Happy #WorldAnimalDay from me and a few of my friends!! ❤️
Happy #Caturday from twinkle toes here. #emilymonster
One of those times when we're just waiting for the next time.
You guys all have to follow my ex/friend's new site (which I named) @perv_magnet, which collects thousands of creepers' messages she's collected over the years.
Helicopter time with our exec producer Nik Korda.
This raccoon deserves a commendation.
Guess what I'm on the Internet.
This would be our album cover if we were an indie rock band in the 90's and one of us was a baboon.
Kisses from a wolf at @animal_tracks_inc
Got my Hugo award right before I left LA. Get your mind out of the gutter because it's a rocket ship. Does winning the Hugo, Nebula, and Saturn award mean Guardians of the Galaxy has the science fiction trifecta? 👍🏻
"What the fuck is this shit?" "That's called rain, California."
On our way to #Atlanta! #vonspears #emilymonster
Big NEWS!The Release of Spanish Version of a book that I wrote that @JamesGunn
wrote-- #thesunalsorises #Walkerparcy youtube.com/watch?v=pyLSsC…
Meet my therapist. Every time I talk about how fucked up I am she's all like, "Dude, honestly, you don't know shit. I've SEEN fucked up." It makes me feel a lot better. Until I remind myself, oh, yeah, my therapist is a dog and her credentials are wiping her ass on my carpet.
I still ordered way too many pizzas. 😐
Happy #Caturday from me and Monzo, a serval at @animal_tracks_inc. Monzo decided he liked me and proceeded to spend 15 minutes covering me with his saliva. I love this guy.
Baby kinkajou having just a bite of banana at @animal_tracks_inc.
We can't believe it's Friday! Have a great day everybody.
At the end of the date I went in for the hug and Crystal went for the kiss.
Happy Birthday to my great friend @stevesparkle. Even though her Schwarzenegger and Clint Eastwood impressions both sound like Linda Blair in the exorcist, she's got the best laugh going and I love her lots.