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Jerry Seinfeld
comedian comedy 2,511,768 followers
New Single Shot up today. "The Money" Seven comics. Each puts in their two cents. @Acura @Crackle
Here's the KO New Baseball Commisioner sketch: Genius.
Why we wake and sleep each day: Nothing is more important than pure #Porsche @Porsche Porsche.
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KO still delivering from new remote outpost. @KeithOlbermann New MLB Commish speech best thing I've heard since my set on @jimmyfallon
New Single Shot up today on CCC. 6 comics: Marriage. Don't try to stop us. We got a lot of stuff. @Acura @Crackle
"Keep it moooooo-ving People. Nothing to see here..." -Cow from the backseat
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My friend Paul Reiser has written an incredible piece about his life in comedy. Unmissable.
Also, Full length, Star Studded Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee eps returning this Fall. Don't Freak Out on me! @Acura @Crackle
It's about the size. Smaller, Faster, Better New Single Shot today! 'Comedians Love Eating'
@JerrySeinfeld Very few absolutes in life but if your film has a Steely Dan song in it, your movie will be great.
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I can't believe the Catcher is expected to back up every throw to 1st Base. The guy is crouching up and down all game. He's doing enough
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New 'Single Shot' today. This week 7 comedians talk about gay stuff. We love it. We can't stop.
'Single Shot' is live! You wanted more CCC,we give you less. Quick hit that goes down easy.New version.Same
I am, once again, going to attempt to know everything. Noon today @reddit my 2nd AMA.…
Given some important news I learned today, I felt compelled to update my Yelp review of the Tick Tock Diner:…
This isn't the first time someone has left South Beach thinking, "I have to go home and get my shit together." #Lebron
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Loved doing the T&A today. Most replies were direct, but you can see them here:… Let’s do it again next week.
. Notice cameraman? RT @TYhigbie: @JerrySeinfeld what's up with this parking job? #T&A
.First one then the other. RT @babybuster3: @JerrySeinfeld If you HAD to go back in time, would you chase success or happiness?
Ok, I'm ready! Since AMA is a Reddit word and this is a Twitter only Q&A how about we call it T&A?
Let's do an AMA today at 3pm East. I will answer any question for 30 min. about this week's with Robert Klein.