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just life man

this is the part of the semester when self-care gets pushed from the back burner into that dusty space between the stove and the wall
"hey can you uh, be sad and roll joints at the same time?" #shameless
nothing's worse than when the rats in my abnormal psych class try to tell my professor he's wrong when he has his fucking PhD
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this is meteorologist Meaghan with the weather reporting live that it's stupid and I hate it
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Today is April fools day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day.
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I learned how to spell "school" when the sign on my elementary school lost the C so it said "S_hool" and now I always know where the C goes
good thing you aren't Dumb As Shit so at least you don't have to worry about that problem ๐Ÿ˜˜โ€ฆt
It's weird, after the panic attack I keep checking in -- am I fragile now? Do I have to be careful with my sanity? Did I break me?
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if you don't want tampons flushed down your toilet, then it is YOUR responsibility to provide an alternative sanitary disposal method.
your bones are made up of the same dust as the planets
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I'm so incredibly pumped to be tatted with the big dipper to match my awesome sister's little dipper @melisssatbh ๐Ÿ˜„โ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅloK
If anyone needs me I'll be doing what I do best: laying in bed and complaining
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I only ordered a 3 piece chicken but he gave me FOUR pieces of chicken!! ๐Ÿ˜„a
don't make eye contact with me while I'm stress eating
I have a key for babe's house now and it makes me feel special ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘‘
๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒนucking slam dunk me into a trash can
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that feeling when you spend an exessive amount of time carefully drafting an important email but then get a 3 word reply within seconds
some creep is trolling a girl in my building and said they were me??? why does this shit happen to me I'm just trying to exist peacefully
Today is my brothers last day working at Big Y and I've never been more jealous of him in my life!
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couldn't get my laptop to charge so I'm conserving battery life and straight up panicking..... the outlet was shut off ๐Ÿ˜’
i ordered take out for myself but they gave me two sets of utensils ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ™๐Ÿด
in my ideal social life i would only ever have to interact with my babe, a few friends, and my sister ๐Ÿ‘Œ#introvertt#fantasylifee
I love online shopping but then i end up with problems like this dress i bought that only covers about half my butt ๐Ÿ˜•h
welcome to ihop what can i get started for u
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NYT reporter who broke Trump campaign/Russia story is same reporter who broke Clinton email server story. That's called a free & fair press.
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taking a real romantic biology exam ๐Ÿ˜ happy valentines day to my dead GPA ๐Ÿ˜˜
happy galentines day!!!! I accept all of my gifts in the form of DESTRUCTION OF THE PATRIARCHY
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this high school piece of shit I work with is complaining about having to reshelve groceries.. *360 degree eye roll*
"Hey do you wanna go out tonight?"
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Oh you don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege
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Living alone with my three cats is getting more appealing every day
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trying to come up with an explanation for why this incompetent deadbeat professor is in charge of contacting our internship sites ๐Ÿค”c
Using brittney circa 2007 as my photo for my blackboard discussion post so my professor knows what I'm about
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you weren't the only one who thought of us that way โค #mcm #mancrusheveryday #babe
if i lay here if i just lay here do u think iโ€™d still pass all of my classes
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BREAKING: Carly Waters Gets Heated, Turns to Steam, Disappears Into the Atmosphere, Returns to Earth As Waters.โ€ฆ
I spy on the dashboard of a parked car.. a bag full of live crickets.. not joking they were hopping around and everything
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