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JAN MOHAMMAD
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When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine.
I make people do what I want them to do especially when it's against their will. :D
I think the worst job in the world is to sit and be a critic. Wait, did I call it a job?
Kindness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirting.
Doctor Sheik Umar Khan treated more than 100 Ebola patients before he died from the virus. mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKB…
EID MUBARAK to all Muslims. :)
Assassin's Creed IV #BlackFlag is awesome!
This is the funniest thing I saw today :') pic.twitter.com/L7uqrQsaQ7
Updating status twice on fb pisses friends off. Tweeting endlessly is completely acceptable on twitter.
The future of education should literally be child’s play fb.me/1CV5EB6ck
Received a phone call. Caller began talking about things I had no idea about. Quickly realized how much do I piss... fb.me/6zMavZafv
I want a cat. I need a cat. Does anyone have a few month old cat who can give it away? Please contact me.
That moment when you're scanning chappals outside the mosque.
There are many awesome twitter accounts we don't know about.
It's been a long time since I've seen a nice person. :|