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Lord James Hodges
95% of our generation will allow genitals in their mouth but refuse to eat this part of the banana
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No service between Epping and woodford..
How do you stall a train?!?!
Going to Harry Potter Studios yesterday reminded me just how much I want to work on set! Re-inspired.
Rip Mickey- you left an imprint on our hearts @amy_piller ❀️🐭@JamesmHodgess you heartless bastard �
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Being able to smell a full English, but not being able to have one is just cruel!
I got bored and decided to measure my willy....... Now I'm bored and disappointed πŸ˜”
Stay positive, and do what makes you happy. - words I live by.
Who are else people that comment on porn videos?! Weirdest people ever!
β€œ@LewisPreston: β€œ@JamesmHodges: Need a boost!” Buy a boost bar pal. That will do the job!” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
There in an audiobook titled β€œHow To Get Your Point Across In 30 Seconds Or Less” …It is 44 minutes long.
I can’t edit any videos!!
I am in such a confusion, my little mind is all over the place...
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Sex is good, but have you ever had garlic bread?
Thanks to the twat @callumderry for nominating me... I nominate @jordansomers_6 @harrypayne3 @blakey_1995 #ALSICEBUCKETCHALLENGE
It's been a loooong week at work! πŸ’Ό
Happy Birthday to the most beautiful girls I know @georgiawatkin & @watkinsonfranki ! NEED to see you both soon! 😘😘
Watching Jumanji !! πŸ™Œ
A person generally hates you for 3 reasons: 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.
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!! IMPORTANT NOTICE !! I am selling my body for money £££ ! Please DM me if interested
What have I just done.. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜”
Open the door for every girl, and kiss her hand and tell her she's perfect because you all are. #Gentleman
β€œ@JamesEdwardMead: We are off! Goodbye England, hello Zante πŸ™Œ” πŸ˜”
Wish I was with my boys right now πŸ˜”
Not a fan of being alone..
I've been using twitter on this account for 5 years! #Twitterversary
β€œ@Culo_Perfecto_: VIVA EL VERANO!” @JamesEdwardMead @1leww_scott Beach bum of the day? I have found a winner😍
I had no idea my boy @olly_mcgreg was soo talented! Proud of you man!
You're so beautiful you could be a part time model! ..But you'd probably have to keep your normal job.
And when you're on the street (depending on the street), I bet you are definitely in the three.
Looking around the room, I can tell that you, are the most beautiful girl in the
A guy on my train just said "I had a goat, but I sacrificed it"... Sorry you what?
2 hours later my laptop turns on...