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Anal Lease Keating

Andaming buntis, engaged at magmimigrate abroad today. How original.
Baka naman pati twitter lalagyan na din ng stories. Isama nyo na siguro pati excel, word, notepad at calculator diba??
Ang ganda mo ay parang thesis, kailangan pang idefend.
Thanks for giving us weirdos a platform to be whoever we want to be while spreading love and compassion. Happy birthday @ladygaga πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽrEA64
If you keep on saying you give zero fucks, girl you actually give the most fucks
it's hard to turn me into a bitch be I'm the nicest lady you'll ever meet. I was raised in a religious environment by vincentian sisters.
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I hate summer. It makes me extra bitchy. Not sassy but bitchy like your major subject professor type of bitchy.
Can't believe we're on season 9 tomorrow. So eggcited for all the girls! #TeamSasha #TeamNina #TeamCharlie #DragRace πŸ‘‘ πŸ’„ πŸ‘ 
Watch it legally. Give it the revenue it deserves. #BeautyAndTheBeast
A video to explain why the 'gay scene' in Beauty and the Beast was necessary
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Jessica is disabled but she's living her life fully. So what's stopping me and you? #RightFooted
It's not that I felt bad for her, but I felt bad for myself because I am not allowing myself to realize my full potential all the time.
Watching the #RightFooted documentary and in the first few minutes I've already started tearing up.
hunty anakin is SERVING! obi wan who?? the galactic empire is GAGGING! the rebel alliance wig has been SNACHEDT!
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It's like watching an alternate x-men universe with a lot of adamantium slashfest but short of that mutant magic you're used to. #Logan
I'm triggered, shookt, gagged and i feel like my soul just left its body. Gaga's entrance gave me life and defined my afterlife! #DragRace
A 40 year old FB friend's status: "Sino kaya ang susunod kay bernard palanca? Yung medyo bata bata naman sana." Me:
When an Ed Sheeran fan enters your mentions
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To make patol is human; to make deadma is goddess
Happy birthday to my loveable anak! πŸŽ‰ οΏ½@AceAlmighty2424
You took that moment from moonlight tho. @TheAcademy #Oscars
Wtf is this miss universe buffonery they're pulling in this shit show. It already lost its momentum when steve harvey did that. Bye. #Oscars
That whitney intro while halle berry is being introduced sporting the classic clive davis whitney hair before bobby brown era. #Oscars
When you just got your nails done and they aren't dry yet but you need to be courteous and pay respect. #Oscars
You go slay the house down @SaraBareilles one of the most underrated artists of this modern time. Get that mainstream promo queen! #Oscars
in case you're having a bad day here's lady gaga dancing dressed as a hotdog
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Phenomenal work @ladygaga @TheEllenShow @Pharrell! So inspired by #theloveproject2017 and proud to share more love in the world with @WHA!
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Still can't digest the fact that the academy is being dusty towards la la land and living for arrival. #Oscars
Viola Davis can speak for 24 hours and I'll just be here listening while crying coz that lady talks like a female MLK!! #Oscars
YAASSSS congratulations anal lease keating!! #Oscars
Kinabahan ako akala ko si Janella Salvador ang kakanta!! #Oscars
I'm just here to see Gaga be one of the winners tonight and Hidden Figures win Best Picture. #Oscars
When will Gaga slay the house down? #Oscars
"ako lang ba walang pake sa oscars?" "oo. balitaan ka na lang namin kung may award ang enteng kabisote."
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Relatives: Sayang naman naging bakla sya. Bakit mo kasi hinayaan maging bakla? My mom:
Not the beach. Just a vacant lot buried in sand with coconut trees. 🌴@serendi_Pi_tyyM
You can't copy and paste this because uto uto ka.
Andaming namimigay ng trip to hongkong for 3 sa feb 29-31. Nag expire na yung humor kaninang 2pm. Pahinga na guys.
Wag kang umeffort magpakalalaki dahil yang bet mong borta baklang bakla din pag friends ang kasama.
We're about to cancel our monthly subscription if you don't move to fix Gaga's page now. @Spotify #SpotifyStopBoycottingGaga
Respond to hate with love! πŸ’• For Valentine's day, we went to the Senate to send Sen. Pacquiao a love letter and primer on SOGIE οΏ½#PassADBD7v
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"Each day with you becomes a Valentine." ❀
When you discover someone you don't know has blocked you on Twitter.
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