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Jeff Elder
The guy behind us at @SFGiants is using Groupon to get LASIK. His mom did, & the power went out. For a week they thought she might be blind.
First garlic fries of the season.
I respect a man who puts cedar shoe trees in his $5 faux Crocs.
OH in The Mission at nearly 11 pm: "It's Wednesday night! Where all the people?" #sf
Canceling an Apple Watch is actually more fun that buying one, I just discovered.
I call delivery place, ask how they got food here in 12 mins. "Is something wrong?" "No, I'm just curious." "It's slow and you live close."
How is it possible that 13 minutes after I started the call to the Chinese delivery place the food is here?
This is the movie poster to my sweeping epic novel.
YEAH there's a line for the sushi burrito truck. That's how California rolls.
YEAH there's a line for the sushi burrito truck in #sf. That's how California rolls.
I made sequences of words about an AI personal assistant named Amy…
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The cashier hands you stuff, change, receipt - and you have to clear out fast fast fast! We need a courtesy recombobulation moment there.
MUST SEE THIS: Stallone is working on a Rocky spin-off. Rocky trains Apollo Creed's son, played by Michael B. Jordan…
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Companies, Seeking Common Ground on Cybersecurity, Turn to Insurers… via @WSJ
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I dig the @SFGiants new pitcher C Heston -- pitching home opener tonight. Some pitchers have command. He has COMMANDMENTS.
Services at The Church of Brunch.
That glorious #SF anthem, "I Left My Phone Inside The Bathroom".
If it weren't for chips, cheese and dessert I would be so chiseled.
See those shoes on the right? There's a line 200 people long right now in #sf Mission to buy the @warriors new Asics.
Chain and shadow
This evening the Pao-Kleiner jury, which asked many questions during the trial, peppered me with inquiries. Friendly bunch, though.
Fun hanging out with the Ellen Pao-Kleiner Perkins jury. They take their civic duty seriously -- but not journalists!
"Where's the VP?" I asked one of the many motorcycle cops now in the #sf Financial District, "He's comin'." #HiJoe
Wearing tiny Apple Watch. I *am* working. This had to be done.
Staring at the stairing cat: I am being offered an interview with an expert on this.
Broadcast de-evolution: '55 Chaotic live TV '75 Polished taped TV '85 Niche cable '05 Niche video '10 Polished video '15 Chaotic streaming
Antique store figurines.
Three "Google buses" in one block in The Mission. #SF
Sam Hearnes used to be a gang member. Now he's pitching his startup to VCs inside San Quentin
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Cleveland has 13 no-hitters prior to this season. One in 1977 by Dennis Eckersley.
This urban rocking meadow, newly installed in the Financial District, is today's most San Francisco thing. #sf
Your employer wants you to feel better about your bank account. Why financial wellness programs are on the rise.
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OH: "They rented their back closet for $650 a month." #sf
Read @JeffElder on the imperative of a go-to salad. The man is not wrong.…
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Kleiner general partner Matt Murphy, who fired Ellen Pao, to leave KPCB (@dmac1)……
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Great interview with @ekp. Ellen Pao on Reaction to Kleiner Case, Workplace Sexism and Running Reddit — Q&A via @WSJD
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Sweet dreams, drought-parched Bay Area. That strange sound is only rain.