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Jenny Johnson
Thank you, @robfee11. I've now been laughing at this for an hour πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ
I can't stop laughing at this. Regram: @thefatjewish
Lupita Nyong'o is one stylish lady. Each time I see a picture of her, I want everything she's wearing. It's annoying how effortless she makes it look.
If he wins all the proceeds will go towards buying more cocaine. πŸ‘ƒπŸ»πŸ’¨
Hanging with Mayor Annise Parker and Slim Thug during a Houston Rockets game. #tbt #squadgoals
Junior high track, my French braid game was strong. #tbt #CantStopWontStop #FloJo
Lyndon Dewey Johnson. 10 weeks old. #tbt #Dewey #PBGV
Yeah, SHE sounds like a real dick.
Loving my new t-shirt by @UnfortunatePortrait! Thanks, @cstraussy!
The groomer took the liberty to cut Dewey's eye fuzz even though I said not to and now he won't stop staring at me. #Dewey #PBGV #StolenEyeFuzz #BigPeepers πŸ‘€
Throwback Sunday Funday on fleek. πŸ’ͺ🏼🍸
My mom keeps me informed about important breaking news.πŸ”πŸŸ
Almost forgot, thanks to everyone who came to the @laughfactoryhw last Thursday! 'Twas an enjoyable crowd. Thanks to my sister from another mister @idiotsivan for snappin' this pic! πŸ‘―πŸ’¦
Dewey - 6 months old today - still radiating cuteness ... make the most of it @JennyJohnsonHi5 - change is gonna come
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As if being an Asshole Baby wasn't bad enough, it appears he's also a big, fat liar. #AssholeBaby #BitchYoureTwo #PantsOnFire #CantStopWontStop #AssholeBabyArmyStrong #ComeAtMeBro
It appears I will never ever go to the bathroom alone again. Thanks, Dewey!
Guess who's 6 months old?!?! #Dewey #PBGV
Happy birthday to my sister, @ames1976!!! Love, me n' wax John Travolta!!!! β€οΈπŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚
Oh, no. I can't find Dewey. Where could he be?
Today was a good day. Happy Birthday, @ames1976!!!! 🎈
Love when my friend @kyledavidhair comes over for beer and a haircut πŸ’‡πŸΌβ€οΈπŸΊ

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