I love my General Manager's remarks xD
When you step on something wet with your socks on pic.twitter.com/fEwbXJnOQd
Jacoby Ellsbury is a New York Yankee. He won a fucking ring with Boston last year. You're really gonna take the money, you piece of shit.
Let me sit in you, Mr. Mazerati.
For billionaires, home security is moving beyond sci-fi onforb.es/18qiqBJ pic.twitter.com/t1SXROAQ82
The falcon punch Sharkeisha gave that girl though.
I found Dolph Ziggler and his Dad hanging out. #WWE #MainEvent pic.twitter.com/QLg0mOjsrM
What to get the girlfriend fot Christmas. #decisionsdecisions
If you like the Yankees instead of the Red Sox, that's okay, I get it.
But you're wrong and I hate you.
My horoscope told me to take a nap. Yes please.
Jennifer Lawrence. My God..
Crazy girl, don't you know that I love you:)
A good day to be a brotha. #ClassicWeekend
I hate when rachet people come to my hotel. Either tip or get the fuck out.
Don't tell Twitter how depressed you are with your life...save that shit for facebook.
The movie "About Time" is marvelous. I'd see it again.
I see my girlfriend tomorrow!!!! #datenight
Made 103 yesterday. 101 today. Good work.
Future does some funny dances in the "Ready" music video.
Things always get better. Even if they have to get bad first.
I like a girl that stays on her shit 💁💰👏
The Lions were not bullshiting in that drive.
When you run into the girl that gave you her wrong number. #funny #letsgetontherevinetrain #lmao #tagsforre
My horoscope says things are looking up. :)
I was gonna lie to ya but I had to tell the truth, just being honest.
Name a notha nigga hot, I'm just honest.
Honest by FUTURE. FUUCCKK.
Ride by Ciara is the best lap dance song ; )
Miley Cyrus in the 23 music video :D
J's on my feet, so get like me.
I should've took the over on this game. #TNF
Coming up is Full Metal Mayhem! To me that's an orally fixated girl with braces. @TNACreative