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ComediansInCarsGettingCoffee Season 2 almost ready. #weirdshow
Performing the mysterious art of stand up comedy tonight in mysterious Oklahoma City. #hatingonrearwindowfamilystickers #civiccenter
Thanks everybody for reminding me of 15th Anniversary of TV Show! Didn't realize.. #wild9years
Dropping in Gotham tonight for some comedic explorations. #8ish
My very funny friend Tom Papa wailing this Saturday night in Philly. say.ly/Niy5IBN
One of the funniest guys around getting ready to wail this weekend in Philly. Don't miss it.say.ly/Niy5IBN@allthi…
Two Big Shows this weekend at Caesars in Las Vegas! What comics call 'a juicy gig'. #bigitaliandinneraftertheshow #redwine #vealparmigian
Surprise drop in tonight at my favorite SoCal club. The Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach. #seeyouthere #like8ish
If you’d like to see twitter legend Colin Quinn and me in NYC on 4/17, or if you just hate diabetes: sufac.org
I do not like that @BobOjedaSNY and @ChrisCarlinSNY have switched chairs! Why? Why? Why? #JohnnyandEdneverdid
New episode of ComediansInCarsGettinCoffee shooting now in NJ #CCC img.ly/tT5l
Colin Quinn and I are doing Stand-Up for a Cure on April 17th at the MSG Theater. sufac.org
Take 2. Are you a smoothie person or are they too complicated and annoying? I've simplified them here for @BuzzFeed buzzfeed.com/jessseinfeld/8…
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RT @Alsboringtweets Gonzaga sounds like a made up school Sounds like one of those 'jump around' fitness things on TV.
All new episodes of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee officially in production. New cars. New comics. Will be out this Spring. #thanksfans
Happy St. Patrick's Day. I will celebrate with these words from W.B. Yeats. The Irish poet and mystic. youtu.be/a4rNFd6Z198 via @YouTube
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FINALLY. We've been waiting for someone to write this piece re: @iamcolinquinn. In Sly Tweets, a Rich Lode for Comedy nyti.ms/ZO4Jmo
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If you love Baseball & America, you have to check out this energetic interview we did this morning with @TommyLasorda newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/03/07/tom…
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I love when my wife says things like " surface area". #keepingsparkalive buzzfeed.com/jessseinfeld/h…
Was Lena Dunham mocking Bill Murray with that 'FDR on the Polio Parallel Bars' walk to the stage last night? #hopenot
Cannot take anymore movie posters with the annoyed person and the 'oblivious they're being annoying' person. #soannoying
Just found out Gene's Korean. Makings of an incident here. #Jewsbuildjokes cc: @adamlevine @JessSeinfeld
.@MazdaUSA @MrGeneHong More of a lecture than a slogan but I enjoy a car company premise busting a guy named Hong. Gene?
Going to do a little set @ the Creek and Cave tonite in LIC with @iamcolinquinn
.@ABFalecbaldwin @hilariabaldwin Hope Steven's jilted lady friend doesn't shatter the mood.
Staten Island: So sorry this Thursday had to move to Dec.6 but let's take care of mess first. Stay safe everyone.. bit.ly/V5I7zh
Even though I have no electricity and nothing to do, I still can't see myself reading a book
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Anyone in NYC named 'Sandy' going to be getting dirty looks for a while. #callmeSanford
Love when Newsies start working the 'end of the Jerry Lewis Telethon' crisis look. #jacketsoff #tiedown
@ABFalecbaldwin how are New Yorkers going to bail out their basements using 16 oz or less cups?
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'Closed Caption' first public service down from #Frankenstorm! #comeagain?
Mayor Bloomberg going with zip up neck sweater to fight Sandy. Shows preparedness. Windy: zip it up Storm over: back down #frankenstorm
Powerful and thickly muscled Gay Weathermen and Sexy Weathergirls join forces against unclear sexual orientation hurricane, "Sandy".
Sexy weather girls say: "Evacuate all Fire Island hammocks." #preparefortheworst #hopeforthebest
Sexy weather girls say, "We're standing by to help during hurricane." #rightplace #righttime
Gov. Cuomo says, "Read a book." during hurricane. Perfect. #leadership #solvingproblems
youtu.be/MnXLOGDPrVw via @YouTube got the footage from Justin and Jessica's wedding. @jimmyfallon is the jerk at the end of the bar.
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Josh Hamilton: 65 swings and misses in his last 15 games (63 PA). Marco Scutaro: 62 swings and misses in all of 2012 (736 PA).
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@JerrySeinfeld how nice, #CCC has made the dutch newspaper @volkskrant ! Some national recognition (finally!). Love it pic.twitter.com/DX3jS4tY
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Letters editor for @nytimes on @JerrySeinfeld post: "I’ve never seen anything like this." nie.mn/T1mfyu @NiemanLab
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I open at the Orleans in Vegas this Sat & Sun 6 & 7 - it's amazing, I tell my body it's show time, give it a couple of slaps and it wakes up
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Just informed by NY Times that my "Really?" letter is first ever to reach #1 most viewed on their site. Thanks to @genznyt & @sethmeyers21!
Think I'll drop into Gotham and try some new stuff tonight .
Sneak Tweet of the tonight's Final #CCC title: "It's Bubbly Time, Jerry" My extra super special Guest, Michael Richards!