when ur flaking on everyone bc ur going a major thru a major depressive episode but everyone just thinks it's bc ur… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
first time at the bar legally 🎉🎉 no more fence hopping for me I'm a "real adult" now 🍸
my entourage 🌱#plantlife
e @ Eastern Connecticut State Universityinstagram.com/p/BPZEN2dBPwM/
an atmospheric phenomenon called circumhorizontal arc: when the sun is at least 58º above horizon and ice crystals… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
I guess @beccakiely
is great too even tho she only voyaged about 1 mile 😘 thanks again@bewareofangels
i much love💕
shoutout to my awesome friends for voyaging into the sticks of CT to my babe's humble abode for the celebration of my birth 🎉💕🎉💕
Don't believe the Muggle propaganda. The movies were filmed using magic.
it's my party and i'll listen to 'the devil and god are raging inside me' 500 times in a row if i want to
one of my main talents: waiting until the very last minute to freak out about something 💣🔥
when ya creep on your ex and are trying to not take pleasure in the fact he's doing the same shit and struggling and ur doin gr8 😇#oops
who is cyber bullying my son
*sees a lost dog poster*
Guy celebrating repeal of Obamacare finds out he’s on Obamacare. Amazing.
Wow Snape and i have the same birthday 🎉twitter.com/_Snape_/status…
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will have plenty of time to regret your hubris as you drift for infinity through the void.
looking for pointers on how to pretend I've never had alcohol before turning 21 tomorrow lol
how do i uninstall anxiety
You can't have "diet" without "die" so why do it?
My friends introducing me to people
This little boy about 7 years old - "I wanna go skydiving"
when u deal with being sad by listening to sad music
do u ever wanna post something but it's so damn direct that u might as well put it in an envelope and mail it to their house bc same
1976 vs 2017.
UPDATE: the two glasses of water at once idea was the best idea I've had so far #2K17
double fisting some cups of water because it's 9am and I'm still a little drunk #oops #start2017right #didntpuke
"3.. 2... 1... Happy Birthday Everyone!" Cool starting 2017 drunk. Take care of each other 'cause we're all we have. Also go to more shows.
2017 Resolution: Don't let someone take up emotional real estate if they aren't paying rent.
Retweet to bless someone's timeline vine.co/v/eI7IhtYlHzP
my puppy dog is loving this new candy cane chewy
Santa is definitely a Hufflepuff.
WHY/HOW DO I SLEEP FOR 12+ HOURS ACCIDENTALLY ON THE REGULAR 💩🌚💀
I wanted to tell my doctor's secretary that this wasn't a decorative figurine but I couldn't
mailing back my rental textbooks wrapped in the obituaries
"Rudolph with your nose so br--"
"Fuck you. No. Your hatred caused this. Wallow in darkness. Let the cries of children haunt you."
When you see a cute guide dog but you can't pet it because it's a hard working professional
when the wind makes noises she keeps staring at me like it's my fault @bewareofangels @cwahtahs @Rachel_Bordieri
me on December 31st 2015: man 2016 is SO gonna be my year
narrator: 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year
after an early final I decided to take a nap.. and didn't get out of bed for six hours. not even an exaggeration I'm just a piece of shit
Deep down, we are all Michelle Tanner
dolphins are so beautiful
I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME? I CAN DIE HAPPY? MERRY CHRISTMAS 2 ME
made a Skyrim character and babe told me the hairstyle i picked was too "unrealistic".. it's a fantasy world but my hair is unrealistic