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Jay McGuiness
I put things in the microwave for 1:11 because I'm too lazy to move my finger to the 0. #FitnessFriday
I'm the king of handshaking/high 5ing when somebody fist bumps. βœ‹πŸ‘Š
Wait a minute @WhereIsJayTW... was the Cookie Monster stood on the bed?! πŸͺ
Maths is fun...@WhereIsJayTW 😫+🍻+πŸ•+πŸ’Š+🍸=πŸŽ‰&πŸ˜€
Woah @Martin911 Jesus Christ Fenton! Throw back and a half! I miss The Den we had some great evenings there.
I'm not a militant veggie, but I'm proud I don't have quite as much impact on the earth. Aside from all the flying... Swings & roundabouts!
Someone please take Amanda Bynes off @twitter. It's like watching someone live tweet a nervous breakdown. It's cruel for us to watch this.
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Who likes veggie tales?! Of course, wear your veggie hats.
Birthdays are laps around the sun.
Getting myself familiar with 90s rock, Pearl Jam were brilliant! βšͺοΈπŸ“!
I can forgive the mis-labelling of the oranges, but whoever swapped cheese for fruit can't be my mate.
Cupcakes suck but this caravan was cool. Great trip, yee haw!
Sober October starts tomorrow!... You know, for other people. I think I'd rather proudly sponsor my mates this year.
Pretty perfect - sometimes you've got to be an early bird & a night owl.
What's white, slippery, and apparently tastes amazing... @LoveCoconutUK (nptt)
Guys, if you haven't done so already, please give the Love Coconut Facebook group a like!
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Extra stout is vegetarian... This is not a drill, I can drink Guinness again. #ThankYou
Can't tell if the eye is giving me horns or a halo.
So happy to hear after @SeekSoundsMusic's charity event in NY @CBereavementC are recovering over $24,000! Big love to everyone who helped x
My phone just autocorrected "Satanic" to "Arabic". Oh dear. My bad.
I know the circle of life and stuff, but can't someone build a bridge for all the impala/wildebeest that are nervous? #CrocsGottaEat
And if your liver is a muscle, then I'm going to the liver-gym today. #Science 🍻
Just thought, if the heart is a muscle, then heartache is like going to the gym for your heart right? πŸ’ͺ
Laughed hard enough to pee a little tonight watching #BaysideTheMusical - congrats @dustindiamond & co! #Bewbs
I love you @NanoTissera, but you are a dream killer. You kill dreams. You killed my Guinness dreams. :(
I know I can never taste Guinness again because it is non vegetarian. Every day I wake up with that knowledge is a sad one.
Aside from having someone shout viciously in my face today I have the some other real sad news in my heart! Update to follow...
Things I learned: (1) @RachelLFilsoof's voice is remarkable. (2) Wow. (3) (see number 1)
So proud of @OllieMarland tonight in NYC performing for @CBereavementC Such a great performance for an amazing cause.
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#FDNY members honor the 343 lost on 9/11 during a remembrance ceremony at the FFs Monument.
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Great people are great!
Park life. My kids are gonna have swings & trees and a hot dad.
The @ItsMidnightRed boys we toured with are tearing up Spain and sitting at number 1 on iTunes! Congrats fellas & if you're πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ go πŸ’ΆπŸŽΆπŸ’ΆπŸŽΆπŸ’ΆπŸŽΆ
Wow didn't realise you could touch the Mona Lisa! (& that it was in a bar... So lucky... So much culture)
Hmm...@lxttietbh he had a rough week, the pears were literally a hot mess- but my money is on Richard.
Normans Pieful Tower got him booted off. :( He was my favourite. #PiedOff #GBBO
Mary Berry is a baked goods rock star.