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Jeff Elder
The word "do-able." You don't hear it much on the weekends. You never hear, "Is sleeping til 10 do-able?"
"These baked quinoa cheddar chips appear way healthier than Cheetos," he thought, willingly suspending disbelief.
That movie the entire world laments yet you love with your whole popcorny heart.
Crowded bakery. I smile, let woman go 1st. She buys my pastry! I buy next pair's coffee. They do same. We huddle, smiling as more join. #SF
Inexplicable #49ers logo from 50 years ago. pic.twitter.com/Yn0ZeoHPxD
Overheard: Apple's response to Google Glass should be iPatch. #Apple
This little kid was really super into the big-ass iguana a guy was walking on a leash. Because #sf pic.twitter.com/TRW2LbpPAB
Little kid checking out iguana
Homeless man wearing Robin Williams hoodie.
When an ex- uses a photo you took of them as their profile pic.
#SF cops say Uber driver got into dispute with rider over route, hit him in the head with a hammer, and drove off. sfgate.com/crime/article/…
10% of American adults have more than 10 drinks a day, NIH data show. wapo.st/1v4tOva
Derek Jeter's home finale was the only game he ever played at Yankee Stadium with his team already knocked out of the playoff race.
another batch of protestors forced into a corner; not yet removed #hkclassboycott pic.twitter.com/AbJZOUG33S
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Shadows of wrought iron on steps at dawn.
I'd rather have peanut butter desserts or Key lime pie than any fancy chocolate stuff.
Social media genius Dana Boyd on our unhealthy fixation with the numbers beside our profile pics. @zephoria medium.com/message/my-nam…
In which I ask whether Silicon Valley will ever have an NFL moment when it comes to sexism and misogyny. on.wsj.com/1v56sFI
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Billionaire Vinod Khosla can't block surfers from Martin's Beach, judge rules on.wsj.com/1ptRwdC by @JeffElder
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I love how hilariously small the old Fiat 500s are. Just spotted this mite in The Mission. #sf pic.twitter.com/l27K3AxNNi
I love how hilariously small the old Fiat 500s are.
Incalculable kindnesses of long-lost rain surrounding the night.
Pop-up plant store, Mission-style.
Relationships are just Nature's way of getting you to sit down to eat.
"Silicon Valley is becoming a different place, a place of haves and have-nots.” on.wsj.com/1mU5o6A by @JeffElder pic.twitter.com/XP4NlGH5X1
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Data shows income gap widening in Silicon Valley, "a place of haves and have-nots, and there are signs of unrest.” on.wsj.com/1mU5o6A
Apple Pulls iOS 8.0.1 Update Due to ‘an Issue’ I can't remember Apple ever pulling back a software update on.wsj.com/1vcvphE via @WSJD
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iPhone Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
Why some web publishers, online retailers and other sites are worried about the data they give to Facebook online.wsj.com/articles/websi…
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I give this a 2/3 favorite. MT @SFGate: The three-boobed girl is a hoax. sfg.ly/1ruCyK8 pic.twitter.com/09Ccs1phVZ
If it matters to anyone, the LA Times reported same thing I did. Argument happened while clubhouse was open to media. latimes.com/sports/dodgers…
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Land of Conflicting Food Restrictions. #sf
“Then just pretend you’re meditating.” #genius
The person in front of me is SO SLOW. The person behind me is SO PUSHY.
Through a glass darkly
Aww, cool. Somebody narrated my essay, "In Defense Of Sharing Photos Of Your Food" umano.me/c/wGWQ7 Original: medium.com/@jeffelder/in-…
(peeved) I thought we all agreed to put our phones on vibrate in 2012.
I'm out as managing editor of @theinformation, an abrupt turn of events. Best of luck to the fine staff there.
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Everybody's fave couple.
And then some of the people, the Told Ya Sos, got their flu shots and Netti pots. The other people were called the Whatever Mans.
"Extra kale, add $2." #sf
Is the stubble industry in a bubble? #discuss
Surround yourself with people who will push you toward the right answers, instead of tearing you down for not having found them yet.
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And then, they came out with Caramel Macchiato Candy Corn. pic.twitter.com/HM7dtc0U39