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Jesus Christ
comedyreligion 612,701 followers
My Dad is the biggest racist. He literally made all the races.
Troyal Brooks am I right?!
Send me your best cat photo. I'll RT the best one tomorrow
RT if you love Ice Cream more than me. Be honest!
But do you really love life?
The funny thing about life is...
Get rid of your stuff
No you hang up
Save a plant. Eat a cow.
Be a better person
I got 99 problems but... HAHAHAHAHA WHO AM I KIDDING I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!
I'm probably better than you. But I love you to keep trying
Don't ask, and you shall receive.
Do something useful today
More water please.
Oh Joan, come on in where everyone wears it better.
Come on in Rob. I got you.
Yónce y’all
Rest in peace. Then get to work.
When you're standing still, you're moving backwards.
I was given the approval from Dad. It's 👌 to be gay.
Getting smashed with Dad
So what if I did have a tiger on a gold leash? That's none of your business.
33, Male, Jerusalem. You?
Your Mom goes to college.
Just remember ladies. You're always, 100% right.
A few of my favorite things openlikes.com/jesus
Happy cinco de Margarita!
May the fourth be.... Oh who are we kidding I can totally take Yoda!
Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday.
I've had better days
Yeah I guess I'm having a good week
Sorry. But your keys into heaven have been compromised. You must re-do all your good deeds.
Know yourself before you know me
Quick question. What's an app?
I can moonwalk in reverse!
My date stood me up. Guess it's just me and Grand Theft Auto tonight.
Getting ready for my date with Beyoncé. Sorry J
YOLO! Unless you're me.
I got a dalmatian