broke 300 miles in my new car today 😎 seems like only yesterday she only had 200 miles.. oh wait that was yesterday 🚓
"I wanna do cannon balls into your eyes" - Jake.
on this day, a month after his death, we buried our beloved fish Cameron Stark. May his soul rest in peace and body continue the food chain🌎
me ignoring all my problems while my life crashes and burns
this is the best thing I've seen all week
The rain has cleansed me of my sins
watching the lightning roll into Fitchburg with my girls ☈☇🔥☇💕💕☇
boy: i miss you
me: i miss your dog
i crave the side of you that you don't show to anyone else.
👩🏻: more eggs?
👱🏻♀️: well, i am eating for 2
👩🏻: ur expecting?!
👱🏻♀️: no, sorry, an alien parasite is using my body as a host
I wish it was possible to retrieve and replay memories like in Harry Potter. life would be so much easier
finals week means around the clock "quiet hours" but someone is DANCING somewhere above me PLS chill, so tired
They're saving the galaxy...again. tumblr.co/60168gZY4 #GotGVol2
You were freezing over hell. You were bringing on the end, you do so well. You can only blame yourself, it's what I say
Who do you carry the torch for, my young man? Do you believe in anything? Do you carry it around just to burn things to the ground?
when you're editing a paper and the computer announces a reboot in 5 minutes for deep freeze
here's some #earth
, resilient in the face of human interference 🌱…instagram.com/p/BTNnUZQFYySG…
stop littering people this is unacceptable #EarthDay
earth day tip: for every maple tree you plant, plant 2 pancake trees
! The day we remember the infinite blessings the planet has bestowed on us, the most ungrateful of all her species!
Oh god. Oh. Dear. God. What have you done!? Thankfully, all the letters in my name are silent. twitter.com/poolspidey/sta…
You know you're in Willimantic when some dude with no teeth is rolling his own cigarettes in the local Dunkin' Donuts
Ive been watching 2 adorable groundhog friends out the window for way longer than I have time to justify
Capricorn: This week, you can look forward to curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine.
gotta love a 1am email from your professor subject line "urgent" the night before a major project is due to be printed
honey, ya gotta learn that love is simple, just like mud. if you play the dirt, then i'll play the water, all we gotta do is touch #tfb
FIND THE CAT IN THE PANTRY
me texting my friends after weeks of disassociating like nothing even happened
Still going through my Weird Al phase.
My body isn't a temple it's more like a landfill
my check engine light has been on for a while but but I just broke 180,000 miles so idk what the fuss is all about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is the part of the semester when self-care gets pushed from the back burner into that dusty space between the stove and the wall
"hey can you uh, be sad and roll joints at the same time?" #shameless
nothing's worse than when the rats in my abnormal psych class try to tell my professor he's wrong when he has his fucking PhD
No one cares if you're offended.
in love with my new fishie rig #illuminatiglass
this is meteorologist Meaghan with the weather reporting live that it's stupid and I hate it
Today is April fools day.
Believe nothing and trust no one.
Just like any other day.
JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER #bitwitter
me, all the time
You can't afford me.
I learned how to spell "school" when the sign on my elementary school lost the C so it said "S_hool" and now I always know where the C goes
good thing you aren't Dumb As Shit so at least you don't have to worry about that problem 😘twitter.com/bewareofangels…
It's weird, after the panic attack I keep checking in -- am I fragile now? Do I have to be careful with my sanity? Did I break me?
if you don't want tampons flushed down your toilet, then it is YOUR responsibility to provide an alternative sanitary disposal method.
your bones are made up of the same dust as the planets
I'm so incredibly pumped to be tatted with the big dipper to match my awesome sister's little dipper @melisssatbh