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There's no point in trying to take over this account. I'll always keep deleting your stuff. You will never be able to do what you want.
Hacker : change my email address back to
Get the fuck off my account. Change it back to my details
So my account just got hacked.
I love Dropbox because its free!
After a few drinks, just can't seem to sing loud enough.
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Watching the impossible again. Also known as the movie that emotionally rapes the shit out of you.
Just ate way too many chicken nuggets. Urrgh.
Just watched Side Effects. Good movie, but pretty fucking weird.
Just had an argument with a traffic warden. Fuck paying for a ticket.
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What's the best cure for boredom. Best answers get retweeted.
"Someone is making up terrible rumors about you" mmmmhmmmmm sure they are.
Who's seen After Earth? Any good?
girls be like "just got my eyebrows done"
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iOS 7 beta is like David Beckham, it's a wee bit slow, but far to attractive to give up.
@jessecalder thank you for introducing me to Brooke duff she's amazing
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So close to 51,000! Everyone should shout me out and get me there. I may just return the favour!
#Russia is trying to shut down all #gay rights organisations - big trial on Wednesday. Take action now:…
Literally just slept half the day. Feelin gooood.
So that's what happens when you drive through a level crossing:
Wasp nest volleyball isn't for me:
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Go iTunes right this second and buy The Real You @Brooke_Duff's brand new single out today! It's awesome.
Hello 27 Incher. How you dooin.
Today is the day I purchase a 27" iMac. Finally.

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