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If you could go back in time, and have a conversation with your much younger self.. What would you say, and why?
I wanna see Tony Stark and Captain Jack Sparrow get into an argument. #toxicmid
Have you guys seen the new divorce Barbie? it comes with half of Kens accessories. #toxicmid
Where is the Bible verse that says I have to share every Christain pic you post in order to get into heaven? #toxicmid
My friend is so homophobic that he wouldnt go to Six Flags cuz the "L" had burnt out on the sign. #toxicmid
My life story is kinda like beauty n the beast..no beauty, no beast, Im the candle. #toxicmid
Mista busta where you at? Can't scrap a lick so I know you got your gat #toxicmid
Congrats graduates
Yep.. Vicious killers
Your day will come lil man
Is it just me or does Trinidad James look like he could eat an apple through a chain link fence? #toxicmid
At #newspring we be like, "Im on that good word and coffee yall" #toxicmid
America has HIT Barrack Obottom. #toxicmid
Write, "you have no new messages" on some paper, put it in a bottle and throw it in the sea. #toxicmid
One day slideshows at funerals will consist of only bathroom selfies. #toxicmid
America has his Barrack Obottom. #toxicmid
Why does toilet paper need commercials? Are there people NOT buying it? #toxicmid
There are 2 types of people in this world. Folks that pee in the shower and liars. #toxicmid
Hey I just met you n this is crazy but you smell funny so shower maybe. #toxicmid
Next time you feel stupid, remember, Ryan Seacrest tried to hi five a blind guy #toxicmid #funny
Guys always talking bout DAT jazz but #WhatAboutLove
#wecantstop packs of wild dogs taking over most major cities
Toilets should have USB ports. Just sayin. #toxicmid
Got in a car accident. Now I be singing, "I got that good crutch and Tylenol!" #toxicmid #funny
Just saw some idiot texting while driving. Made me so mad I almost threw my beer at them. #toxicmid
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Cat hair is just body glitter for women with lots of issues. #toxicmid
Today Im going to dig up the time capsule I buried when I was 5. Cant wait to see how big my puppy has gotten. #toxicmid
I met my gf on the net. We both sucked as trapeze artists. #toxicmid
@funnygreenwood WELCOME TO THE #nXtGt TEAM!!! you are Now IN THE FUTURE!! #NEXTGENERATIONTWITTER NOW!! LET EVERYONE KNOW!!! #RT
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#GooglePlayMusic was already awesome...now its flat out sick
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