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Guys always talking bout DAT jazz but #WhatAboutLove
#wecantstop packs of wild dogs taking over most major cities
Toilets should have USB ports. Just sayin. #toxicmid
Got in a car accident. Now I be singing, "I got that good crutch and Tylenol!" #toxicmid #funny
Just saw some idiot texting while driving. Made me so mad I almost threw my beer at them. #toxicmid
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Cat hair is just body glitter for women with lots of issues. #toxicmid
Today Im going to dig up the time capsule I buried when I was 5. Cant wait to see how big my puppy has gotten. #toxicmid
I met my gf on the net. We both sucked as trapeze artists. #toxicmid
@funnygreenwood WELCOME TO THE #nXtGt TEAM!!! you are Now IN THE FUTURE!! #NEXTGENERATIONTWITTER NOW!! LET EVERYONE KNOW!!! #RT
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#GooglePlayMusic was already awesome...now its flat out sick
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My father once told me, "son if you want people to listen to what you say, just claim its something your father... fb.me/1Nazyt6CV
If Lil Wayne is an "artist" then Barney is a "dinosaur" #toxicmid
ever have trash in one hand but accidently throw whats in your other hand? anyway, the baby is fine. #toxicmid #funny
Whats longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute? #toxicmid #funny
Jokes about priests can be a touchy subject. #funny #inappropriate
Relationship Status: sound proof basement #toxicmid #funny
Kidz Bop be like, "Im on that good milk and apple sauce" #toxicmid #funny
Will someone please buy Winnie the Pooh that shirt in at least a medium. #toxicmid #funny
What if rocks are really soft but they tense up when we touch em cuz they're shy? #toxicmid #funny
My kid was on Ebay this morning. This afternoon DSS showed up at my house pretty pissed. #toxicmid
To all the mothers out there, dont forget you have school tomorrow. Dont stay up too late. #toxicmid
I know my gfs temper like the back of her hand. #toxicmid
An iphone user walks into a bar, orders the same drink as yesterday but agrees to pay more. #toxicmid
#500 #followme #life #instagood #fun
#nightlife #birthday #like #picoftheday #instagood
DJing May 24th at Oxygen Lounge Greenwood SC... cant wait
Crazy #look #love #silly
When your smart car is smaller than your smartphone. #toxicmid
He may have a hot body, but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken so you tell me who the winner is here. #toxicmid
Ill be a morning person when Starbucks delivers. #toxicmid