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I was given the approval from Dad. It's 👌 to be gay.
Getting smashed with Dad
So what if I did have a tiger on a gold leash? That's none of your business.
33, Male, Jerusalem. You?
Your Mom goes to college.
Just remember ladies. You're always, 100% right.
A few of my favorite things
Happy cinco de Margarita!
May the fourth be.... Oh who are we kidding I can totally take Yoda!
Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday.
I've had better days
Yeah I guess I'm having a good week
Sorry. But your keys into heaven have been compromised. You must re-do all your good deeds.
Know yourself before you know me
Quick question. What's an app?
I can moonwalk in reverse!
My date stood me up. Guess it's just me and Grand Theft Auto tonight.
Getting ready for my date with Beyoncé. Sorry J
YOLO! Unless you're me.