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Jeff Elder
I'm about ready to concede this as an odd-numbered year. #SFGiants
It's *all* junk mail now.
These cookies somehow turned from mini to many.
Bonus if the publication can GIF your divorce.
Genius is cheap. Give me some craftsmanship.
Guy finds money on the street, buys a lottery ticket, wins a million bucks.…
Google bus wistfully eyes Burning Man bus on Monday morning. #sf
If it moves but it shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move, but it should: WD40. Everything else is under Settings.
Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit. -- Pablo Neruda
Airborne plant bike
My Southern mom just used the word lagniappe, which was a lagniappe in itself.
"It hasta be Shasta" reads '50s (?) sign on wall for "California orange soda." Note boy in spacesuit with gun. #sf
"You wanna hear about the 50s, kid? I'll tell ya about the 50s." The grand old cars of Potrero Hill speak to me. #sf
"You want to hear about the 50s, kid? I'll tell you about the 50s."
85 years before Tim Lincecum there was a pitcher for the Tigers named Lil Stoner. #sfgiants
NSA can keep Hoovering up your phone records, court says in a ruling you can't read.…
Stanford study: “Whites exposed to evidence of racial privilege responded by claiming their own personal hardships”…
OH: "All the Burning Man people are gone next week, so I'm figuring out the crowded places I'll be able to get into." #SF
The NYT obituary for Darryl Dawkins, known to fans as the NBA’s lovable "Chocolate Thunder"
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I don't know how to think about a world where Instagrams don't have to be square.…
US and British officials decided earlier this year that a hacker needed to die. with @margaretwsj and @damianpaletta
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Princess Diana shakes hands with an AIDS patient without gloves, a profound gesture at the time, 1991.
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May your Tuesday beam with pride and joy like a raccoon in a tuxedo! From reddit.… @darth
The FBI snooped on sci-fi great Ray Bradbury because he was outspoken against McCarthyism.…
Two unconfirmed reports of suicides due to #AshleyMadisonHack says Acting Staff Superintendent Bryce Evans at Aug24 press conference ^sm
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BIG NEWS: A wolf pack was spotted in California for the 1st time in nearly a century. Pic by @CaliforniaDFW
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The Dow should hire the woman who crash-landed the plane.
When did @SFBART start putting ads on the schedule signs? #sf
Speckled beauty #dogs
Stylish Chevys classy-chassis my neighborhood like statues of godly antiquity. #sf
The same people must own the stylish Chevys in my neighborhood, where they classy-chassis the streets like statues of godly antiquity. Impala #cars
This store has a separate escalator for your shopping cart.
Political discourses > Political coarse disses.
The class struggle in The Mission pops up in creative ways. #sf
The potato thing
Google’s ad-targeting system showed male Web users 6 times more ads for high-paying jobs than female web users
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It's Uber for strudel.
I like a good strudel-delivery bike. #sf

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