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Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done
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My nanny had a biopsy today to make sure she didn't have cancer for a 3rd time on this tumor and it's not cancerous πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ yessss
Gots my teefs cleaned today 😬😬😬
Bout to use all my data bc the internet decided to stop working tonight oops
a show about trans people !!
This boy on Faking It omg
Every time this baby looks at me she starts crying hahahaha same
I'm covered in baby drool 😷
Since the snooze button is my BFF
It's so windy!!!!! It sounds so nice. I think I have a boner.
i'm 21 and don't know how to use scissors, apparently
I might as well just cut it off at this point lmao
Remember when I burnt my finger on freshly welded steel? I just accidentally slit it open with scissors.... in the same spot.
why have a sad monday when u can just..... not
People who air all of their dirty laundry on the internet are not the kinda people you wanna associate with
i'm corrupting her 😈
i got elephant charms and i'm gonna put every single one of them on a tattoo choker and wear them all at once
i'm eating macaroni and cheese in bed and i guess that's the closest i'm getting to a canadian thanksgiving this year
My country cousin just pronounced "meme" as "me-me" and I'm trying not to laugh at her oh my god
Don't read twitter in the car on a curvy road... πŸ™ŠπŸ˜·πŸ˜°
Someone said this about the "All About That Bass" song. Really?? THAT's the most insensitive song you've ever heard?
I feel like Dylan Everett is so under appreciated uughghgughguh
Jacks Mannequin makes me emo 😭😭😭
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Ray of Light is on TeenNick right now and I'm literally so sad about Campbell Saunders wow
Inside SoCal is one of my most favorite skits on #SNL, ever.
human defibrillator.. my stomach hurts so bad from laughing oh my god #snl
"Barack, Mitt..." oh my god Stefon #SNL
I love when former #SNL cast members come back to host because it means even more former cast members are gonna be in the episode too.
local news is so awkward. "does that mean there's gonna be more rain? "yep" "oh, darn... >:(" girl
i'm so excited for bill hader hosting snl i think i might explode
the first like, 5 seconds of teenage dirtbage are earporn basically
Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me
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oh my god getting paged over the loudspeaker in walmart by a dude i vaguely knew in high school BYE
Seeing people I went to high school with in public πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…
So call me what you want but please do not call me crazy or insane because that's a joke
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Amanda Bynes oh my god