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Jay McGuiness
If you're okay with a boy playing the kazoo doing a willy helicopter show you're okay with me.
Hmm @OllieMarland, I may or may not have forwarded Ms Lawrence's pictures via your phone. It should be known you were showing the party.
Photo courtesy of chumpelina. Our fans are so poetic.
The crowd are screaming along to @OllieMarland's "Rude" rendition! I'm maybe 2 beers in :) #Fusion
Dear public toilets: Stop having doors you have to pull to exit. Cease it. Watching a scruff bag not wash & open it would not be a problem.
No @SivaTheWanted, if you ever get to work with Queen Latifah we can't be mates anymore. #YesImBloodyJealous #DoesSheLikeWhiteBoys
I'm just glad I finally got a diagnosis. Now I know what medication I need.
It's human to share stories & music, we've been doing it for thousands of years. Now we do it on twitter I guess.…
Thanks for the master class @JoeyDiggsJr, hope the birthday is as victorious!
The puppy Milo being a big wolf, chilling out of the sun roof.
Oh no! Richard Attenborough passing away... He was a great Actor/Director. Jurassic Park's now a family film I'll watch with some sadness.
Sharknado 2. The extras are physically laughing/flight attendant Kelly Osbourne just got her head bit off by a flying shark. Brilliant film.
We don't see enough of this is the UK media, it humanises instead of demonises the people of the Middle East.… #peace
Some people make you laugh at your phone in public like you're insane. They're keepers!
Had weird amazing fake BBQ chicken wings last night! I need to find a veggie to eat them with so I can share my joy. #MyFriendsAreCarnivores
Just saw "Hook" in the big screen, they don't make family movies like that any more. Bittersweet to watch it now. #RipRobin
I may not always have ability required, but I'll always support anyone I love having a rough day or working HARD.
We drank Avocado beer. It was brilliant. (Angel City Brewery Avocado Fest) - and "fest" we did.
Anyone feeling like witnessing us dive around on stage like lunatics - here's where you can in 2 weeks... SO. EXCITE.
I don't know if leaving money by a tramp you lay next to makes it worse or better. #ImTheTrampToothFairy
Remember this @TomTheWanted? When you were young free and single...
This is so sad to me. No one is born with hate in them.
CUTE! β€œ@AlexsaTW: This is the whole TW Fanmily when you come on twitter & we're trying to get a follow from you πŸ™οΏ½”
Justin Timberlake's "Blue Ocean Floor" is nailing the mood currently, party's wind down. People feel calm & still, this is the feeling.
Comments on my beer turd: "My goodness McGuiness"
β€œ@MissKelseyH: Make you glad you came!!!” haha stitched me right up!
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British reflex: Smacked by bag, apologise. (Curse yourself afterwards)
"Bless me father for I have sinned, she had big brown eyes, & silky skin...!"
I nearly cried laughing at laser eating last night. Alcohol played her part.
Some women have no class. Brilliant.
Nice sound mate! Comes naturally- keep going! β€œ@Callum_Hadley99: JAY could you please RT this...… …”
I need to sing this to my iPhone before I leave the house. That battery is unreliable!
@JayTheWanted @PixieLott she did The Office look to the camera πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ she looks 100% done
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Hahaha so the woman announces her song ...@PixieLott *looks at camera* "Someone. Please. Shoot me."