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comedyreligion 610,353 followers
More water please.
Oh Joan, come on in where everyone wears it better.
Come on in Rob. I got you.
Yónce y’all
Rest in peace. Then get to work.
When you're standing still, you're moving backwards.
I was given the approval from Dad. It's 👌 to be gay.
Getting smashed with Dad
So what if I did have a tiger on a gold leash? That's none of your business.
33, Male, Jerusalem. You?
Your Mom goes to college.
Just remember ladies. You're always, 100% right.
A few of my favorite things
Happy cinco de Margarita!
May the fourth be.... Oh who are we kidding I can totally take Yoda!
Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday.
I've had better days
Yeah I guess I'm having a good week
Sorry. But your keys into heaven have been compromised. You must re-do all your good deeds.
Know yourself before you know me
Quick question. What's an app?
I can moonwalk in reverse!
My date stood me up. Guess it's just me and Grand Theft Auto tonight.
Getting ready for my date with Beyoncé. Sorry J
YOLO! Unless you're me.
I got a dalmatian
Risks. Take them.
I came in like a rainbow.
You're basically all pretty little liars.
San Francisco
Well whatever.
Spoiler alert. I've commissioned Miley Cyrus to ride down the ball drop.
New Year's resolution: gain some weight. Tired of all the attention with these washboard abs.
I shot my eye out!
It's beginning to look a lot like Me más
Friday the 13th is overrated. It's all about Tuesday the 17th.
I was going to make a joke about how high I am but
Am I the only one watching Freaky Friday on Oxygen right now?
Yeah I'm just learning about this Beyoncé thing right now too
Since you asked, I was born in Hawaii. Not Bethlehem. But I can't prove it.
Almost my birthday week. So excited!
Look I'm not getting paid overtime, so I'm taking the day off. Say your thanks to someone else.