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Jay Onrait
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Supermarket self-checkout is all "please place items in the bag" who am I Indy at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark GIVE ME A SECOND
.@JayOnrait LOVES the Champions League theme song. Maybe a little too much, right @canningb? foxs.pt/1qMAXzV
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Exclamation point at end of his last tweet makes it: RT @Deadspin: How Marcus Vick found out about Adrian Peterson: deadsp.in/fgjbiDc
.@Letterman tribute on the show tonight: RT @FOXSportsLive: It's the #FSLive THRILL CAM!! foxs.pt/1sFGA2i
One good thing about Rob Ford dropping out of the Toronto mayoral race and his brother Doug taking over: Kevin Farley may find work again.
"You know what I found out the other night? Vagisil and Orajel are the same thing." - @fs1otoole. Watch him on @FOXSportsLive right now!
Fans of "The O.C" will get it: RT @FOXSportsLive: You didn't like season 4, Jay? foxs.pt/1xMrUCW
New @JayandDanPod brought to you by @DraftKings. We talk a lot about Japanese toilets. foxs.pt/1lYg83l
Dan had a birthday Wednesday. We ordered a cake. This is how it looked when it arrived. @fs1otoole @FOXSportsLive pic.twitter.com/6fPWw3jACX
As I was saying on a taped hit for @FOXSportsLive to look for the NFL to hire a private investigator, they announced just that.
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Good quote from @@PSchrags on FS1. Goodell told Saints during bounty gate "Ignorance is not an excuse"
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Happy Birthday to my life partner fs1otoole! instagram.com/p/sxuc0NTJTW/
No reason to turn off Fox Sports 1 yet. Jay and Dan doing college football highlights? Yes, please!
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Do yourself a favor and watch "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work," a superb 2010 documentary on the departed queen of comedy.
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Broke into old workplace promoting @CCSHockeyPool. No one's cleaned since we left! Enter here: bit.ly/1vHS0F9 pic.twitter.com/0hn1Ye4UAi
If any of your social media bios say "No Regrets", I feel like you may have a significant amount of regrets.
Looking forward to first matchup between Las Vegas NHL expansion team and a Canadian team youtube.com/watch?v=KpXzAS…
In Kyoto. Geisha next to us is checking her iPhone! She be like: "Yo this dude is WACK where my girls at?" #geishalife
Been working on my photography here in Tokyo. This one's called: "How Japan Sees Us on two wallets" pic.twitter.com/BID3BHq9kK
ICYMI: Selig's out, Manfred's in. Hoyer's in, Manziel's out...for now. Tonight's #FSLive under 90 seconds! amp.twimg.com/v/1e9e3202-7fc…
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Rod's reaction at the end is simply incredible: RT @RodSmithTSN: I accepted #ALSIceBucketChallenge youtu.be/0GHOPNy7PhM
"Rentin' cars and gettin' boners" @RondaRousey guests on the @JayandDanPod promoting @Expendables3 youtube.com/watch?v=j4-fmu…
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge accepted: youtube.com/watch?v=kPS4Lh… @fs1otoole and I challenge Wayne Gretzky, Gary Bettman of course @RealCarrotTop
"This bum sweat is unbearable, I'm going for it" - @RickieFowlerPGA before that last shot.
Rain delay at #PGAChampionship sends @fs1otoole outside to swing the sticks himself. pic.twitter.com/YYiHk9U85O
I know I'm a little late to the party but @JayOnrait book Anchorboy is the greatest book of all time. #Chapter4
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And "John Football" as well. We like to be formal. RT @FOXSportsLive: Onrait is really trying to make "John Manziel" happen. #FSLive
FACT: Fine Young Cannibals would end shows by eating one of their concertgoers. "WE WEREN'T JOKING" they'd laugh between mouthfuls of flesh.
New @JayandDanPod with @donovanjmcnabb sponsored by @DraftKings! Yes a real company is giving us money to do this: youtube.com/watch?v=w3Uq3J…
Home on a Saturday night? Crack open a Schlitz and tune in at 8 et. RT @FOXSportsLive: Spotted: @JayOnrait prancing pic.twitter.com/UuwsoVPRJI
We r shooting outside the @FOXSportsLive building and @JayOnrait keeps throwing grapes at us from up top. Can't we all just get along?
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Do hockey skates seriously cost 850.00 ?
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Our favorite part of @JayOnrait & @fs1otoole's recent vacation? It's over and they're back! NEW PODCAST! foxs.pt/WNmXta
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I can understand why dudes are all wearing tank tops this summer because sometimes you just wake up and want to put your bacne on display.
"It’s going to be a lot like the Soo only on a much bigger scale" - Kyle Dubas. New City of Toronto slogan: LIKE THE SOO ONLY BIGGER.