. Where do all the teaspoons go?
These words mean completely different things, it's annoys me too hear an uneducated person talk! Genuinely & Generally Specific & Pacific
@JGFMercedes TT RS is a very underrated supercar, Half the price of an R8 with a very similar real performance, expect low 20s MPG though..
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Deposting the Freezer Boy style, Hairdryer and a Hammer!
I'm going to test a TTRS today, I was decided on a M3 but didn't realise how quick these rocketships are 0.62mph 4.2s pic.twitter.com/JhlwUmMtj6
I’m guilty of singing songs that I don’t know all the words to, but for that 15 seconds I do know, I own that shit
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I hate it when i ask "how are you?" just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story
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Incredible!!! Helen is the WINNER of Big Brother 2014. RT if you're happy. #BBFinale #BBUK pic.twitter.com/lXmg2VUxCA
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Really pleased for @HelenWood86 winning @bbuk , you really were interesting & the only logical winner, not everyone likes you but Fuckem! X
People will respect you just as much as you respect yourself.
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Why do people constantly trying rush things beyond its natural progression, in my experience it is down to peoples insecurities.
Apparently experts say for guys frequent ejaculations can keep your prostate healthy, i'm not sure if they mean five times a day though.
Unlike on woman I like cars with massive butts.... The butt shows presents, it does the same on the woman too, but for the wrong reasons👎
If you get two people that won't look at each-other, neither will notice the other looking at that the other..
I hope the #i-phone6 will have better volume than the 5 for music!!! come on apple.
What do you think about this all new concept code named F80 by auto designer Adriano Raeli #Ferrari pic.twitter.com/rT82hDbrUI
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An intoxicated Kev & Mart enjoying male bonding lol @tenmilply1 'Follow me on IG' instagram.com/p/rtpz36vE0q/
Kev serving himself through the food hatch. Go on son!!! @tenmilply1 'Follow me on IG' instagram.com/p/rtortfPEz2/
Funny names for ones pets is very humorous. Example: A pussycat I know of called 'Mr Tibbs Grey Tea-Bag' Who else has a funny pet name??
I MISS YOU. A little too much, a little too often, and a little more every day.
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Sometimes I'm funnier than even I can comprehend, other times I can be a mind numbingly monotonous bell-end. #knowyoyrweaknesses
Surely I shouldn't have to put the central heating on in August! But it's bloody cold here Cold weather should = non-stop cuddles for heat
I watched on TV '100 year old drivers' found them all very endearing, don't take their licenses away, then a silverSurfer pulled out on me!
Face your fear whatever they may be and dominate her!
Just received my prize from @RtecAutoDesign Thank you very much guys, can't wait to bang out the tuneage! pic.twitter.com/PopY1CHOJb
FAIL: Sneezing in the car whilst traveling along the motorway and projectiling snot and mucus over yourself and the windscreen! 😤😦🙀
WARNING: The GIANT 7" Huntsman spider is now in the UK JUST when you thought the flesh-eating False Widow was as bad as it gets. Watch out!
@JGFMercedes I agree with everyone else. Don't go crazy! But don't let 'em tell you "can't" do anything. Second opinion time!
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@JGFMercedes @SkyHelpTeam money grabbers. Do they not realise people can now stream anything they want so maybe should try keep customers!
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You can push me in a corner, but I'm still gonna own that fucking corner.
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When we die, our images won't always be remembered, but how we affected others, that will remain forever..
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Tell her that you love her, because if she is gone tommorow she will never know.
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Love is not about how much you say I love you but how much you prove that it's true.
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@JGFMercedes You are very welcome m'dear. Not been on much n had to check out my fav tweeter ☺️ xx
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Unless you're walking about in public with your private parts on show, what you wear does NOT make you a slut!! Especially in this heat ffs!
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