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Jay McGuiness
I'm the king of handshaking/high 5ing when somebody fist bumps. βœ‹πŸ‘Š
Wait a minute @WhereIsJayTW... was the Cookie Monster stood on the bed?! πŸͺ
😳@JayTheWanitedd you can't scare them! THEYRE INVINCIBLE AND MAGICAL WARRIORS THAT RIDE UNICORNS AND EAT LAVA.
Maths is fun...@WhereIsJayTW 😫+🍻+πŸ•+πŸ’Š+🍸=πŸŽ‰&πŸ˜€
Woah @Martin911 Jesus Christ Fenton! Throw back and a half! I miss The Den we had some great evenings there.
I'm not a militant veggie, but I'm proud I don't have quite as much impact on the earth. Aside from all the flying... Swings & roundabouts!
Someone please take Amanda Bynes off @twitter. It's like watching someone live tweet a nervous breakdown. It's cruel for us to watch this.
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Who likes veggie tales?! Of course, wear your veggie hats. instagram.com/p/t93y7INe2h/
Birthdays are laps around the sun.
Getting myself familiar with 90s rock, Pearl Jam were brilliant! βšͺοΈπŸ“!
I can forgive the mis-labelling of the oranges, but whoever swapped cheese for fruit can't be my mate. pic.twitter.com/78IBNNeXjV
Cupcakes suck but this caravan was cool. Great trip, yee haw! instagram.com/p/toFgJRte2M/
Sober October starts tomorrow!... You know, for other people. I think I'd rather proudly sponsor my mates this year.
Pretty perfect - sometimes you've got to be an early bird & a night owl. instagram.com/p/tiWv3Mte9h/
What's white, slippery, and apparently tastes amazing... @LoveCoconutUK (nptt)
Guys, if you haven't done so already, please give the Love Coconut Facebook group a like! facebook.com/LoveCoconutUK
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Extra stout is vegetarian... This is not a drill, I can drink Guinness again. #ThankYou instagram.com/p/tWVT4zte4q/
Can't tell if the eye is giving me horns or a halo. instagram.com/p/tP3gkUte0q/
So happy to hear after @SeekSoundsMusic's charity event in NY @CBereavementC are recovering over $24,000! Big love to everyone who helped x
My phone just autocorrected "Satanic" to "Arabic". Oh dear. My bad.
I know the circle of life and stuff, but can't someone build a bridge for all the impala/wildebeest that are nervous? #CrocsGottaEat
And if your liver is a muscle, then I'm going to the liver-gym today. #Science 🍻
Just thought, if the heart is a muscle, then heartache is like going to the gym for your heart right? πŸ’ͺ
Laughed hard enough to pee a little tonight watching #BaysideTheMusical - congrats @dustindiamond & co! #Bewbs pic.twitter.com/ny99pOF9nE
I love you @NanoTissera, but you are a dream killer. You kill dreams. You killed my Guinness dreams. :(
I know I can never taste Guinness again because it is non vegetarian. Every day I wake up with that knowledge is a sad one.
Aside from having someone shout viciously in my face today I have the some other real sad news in my heart! Update to follow...
Things I learned: (1) @RachelLFilsoof's voice is remarkable. (2) Wow. (3) (see number 1)
So proud of @OllieMarland tonight in NYC performing for @CBereavementC Such a great performance for an amazing cause.
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#FDNY members honor the 343 lost on 9/11 during a remembrance ceremony at the FFs Monument. pic.twitter.com/kDH0xsA9wL
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Great people are great!
Park life. My kids are gonna have swings & trees and a hot dad. instagram.com/p/su_MCwtez_/
The @ItsMidnightRed boys we toured with are tearing up Spain and sitting at number 1 on iTunes! Congrats fellas & if you're πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ go πŸ’ΆπŸŽΆπŸ’ΆπŸŽΆπŸ’ΆπŸŽΆ
Wow didn't realise you could touch the Mona Lisa! (& that it was in a bar... So lucky... So much culture) instagram.com/p/spbN6eNe8u/
Hmm...@lxttietbh he had a rough week, the pears were literally a hot mess- but my money is on Richard.
Normans Pieful Tower got him booted off. :( He was my favourite. #PiedOff #GBBO
Mary Berry is a baked goods rock star.
If you're okay with a boy playing the kazoo doing a willy helicopter show you're okay with me.