hallelujah I can set you free
Instagram stories convinced me to get rid of Snapchat and I feel peaceful.
Sometimes on Saturday nights you get blackout drunk, and sometimes you order in Chinese food and watch Netflix. It's about balance.
ain't no time like the right time
Just witnessed a lady walk straight into a glass window thinking it was a door. She blamed the window.
Introducing more Wings without sugar.
A swell day for some new ink 💉
Girls are getting wasted for 5-7 days in a tropical location paid for by their parents & posting insta captions like they survived Vietnam
They found a burnt dead body next to our hotel the other day. Bringing a whole new meaning to a dark tan.
one dreamed of becoming somebody. another remained awake and became.
hell is where i dreamt of u and woke up alone
Remove toxic people from your life.
Thank god I'm not working tomorrow.
Just bought that king size bed so I can sleep peacefully in the Full Monty
Cinnabun Chobani changed my religious views.
you lucked up when you found me
Men's fashion 2017: look as bummy and dirty as you possibly can.
Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to thank god for my tits, my vagina and my vibrator
happy birthday ya filthy animal
Happy Birthday to my Elementary school buddy @jaredcesare #Ferrara
happy birthday bro Saturday is going to be biblical
My baby's birthday?!!!!! @jaredcesare
I love you always. You're the absolute best. Happy birthday love 😘
Happy birthday to the man himself @jaredcesare
i just wanna be making people smile. that's what makes me feel. that's what i was born to do. that's who i am.
Retweet this if you're stoked for us to drop a new album this year.
theres so fucking much i wanna say but i just cant
Feeling like Dom Toretto dodging these trash cans blowing in the street today.
They take my kindness for a weakness, still coming out strong.
Wish I was in Newport right now.
Easy to love. Hard to get over.
they wanna make daddy proud twitter.com/joebropongpro/…
Was having a phenomenal day until a group of young teenage girls told me my chest hair was repulsive.
sad how we stick around after being mistreated. we forgive, give chances, hoping for change. but it just leads to disappointment.