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I'm lonely and getting wet what's new
Trying to pray to the house of God and then Satan attacks the camera.
People and kids who go trick-or-treating the night before Halloween. Jerks.
Happy #NationalCatDay, also known as National Lonely People Day.
Me: I had a bad day. Them: Saaammme. Me: Don't say same. It makes me want to kill you. Them: Same.
How to not get sick during flu season: 1. Die
I mean...pretty accurate.
I didn't make great food choices today or yesterday or ever.
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Buzzfeeder and AHS alum @ryanbergara loves us. 😘
Black and yellow. P.S. I actually dress like this everyday πŸ‘‹πŸ»
I like things big and black with lots of my #iPhone6sPlus.
.@realDonaldTrump If I ever meet you, can I touch your hair? I'll let you touch mine. #AskTrump
CHRISTIE IS ENTERTAINED BY THIS TOO!! Wow he's just like us. #GOPDebate
Dark and gloomy because #feelings.
Tie DIE. @terrahhhyke and I have a suicide pact. We'll die together. ❀️
I attacked @terrahhhyke. I am in hiding now.
Sarah Palin is interviewing Donald Trump tonight which is basically Republican porn.
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I don't even have to worry about a murderer killing me because I'm probably gonna accidentally kill myself somehow.
One more pic. No, I won't act my age because I'm a teenage fangirl and I'm disgusting. #1dfansaregorgeous
Ok im going to join even tho I posted these like last week oops oh well btw you're all beautiful #1dfansaregorgeous
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Why did Twitter turn white? White supremacy? Also why is it the opening screen a different shade of blue? Also WHERE IS MY LATTE??
I like to spend my Sunday night wishing it wasn't Sunday night.
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#Regram #MFYeezysBlack @matches_man UK8
When my cat falls off the bed, it reminds me that I'm not the only fail in life.
I actually love diarrhea because it cleanses my anal cavities.
#RobinWilliams passed away a year ago, but his legacy will live on and we will laugh until we pass away.
New video!!! You can see all my sexy @TheEllenShow undies. 😏
Kill me please because school is in like two weeks.
Celebrating #InternationalCatDay because cats will always be better than friends or family.
#GOPDebate is giving me a headache. I'm Dr. Seuss now apparently. I bet Dr. Seuss is glad he's dead during these debates.
Old white men on a stage discussing how they want to control women's vaginas is never not going to be repulsive.
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RT if ur a soft-spoken nice boy who likes me
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I saw a bunch of celebs AND was touched by a drag queen. My life is complete.
You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants.
I feel so much better now that I have decided to never do anything again
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NEW VIDEO!! I was molested by a drag queen...sorta.
As a guy and non-Directioner (soon to be convert though probably), #DragMeDown is pretty good--good enough to listen at 3AM. I NEED TO SLEEP

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