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Jamie Δ
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#IVoted for the S Club Party
None stop, this is a state of trance
Prodigy's new album though
Now this is a story all about how....
46.9% uplift on buzzfeed
RTs not endorsements
Sia remixes though
Every moment is a fresh new beginning, a wonderful inauguration of the great cosmic journey through the universe.
Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
When you fall in love you recognise you’re not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person.
People say that you’ve crossed the line, I don’t think that there is a line, I think people draw the line in just after you traverse it.
A naked eye conspires with fear To form an idea So destructive and insincere
Through volatile territory Through the plains of adversity and the ravines of neurosis Through the veins of gods and the valley of death
Alas, that means you
This is an appeal to the struggling and striving stakeholders of this planet: This floating rock we call Earth
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
#Twitterversary apparently I just turned six. Cheers Twitter.
Just for tonight....
What's happening?
Fell in the snow last night. Bruised my bottom.
Used all my free train WiFi. Ffs
If you were my homework I’d do you.
The snow has arrived....
Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.
I found my treasure in you
Hungry hungry hippos
I'm the patron saint of lost causes
Bro, a girls twitter is full of hints....
Smithers, who was that corpse
You know its cold when your beard starts to get condensation on!
Watching cyberbully from last night. Pretty powerful stuff man.
wtf is this new Ikea advert?
Thanks Cortana, you're making me look good.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
“The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem”
some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

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