One more week before it starts warming up. I can't stand this cold weather, come on already!
Dedicating my day to doing nothing besides laying in the bed.
Weekend ending already.. -.- gotta listen to @MsRebeccaBlack
's song #Saturday
and pretend it's still Saturday.
I don't pay attention to who unfollows me.
my mother attracts all the pussies. cats, that is. a cat just went up to her and into her car...this happened before. PUSSY MAGNET.
I bet it's super easy to get laid at the Las Vegas airport.
's christmas song better than #KellyClarkson
's christmas album? I'd say they're both equally awesome. youtu.be/yAfF_2w8jFE
Every time I open the fridge with new hope that I'll find the answer in there.
I better see you guys at @VidCon
at the @wongfupro
home for the holidays. What
“Death is something inevitable.When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people&his country,he can rest in peace” #Madiba
It's under 50 degrees in LA right now!
There's actual frost forming around our phoniness.
I do not like this arctic air blasting the west. It is way too goddamn cold.
So far, today is the worst hump day. At least it's national cookie day.
So tired. Why is school so demanding?
What do you call it when @ladygaga
claps for St. Nick? Santapplause. #ClassicHolidayJokeWednesday
Today is "National Cookie Day" in America.
Also we're fat.
Anonymously Bought $10K Wedding Ring For An Engaged War Veteran Before His Death! perez.ly/1jjfuIZ pic.twitter.com/pQ8UtNarEs
I could've gone to sleep an hour ago, but Twitter.
Well, as the French say, "today was a ol piece of le shit"
how to drop that thun thun thun. by me miranda youtube.com/watch?v=rYzBTz…
Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not serving hot dogs. I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a straight face.
You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
My horny cat just humped my leg for ten minutes. I feel violated and my leg had fallen asleep. Great, I got pussy raped.
might i say how stupid this game is. but its addicting and it'll waste all your time. findtheinvisiblecow.com
Done with first period. When's winter break? @Arn1ka
"oh god. there's school tomorrow and i have so much homework. #yolo
" i guess this is what students are saying...and this applies to me. ;)
funny how paul walker gained 200000+ followers after news of his death spread. i guess thats how people give their condolences.
even my mother is sad that paul passed away. she said he was very handsome and then shed a little tear when i broke the news to her #TeamPW
im really sad about Paul Walker :(
nonononono. paul walker is dead. oh god. first brian griffin and now paul. RIP @RealPaulWalker
what has this world come to.
Internet you tricked me yesterday you said one day only sale then today you made it for the whole weekend so now I have to buy more shit.
RT if you ever feel that in it
I bet the Kardashians think Black Friday means there is a sale on husbands.
AFRICAN AMERICAN Friday, not Black Friday.
Frickin allergies... sneezing so much that I'd rather die right now.
I'm NOT thankful 4 family time. I'm not allowed to wuse the computer. So anoying
Happy Thanksgiving Day! Hope you all have a food-filled marathon. Much to be thankful for... Now, let's eat!
Happy thanksgiving! Time to bust out that terrible thanksgiving song.
It's just takes a little rearranging to turn 'ugh' into 'hug'.
And with that, my friends, I have won the internet.
Before twitter there was no way for people to tell others that they were #blessed
Holiday traffic tips
1. Stay home
Trojan vibrations advertisement appeared on the tv and my parents were in the room with me. Awkward.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means I have to hide all the good liquor.
Time to hide all the good liquor for Thanksgiving.
God takes away anything you tweet about being thankful for