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James Deen
Fucked if I know... Ask Tim Armstrong RT @Jd4_me: @JamesDeen wait who is ben.Zanotto?
took the 60 bus out of downtown cambell. ben zanotto was on the bus he was waiting for me
How old were you when you lost your virginity? asking for my own scientific study
Anyone has the right to take all the pictures they want, naked or otherwise and unless they want me to see them, I have no right to see them
Retweeted by James Deen
That's a damn lie and you know it!!!! RT @infolhd: @JamesDeen YOU ARE AN ADULT!
Great... And here come the fucking panic attacks
New post: Like You Don't Work Naked
Well I am officially getting nothing done today. Perhaps a Simpsons marathon?
I don't think I have ejaculated for 3 days... What the hell?????
pranks pranks pranks!!!!!!!!
SHADY ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wear suits a lot. i'm into it :-)
Shit!!! Did y'all see that bus???
New post: Spending The Day Fucking Dani Daniels
dear internet. i am james deen. i do things with my penis for your viewing pleasure... please provide thanks in form of bacon and popcorn
seriously.... Are people jerking it in here?
Whenever I use public bathrooms I can't help but wonder how many people have jerked it in there
This is a public service announcement... WITH GUITARS!!!!!!!!!!!
New post: James Deen's 7 Sins: WRATH
today there is a really cool scene with me and my sex sister @danadearmond on
I'm all lost in the supermarket
Well the jokes on you because I don't know what this means :-p RT @JamesDeenPromo: @JamesDeen
What??? But I wanted a free poster!!!! RT @JamesDeenPromo: “@JamesDeen: ODB!!!!" DISQUALIFIED! Jerk.
ODB!!!! RT @JamesDeenPromo: I'll give posters away to 2 people that tell me who raps the line: "Jacques Cousteau could never get this low."
Never underestimate the power of being patient
Can we also give away free posters? RT @JamesDeenPromo: How about some free @TashaReign porno?! #yourelwelcome
New post: I'm James Deen I Fuck Milfs How I Want
it's official... i am completely void of tact
Seriously bro... You suck at hide and go seek
Also... No I'm totally not driving around alone listening to Britney Spears
The lyrics to oops I did it again are pretty fucked up... THAT IS HOW PEOPLE GET THEIR FEELINGS HURT BRITNEY!!!!!!
I like to feel special... It is one of the 8 things I care about
I miss the violent femmes
“Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!” — Chief Wiggum
“So then I said to the cop, “No, you’re driving under the influence … of being a jerk.” — Lenny
"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." Apu nahasapeemapetilon
"The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms." - bart simpson
Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around. D'you want that? Huh? Do ya?
i woke up so mad at the american political system... NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!!!
Thank you RT @danielsluman: @JamesDeen's 7 Sins series is probably the best thing we've seen this year...
hey @JamesDeenPromo did you see i did this? have everyone RT that link and fucks with that yo!!!!
my opus... one location, one demonic jew :-)
New post: James Deen Penis Blowjob Adventure
pajamas are acceptable to wear to meetings right?
i fuck with love not paperwork GAWD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!