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Jordan Pruett
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In a week, our newest freshmen will be moving into the residence halls. I might have to whip up some bow tie cookies for the occasion.
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RT @antijokeapple: What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing.
RT @antijokeapple: What did the cow say when it fell in the stream? Moo.
RT @antijokeapple: You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
@JerkPru @PrincetonRays Can a rooster get a RTweet. Roscoe Rooster P Rays mascot. #MascotMania #Rays @MiLB"
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Well, that was better than last time. Hopefully I'll hear something soon!
We're thankful, today and every day, for those who've sacrificed. #PurpleHeartDay
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I hate adult life.... I'm getting taxed on EVERYTHING
Handing these out! Let's get #CarolCares trending!
Anyone wanna go to charleston with me tonight?
Homeward bound....
RT @pickupIines: Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.
"Stick it in my mouth and I'll blow it." -@John_Pruett21
"Jordan, are you subtweeting me with your whispers?" - @JSnyder2014
RT @TheDrunkStory: To parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is actually only water......
"Can I get on my knees and do it?" - @John_Pruett21
Selfie on the Trolley!! @jsnyder2014 @justdoitpruett @layneveneri
Once again, babysitting @John_Pruett21. This time with a hand grenade!