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Jenny Johnson
Werkout time. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’ͺ
If your parents named you Crystal they never wanted you to amount to shit.
Not to brag, but my friend texted me that plane-in-vagina picture like 2 weeks ago. Old news to me. Better luck next time, US Airways.
Tomorrow we're live from the new studio, but today it's the BEST of DirtyPop with #AnnaFaris @JennyJohnsonHi5 @prattprattpratt #RichKids!!
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Expecting couples calling their vacation a 'babymoon' is the reason I'm pro-choice.
I've never liked my own Instagram pictures which makes me an amazing and selfless human being. So suck on that shit, Mother Teresa.
Can't decide which characters are the most shocking on Sunday night television, the cast of 'Game Of Thrones' or Lindsay Lohan on OWN.
When Sunday Funday goes horribly wrong :(
I totally think high school kids should take naked pictures of themselves. This is the best their bodies are ever gonna look. Snap away.
A Florida woman says 5 bears went through her trash then dragged her from her garage, while police nodded along making the jerk-off motion.
Caught Reggie Miller and Charles Barkley taking pictures of their wieners at the Pacquiao/Bradley fight. πŸ†πŸ†
Well good morning, Hanky...
You're just like that guy from 'Lone Survivor'. RT @KimKardashian: Early morning workout! I'm so tired but I have to fight thru & do this!
Made a new friend at the Pacquiao/Bradley fight w/ @miguelcottoreal
Made a new friend at the Pacquiao/Bradley fight w/ @RealMiguelCotto pic.twitter.com/koGNg6iuiG
Awwwww shiiiiiiiit.... πŸ‘Š
Papa John: πŸˆπŸ• Peyton Manning: Ha Papa John: Wanna hang this weekend? Peyton Manning: no thx Papa John: πŸ‘¬ ?πŸ‘ Peyton Manning: Stop it
The Easter bunny has now been in my backyard for 3 days.
Read an entire article about Beyoncè photoshopping her thighs in one of her vacation pictures on Instagram. Also, #MH370 is still missing.
No one cares either ;( RT @justinbieber: No one knows what Im planning ;)
I was upset when I realized Jack Nicholson wasn't at the @Lakers game, then I saw Jack Wagner!!! #DrPeterBurnsForLife #MelrosePlaceBeotch
Jack Wagner sighting at the Lakers game. #MelrosePlaceFanForLife #NoFilter #SweetHairDrPeterBurns
Going to my first @Lakers game. Jack Nicholson better be there or I'm gonna come un-fucking-glued.