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James Deen
Fucked if I know... Ask Tim Armstrong RT @Jd4_me: @JamesDeen wait who is ben.Zanotto?
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took the 60 bus out of downtown cambell. ben zanotto was on the bus he was waiting for me
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How old were you when you lost your virginity? asking for my own scientific study
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Anyone has the right to take all the pictures they want, naked or otherwise and unless they want me to see them, I have no right to see them
Retweeted by James Deen
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That's a damn lie and you know it!!!! RT @infolhd: @JamesDeen YOU ARE AN ADULT!
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I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!!
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Great... And here come the fucking panic attacks
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New post: Like You Don't Work Naked jamesdeenblog.com/?p=8492
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Well I am officially getting nothing done today. Perhaps a Simpsons marathon?
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I don't think I have ejaculated for 3 days... What the hell?????
pranks pranks pranks!!!!!!!!
SHADY ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wear suits a lot. i'm into it :-)
Shit!!! Did y'all see that bus???
New post: Spending The Day Fucking Dani Daniels jamesdeenblog.com/?p=8483
dear internet. i am james deen. i do things with my penis for your viewing pleasure... please provide thanks in form of bacon and popcorn
seriously.... Are people jerking it in here? pic.twitter.com/rXbSa2nISQ
Whenever I use public bathrooms I can't help but wonder how many people have jerked it in there
This is a public service announcement... WITH GUITARS!!!!!!!!!!!
New post: James Deen's 7 Sins: WRATH jamesdeenblog.com/?p=8480
today there is a really cool scene with me and my sex sister @danadearmond on jamesdeen.com
I'm all lost in the supermarket
Well the jokes on you because I don't know what this means :-p RT @JamesDeenPromo: @JamesDeen pic.twitter.com/QKe4zgBCcC
What??? But I wanted a free poster!!!! RT @JamesDeenPromo: “@JamesDeen: ODB!!!!" DISQUALIFIED! Jerk.
ODB!!!! RT @JamesDeenPromo: I'll give posters away to 2 people that tell me who raps the line: "Jacques Cousteau could never get this low."
Never underestimate the power of being patient
Can we also give away free posters? RT @JamesDeenPromo: How about some free @TashaReign porno?! #yourelwelcome tinyurl.com/olm8cf4
New post: I'm James Deen I Fuck Milfs How I Want jamesdeenblog.com/?p=8477
it's official... i am completely void of tact
Seriously bro... You suck at hide and go seek pic.twitter.com/ztYHlZi8iJ
Also... No I'm totally not driving around alone listening to Britney Spears
The lyrics to oops I did it again are pretty fucked up... THAT IS HOW PEOPLE GET THEIR FEELINGS HURT BRITNEY!!!!!!
I like to feel special... It is one of the 8 things I care about
I miss the violent femmes
ANARCHY ANARCHY ANARCHY OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!” — Chief Wiggum
“So then I said to the cop, “No, you’re driving under the influence … of being a jerk.” — Lenny
"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." Apu nahasapeemapetilon
"The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms." - bart simpson
Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around. D'you want that? Huh? Do ya?
i woke up so mad at the american political system... NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!!!
Thank you 7sins.jamesdeen.com RT @danielsluman: @JamesDeen's 7 Sins series is probably the best thing we've seen this year...
hey @JamesDeenPromo did you see i did this? 7sins.jamesdeen.com have everyone RT that link and fucks with that yo!!!!
my opus... one location, one demonic jew :-) 7sins.jamesdeen.com
New post: James Deen Penis Blowjob Adventure jamesdeenblog.com/?p=8467
pajamas are acceptable to wear to meetings right?
i fuck with love not paperwork GAWD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!