Other girls: buy me Victoria's Secret and you can watch me take it off
Me: buy me pizza and you can watch me eat the whole thing
If you say your hair has never annoyed to you the point of wanting to shave your head you're lying
See if you can spot the one who likes milk the most
i want 0 responsibilities and a lot of mozzarella sticks
A heartbroken widower paid tribute to his wife by planting a forest of 6,000 oak trees, leaving a heart-shaped meadow in the middle.
Claps hands and laughs.
"Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again..."
Failed your exams?
The lovely Lola playing with her rattles! 🐰amp.twimg.com/v/fa598e93-fab…
When you order your food and it comes with a free table-top dancer
Saw this at the movies, best dad award 😍w
if you're having a bad day, just watch this vine.co/v/hOBJleBdMn2
Whatever happens, happens. Don't stress.
can gossip girl come back with a spin off about chuck and Blair after marriage??? I would binge watch the crap out of that
i can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday