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Jenny Johnson
Oh my god I LOVE Vince Wilfork!!! He cracks me up every single time he's on #HardKnocks. Such a great addition to my favorite team, the @houstontexans. #GoTexans #BullsOnParade #VinceWilfork #ShoesAreBubbling
Dewey n' Birdy hanging with their pals Banjo, Harry n' Fiddle. #Buds #Dewey #Birdy #Banjo #Harry #Fiddle #SquadGoals
Can't wait for @drunkhistory to be back tomorrow!! This one's one of my faves. @JennyJohnsonHi5
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"You may kiss the bride.... She's up there"
This hits close to home for me n' my sister @ames1976. We watched one the size of a butter dish take flight in our college apartment. I still have nightmares.
Me n' my new best friend, Nancy Wilson aka @nancyheartmusic ❤️🎶👯🎸
"You don’t have to have a prostate to be affected by prostate cancer." - @JennyJohnsonHi5
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World's fuzziest alarm clock. #Dewey #PBGV #WheresTheSnoozeButton
🎶I'm Shock G, the one who put the satin on your panties..🎶 #HairOnFleek #BearOnFleek #SoBaller
I have actual tears in my eyes from laughing at this. Make sure the sound is up. If you don't laugh you're a monster who has no business being on the internets. The child wasn't hurt so calm down. Thank you for this magical gift. @travonfree!
James "Bill Cosby" Harden?!?! RT @usweekly: Partying too hard, Kris and Kanye?!?!
And now we play the 'What the fuck did I order???' waiting game. Thanks, Ambien!!!
My brother @shooterjennings played (and dedicated) 'The Neverending Story' theme song to me by one of the greatest artist ever, Giorgio Moroder. Such a cool moment. 'The Neverending Story' is one of the loves of my life, plus I was at @TheTroubadour with Mrs. Jennings aka @misty_brooke, @hollywoodja
Neverending Storrryyyyy RT @RichOToole: Holy Shit! @ShooterJennings covered "Never Ending Story" for @JennyJohnsonHi5
Dewey is celebrating the shit out of #NationalDogDay #PBGV #Dewey
Dewey is officially a Muppet!!! Thank you, @conorgentes!!!
Dewey is officially a Muppet. RT @ConorGentes: @JennyJohnsonHi5 I knew I recognized him from somewhere!
Birdy is almost 12, but she's got moves for days. Sassy moves. Slick moves. Birdy moves. #Birdy #BassetHound #NationalDogDay
This here is my Dewey dog. I love him and fully support the fact that he looks like a Muppet. #PBGV #NationalDogDay
My homegirl, Birdy. She might be almost 12, but you'd never know it by her sassy moves. #BassetHound #NationalDogDay
Reader's Digest. I have arrived. Thank you, @thejohnwessling!!!!
I'm loving my new blue Adidas Ultra Boosts. Crazy comfortable kicks. #Sneakerhead @Adidas

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