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Jan Mohammad
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"@ComedyTruth: If you need to cry just use a tissue, not your Facebook status."
New Delhi, what a busy city!!
Classics are the best!
Internet trolls are also real-life trolls | Jordan Gaines Lewis theguardian.com/science/head-q…
I found out that I have been the TIME Person of the Year 2006. Thank you @TIME.
Can't wait for The Amazing Spiderman 2. May 2 seems so far! 😟pic.twitter.com/xcuJlyDFnss
And He found you lost and guided you [93:7] pic.twitter.com/av2ooEvVyn
"@Aay_be: A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning that he doesn't even try."
#TheAmazingSpiderMan2 - Enemies Unite Sizzle video has only doubled my excitement for the movie. Can't wait!!!
*Playing Flappy Bird* Ok, last game. Game over! Ok, last game. Game over! Ok, last game. Game over! Ok, last game. Game over! Ok, last game.
I hate winters. I wish I could skip to summer.😔
#HalalHumour Man: Give me an animal to ride on. Muhammad (PBUH): I will give you the son of a female camel. (cont) tl.gd/n_1s08g10
"@UberFacts: “Schlimmbesserung” is a German word to describe an effort to make things better that actually ends up making things worse."
I miss typing on physical keyboards.
Leonardo DiCaprio is truly overqualified for an Oscar.
Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaa baaa shop.