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JAN MOHAMMAD
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine.
I make people do what I want them to do especially when it's against their will. :D
I think the worst job in the world is to sit and be a critic. Wait, did I call it a job?
Kindness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirting.
Doctor Sheik Umar Khan treated more than 100 Ebola patients before he died from the virus. mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKB…
EID MUBARAK to all Muslims. :)
Assassin's Creed IV #BlackFlag is awesome!
This is the funniest thing I saw today :') pic.twitter.com/L7uqrQsaQ7
Updating status twice on fb pisses friends off. Tweeting endlessly is completely acceptable on twitter.
The future of education should literally be child’s play fb.me/1CV5EB6ck
Received a phone call. Caller began talking about things I had no idea about. Quickly realized how much do I piss... fb.me/6zMavZafv
I want a cat. I need a cat. Does anyone have a few month old cat who can give it away? Please contact me.
That moment when you're scanning chappals outside the mosque.
There are many awesome twitter accounts we don't know about.
It's been a long time since I've seen a nice person. :|
One of the ultimate tests of sabr is when your internet doesn't work.
Follow @MobiKwik register & create a wallet to get Rs. 500 cashback! #MobiKwikMilestones #MobiKwik10000. Visit mobikwik.com
President's speech highlights 12 key points of the Modi government - The Times of India timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Presiden…
How to wash clothes in hostel during exams: Step 1. Collect all dirty clothes and keep them in cupboard. Step 2.... fb.me/19qaWGMrT
I'm no longer happy when I'm alone.
Sick of having same thing for lunch and dinner. — feeling meh
woh jo baat lafzoon main ada hojaye woh baat hi kya hui
After watching new #EkVillain trailer I don't want to see @Riteishd in comic roles anymore.
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/2rKhyHfPU
woh baat jo lafzoon main ada hojaye woh baat hi kya hui
When I withdraw my money from bank, I feel like I'm robbing the bank.
LOOOL.. @austinnotduncan: Did someone leave the machine to cut the speaker holes on too long? @evleaks: HTC M8 Ace pic.twitter.com/pZ0BA3uT93
A girl needed to buy her mother a birthday present. She didn’t know what to buy her mother. So she went out... fb.me/3EYz6l0Mi
If you carry impatience in your heart then you are alive If you carry dreams in your eyes then you are alive... fb.me/16nxZfEHZ
We need a Mother's Day to remember our mothers. Like seriously?
Exams... gotta get this shit done! — feeling determined