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As a Reminder: Don't forget to get drunk, fuck bitches, make money, and do shit you'll regret for like 10 years and shit
You know what's annoying? Trying to a sleeping in a car with a full-blown erection
You make me wanna stop being a nigga
lost in the booty & i ant tryna get found
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Spent the majority of the day out in the sun, by the pool with great friends... Yeah it was horrible.
@jenny2x my homeboy javan will take u out an won't try an fuck on the 1st date
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I only pickup women that shop at Lane Bryant
Just saw a homeless guy drinking a Redbull instead of alcohol because why forget your problems when you can really focus on them.
Hospitals are for rich people and I don't think my Obamacare has kicked in yet
A grown woman just pissed on my shoes. How's your day going? #DART
#tbt When I was young and somewhat innocent
I love to creep it real
Hey, we should do lunch. *And by do lunch I mean, stick your dick in a hot pocket
Word of advice: When a white chick says nigga with the hard ER, just walk away.
Time to roll one up and light it
Thanks 635 for the perfect end to my horrible day
I'm official the creepy guy on the bus
Super thug extraordinaire
Once you file your taxes with a chick she's yours forever
I put a spell on you, and now you're mine. If only it were that simple.
Shout out to all the white girls that have always wanted black kids
Your twitter headline tells me all I need to know about you.