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Things to Say to Destroy A Man's Ego During Sex. pic.twitter.com/l2g1bnb5ID"
"Me: wow I'm actually happy right now. Life: lol now hold on just one minute"
"I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me"
ppl will wish you the best, then hate when you have it.
"If booty was a moon, i would get on a spaceship"
I don't care if it's 4 A.M. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.
You’re a #girl? Prove it.
The #best part of me is covered up.
I hope you have pet insurance because I’m about to destroy your pussy.
The word of the day is ‘legs.’ Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. #lol
Is there a phone in your pants? Because something in them’s calling me. ;)
You can call me #Kanye West, because “I’mma let you finish.
Treat others the same way you want to be treated.
#Bad days start from tomorrow
Every time I would see the word "explain" on a test, a little part of me would die.
Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget.