"mommy why is that girl's hair red?" lol kids never know how loud they talk 😂💃 his mom had the right answer though "she likes it that way" 😁
these people are chatting away in the therapy waiting lobby like excuse me assholes I can't hear the trickling water fountain
"If everyone's a structure
Where their own savior sits
Then I'm a little red house
And no one's… instagram.com/p/BHYUj2zj-Af/
when someone asks for my last name and then they repeat themselves louder because they think Kiely is my first name
when I get sick I just wanna give up like valar morghulis, my watch has ended, what is dead may never die, etc.
there are tiny muddy paw prints on my car 🐾🐾 i bet I know which kitty is the culprit
had a dream last night that the past two (decent) years of my life were some kind of mistake and I had to go back to high school 😭😓
"Senators vote in favor of next mass shooting"
thought I left a light on outside but it's the moon 🌝 ?
I remember it vividly love, I've been walking erect since the moment we met and I caught your eye #nowplaying #sayanything
Preparing for the week like...
Weekend well spent 🌞e
don't wanna be a spoiler but Game of Thrones tonight was a roller coaster and I'm gonna replay one particularly satisfying scene repeatedly
using the pool during adult swim feels like an achievement #adulting
Happy Not-A-Father's Day! 🍻o
how i spend my free time:
4) sleeping in until noon
5) stirring up controversy online
today I almost choked to death on salt water taffy and I'm so disappointed that it would betray my trust like that
good news is the iPod I got in middle school is back from the dead 🎶👻🎶
burning bridges I should have burned a long time ago 🔥
when you realize someone you hate has a terrible fashion sense
can't believe my baby sister is graduating 😭💕 hopefully this is my last time ever at Tolland high schooDf
you wanted social interaction?! Angie are you feeling okay?? twitter.com/bewareofangels…
all you are to me is dead, 16 bullets split your head. all you are to me is dead skin. #nowplaying #sayanything
explaining a new concept to an intelligent & accomplished person can really make you feel good about yourself
LGBT citizens need to get one of those constitutional amendments to protect them. Seems to be working out really well for the guns.
Do you ever have any emotions that you can't explain?
Happy 1st year with our fam Cider pup 💕S
when life catches up with you vine.co/v/hbZj2TlPKYu
Citizens of Gotham: Batman, please help us!
Batman: I'll send over some thoughts & prayers.
I will never understand why police officers think they're above telling the truth to civilians. you lie, you perpetrate mistrust of police
if it feels too good to be true, it is. life motto but somehow I keep hoping good weeks will stay good
trying to sleep and there's a cricket that's way too loud to be coming from outside ..
when babe takes you out to dinner but you can't instagram the fancy meal because your phone is dead
Destroying nature is destroying life.
There are two ways to be happy: change the situation, or change your mindset towards it.
actually me when season 4 comes out twitter.com/nxncy0k/status…
I was trying to explain the existence of condensation to a costumer today, but then I realized I don't get paid enough for that shit
calculating how much sleep you're gonna get if you fell asleep immediately and stressing that it's already not enough
22 years ago today, Hermione Granger punched Draco Malfoy.
Remember how people treat you when they're angry
C A C T U S O N A S K A T E B O A R D tumblr.co/6013BSqRB
welp. time for second breakfast 🍽🍪
woah wait does this mean that your boyfriend is still butthurt that his ex girlfriend dumped him for me?? 😂😘 haha this is rich come at me
I guess it's a good sign the haters can't come up with anything worse than my gayness to shit on 😂 lol it's 2016 shoot me for liking girls🌈