Netflix, fab ice lollies, rum and the most beautiful person to indulge them with... Perfect night
I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow.
Greggs is going up in the world
Been rudely awaken by the sister in-law with her child and Dolly Parton on full blast
I can officially say... Tonight has been a fun night staying with the Mrs' sister and brother in-law
Walking pass the mrs' brother's room while he screaming on xbox..
Mrs' brother: Do it! Do it!
Mrs walks in his room
Mrs: we just did 😉
I'm totally rocking the Mrs frozen snowman thing shirt....
8 hour shift today.. Fun times
Even though I couldn't land it, still looks cool 😂#skateboardfail
Best Saturday in ages! Spend the morning/afternoon skating in town then picked up the Mrs from work and back to mine for cuddles 💙
poncho-luke: me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!! me: tmblr.co/ZdxAZw26T8xnA
📷 sairiously: THAT IS NOT WHAT COMES UPtmblr.co/ZdxAZw26T8uK9
The mrs made me watch BGT today... That guy covering basket case by green day was actually decent
I'm on a peasant wagon... And it smells like piss... Oh God, now I know why I prefer driving than getting the bus
Waking up with no hang over is the best thing ever
Big power. Small sizes. #ReleaseTheKraken
I can always pick her up from work tomorrow, forgot she has a twelve hour shift tomorrow and probably be going to sleep soon
Come again, I've been with the Mrs all day, and we basically spend the whole week together so she's seen enough of me
But realisation has hit me... I've had a bit to much to drink, why do I have access to run?
Laying on my bedroom floor looking at my ceiling, debating if I should go see the Mrs or go on skyrim...
The Mrs has trusted me with the job of doing her eyebrows... I don't even trust myself 😂
Yup.... We're adults..
📷 Apparently, I look like a Pirate according to the Mrs.. And according to her sister’s Husband I look...tmblr.co/ZdxAZw26E5lto
Me: if you kill me @erickend
won't be happy
Mrs: I don't want to kill you, just seeing what you can survive...
And so I know too if my strawberry disappears 🍓❤️
I should really vlog my marvellous misadventure with the Mrs.. So the Royal Crown Court has enough evidence incase I suddenly disappear..
I was wearing the Mrs' clothes going to @Shell
to fuel up I made the cashier smile after telling him my marvellous misadventure...
Me: so what is this like?
Mrs: like the teacups... Only faster
*indulges in a preposterous spiny thing and pukes all over*
I'm sure my girlfriend is trying to kill me
Frank Carter from Pure love: "i'm so sick of singing about hate"
Frank Carter solo: "You're a useless fucking cunt"
Well then mate 👌🏻
Mrs: if it's a nice day we have to make an effort to try
Me: I like the idea of "trying" but we'll fail
Mrs: exactly at least we tried!
📷 t8rshapes: source: Emile Rafael tmblr.co/ZdxAZw264vBjX
📷 makeuphall: CHALLENGE: Can You Get Through These 33 Tumblr Posts Without Laughing Once?tmblr.co/ZdxAZw262ZLXa
📷 tacosinthebronx: Band blog!tmblr.co/ZdxAZw262RCZE
Walking the dog at 1am last night
Le-Anne: Since she is a bulldog does that mean she pops out bullshit?
Me: *hysterical laughing* yup
Connor: you know what I'd love todo, is get lurpak butter when it's hard & smear some on my knob so it'll melt and stuff it in a vag
I know, I'm surprised his balls work too!!
My friend is expecting a baby... Me and Le-Anne kinda put ourselves forward on being God Parents and he accepted.. Woot!
*looks at calendar*
Calendar: 1st May
Me: Nope. Definitely not.
*climbs into my DMC-12*
Oh God.. It's my birthday in 26 days... Fuck
And looking forward to the the green fur that will be on it too 🙂
I do! They'll be there in 2-8 weeks 😂