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The success of Deez Nuts shows why you shouldn't trust US election polls via @qz
Mt Shasta in morning taken from Samsung phone. #WorldPhotographyDay
Help is only 140 million miles away. Watch the new trailer for #TheMartian, in theaters Oct. 2. #BringHimHome…
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Google's Alphabet move was brilliant: Bill George
Had a blast in studio audience of @JimmyKimmelLive yesterday with @kelly_clarkson
“Do you mean wiping a server with a cloth?” says the former Secretary of State about her tech scandal. Simply amazing.
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I'm the official in charge and also I have no clue how things work. Perfect Presidential message
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The key to making your dreams real is to stop sharing them with everyone. Wait til they are achieved, then throw the party.
Why Teachers, Parents, and Society at Large Have Destroyed Kids’ Love of Learning…
Earthquake strikes San Francisco Bay Area
Day Five of our Shutterbug Kickstarter- Please share our link! And thank you for all of your support this far!…
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HOV lanes on the highway are discrimination against the friendless.
.@ImAlondraSantos channeled her idol Selena beautifully with her performance: #AGT
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Verizon ends two-year contracts with new plans
Verizon ends two-year contracts with new plans via @USATODAY
A POW and a journalist on her period walk into a bar. Damn I forgot the punchline. #Trump #MeganKelly #BrainMIA
Donald Trump’s crack at Rosie O’Donnell sent my focus group numbers soaring. 📈 His jab at@megynkellyy sent them plummeting. 📉
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#Trump is the turd in the punch bowl but the people keep drinking it. #GOPDebate #FoxNews
Amateur night at the debate table. What a bunch of idiotic questions. Truly sad and embarrassing. @GopDebate @megankelly @FoxNews
"If Trump kicks every Latino out of the country then who's going to clean the toilets? ' Kelly Osbourne #FootInMouth #RacismInAmerica #Trump
The one place on Earth with yetis, UFOs, and Ascended Masters. By @ScolesSarah:… via @Slate
I wish I only had 1 remote control. Why do I need 5?
The Good Dinosaur. Yes this looks like an immediate must see. via @YouTube #GoodDino
J-Bay Final Called Off, Surfers Unharmed In Shark Attack
Pluto Will Send Earth a Love Letter Tomorrow… via @WIRED
Do you think CGI and special effects saturation is ruining movies? via @ShareThis
"Big families are like waterbed stores; they used to be everywhere, and now they're just weird." - Jim Gaffigan
Found this photo of my grandparents from the '50s. #oldphotos
Celebs licking donuts and whales blowing rainbows. There's a song in there somewhere.
This guy pulled out right in front of me today but something told me getting mad was just a waste of energy.
Everything You Need To Know About Parenting In 12 Jim Gaffigan Quotes via @FatherlyHQ…
The Crisis of Gentrification Hits the Austin Music Scene… via @pitchfork
I can go to the darkest worlds in 5 secs but thankfully the profanity blocker keeps me from viewing obscene words I scream into my phone.
Balancing the Intricacies of Writing - via @Shareaholic
Van Halen Play Nice, Shred Hard at High-Energy Tour Opener via @RollingStone
Lynne Russell: The Second Amendment saved my life |
A Mad Men binge leaves a cigarette taste in my mouth. #madmen #nicotine
The rest of the NBA should be terrified by what the Spurs are doing this summer… via @YahooFinance

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