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definitely the best thing I would ever want to hear during a class break is the girl next to me sobbing over some guy that she never dated
He makes your voice sound funny. (via @ScienceDump
now it's BB Good. oh my god. help me.
she also can't hit Nick's high notes or express the same emotion
she's singing the guitar solo. singing. the guitar. solo.
she also has no idea I'm tweeting this because she won't stop staring at me call the cOPS
now she won't stop singing "a little bit longer" and doing stupid arm raises and hand signs simultaneously
Merrell will not stop farting my bed. no this is not a joke. and no, I'm not doing this to embarrass her. she is actually literally farting.
and now she's here and won't stop annoying the shit out of me @merrellgrice
Just added the cutest pair of shoes to my etsy shop! Hop on over and check 'em out! Link is in my bio!
and I might have just listened to the Jonas brothers on repeat but no one has to know that
I never tweet anymore but if I did they would all be indirect tweets. but I'm 20 now and indirect tweeting is so teenagerish & catty goodbye
Happy 20th Birthday, me. 🎁🎉
Can't get enough of my 5 year old self, so I'll let everyone get to see. I don't think I ever got that blue angel cake, and excuse the weird way my 5 year old self said "and" 😝
me when I say I love life
Hey y'all! So I've done a thing and I'm selling Lilly Pulitzer inspired Jack Rogers lookalike sandals on my etsy store if you'd like to check it out! I can do custom Lilly prints, school colors, or any other ideas you may have! It's all new so I haven't been able to put up multiple listings, but sta
can't wait until @merrellgrice
wastes her money to come to Florida to see her best friend! I need my 3am donut run with my bestie bug 🐝👯👑
I guess taking Monday off wasn't such a bad idea 🐭
it's funny when this doesn't work for some people lol
it was so gross, right @s.paris87? #itwasactuallydelish
We don't usually celebrate half anniversaries, but since it is our year and a half and it's monday, Happy year and a half anniversary to my man crush monday. (spoiler alert: he's my man crush every day) #mcm 😘😍😘😍👸🏻💘👨🏻 @s.paris87
I don't care about your coachella or any other diseases you might have
we're the most loving couple you ever will see
So pretty. I'm so lucky 😍😘 💖 @s.paris87
throwback to California 💙 can't wait to go back this year 😊 @s.paris87
I'm half Irish but don't kiss me
the human mind is truly the scariest place there is.
also I'm breaking up with @merrellgrice
because I saw gold and white and she saw black and blue as well
Sean and I are breaking up because I saw gold and white and he saw black and blue
I may look like a bum going to school but I'm wearing tory burch shoes to let people know I'm still fabulous 🎀💅
I know I can always count on @merrellgrice
to give me cavities and sock monkeys 🐒💗
Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life 💖 I had never felt true happiness before I met you, and I'm so grateful to call you mine. you've been there for me through all the highs and lows, and without even trying you remind me every single day how fortunate I am to have you. you are everything a
I should be doing homework but instead I'm looking at celebrities before and after plastic surgery pictures. help.
my baby knows exactly how to make me happy 💛 I love you @s.paris87 😘
so I made the President's List last semester for having a 4.0 and getting all A's in my classes 👍
Chloe does not approve and is very perturbed. 💁🐶 #dogswithsass #judgingyou
I'm taking astronomy this semester and I don't think I've ever made a better life decision
what's even better about starting school this week is that it's a new semester of college and not high school. HA. #adultshit
first tweet of the year was a complaint. what a surprise #me #justallisonthings
who said it was okay to remix take me to church by hozier. the beats don't match and it's not meant to be a club song
bye California :(
finally 😍 #californiadonuts
this happened and it's so beautiful that it doesn't even need a filter #innout
us and our chubby cheeks 😊😘💖