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Jan Mohammad
People underestimate me and that works for me.
Why people don't want to be honest?
...takes my breath away. :')
The Geekiest Font Quiz You Will Ever Take
#nowplaying love me, katy perry 🎵🎶🎶💜
Too many dumb facts twitter handles. Funny thing is people actually believe and retweet them. Aarghhh...
I posted a new photo to Facebook
No matter iPhone 6 of 2014 is the Android of 2012, it is a show stealer anyway.
Allah knows the best.
feeling incomplete
If your sent message says "Seen" it means that your message has been seen. If it doesn't say anything it means...
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine.
I make people do what I want them to do especially when it's against their will. :D
I think the worst job in the world is to sit and be a critic. Wait, did I call it a job?
Kindness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirting.
Doctor Sheik Umar Khan treated more than 100 Ebola patients before he died from the virus.…
EID MUBARAK to all Muslims. :)
Assassin's Creed IV #BlackFlag is awesome!
This is the funniest thing I saw today :')
Updating status twice on fb pisses friends off. Tweeting endlessly is completely acceptable on twitter.
The future of education should literally be child’s play
Received a phone call. Caller began talking about things I had no idea about. Quickly realized how much do I piss...
I want a cat. I need a cat. Does anyone have a few month old cat who can give it away? Please contact me.
That moment when you're scanning chappals outside the mosque.
There are many awesome twitter accounts we don't know about.
It's been a long time since I've seen a nice person. :|
One of the ultimate tests of sabr is when your internet doesn't work.
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President's speech highlights 12 key points of the Modi government - The Times of India…
How to wash clothes in hostel during exams: Step 1. Collect all dirty clothes and keep them in cupboard. Step 2....
I'm no longer happy when I'm alone.