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James Deen
what??? was that not clearly a contest? IT IS MY COMPANY AND I WILL GIVE AWAY FREE MEMBERSHIPS WHENEVER I WANT!!!!
Sure is. Congratulations you get a free membership to RT @IHateNickSweet: @JamesDeen is this a TSOL reference?
CODE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!
it's medium sized... but thank you :-)
Your pain was my pleasure your sorrow my joy
i am having the most embarrassing music problem... NO!!!!! I AM NOT TRYING TO LISTEN TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
New post: James Deen Penis Sex With Big Natural Boob Anya Ivy
when they kick at your front door how are you gonna come? with your hands on your head or a trigger of a gun!!!
would "girls i like watching get fucked" be too arrogant of a movie title?
i got a new computer and had to re login to all my accounts and i have realized that i don't know ANY of my passwords to anything
I had a very successful day where I spent 13 hours in my office and basically did no work... Basically
pasta... it is an excuse to eat cheese... but i guess so is everything else.
remember when vine allowed boobs and people would actually use it?
i need to learn to nap. i suck at naps. i fucking rule at sleep, but naps i do not excel in.
New post: All The Cocks For Nadia Styles
My friend made this and it's awesome. If you don't watch it then you're a nazi
Is there such thing as a "hate-on"??? You know... Like a boner of hate. Can that be a thing? I declare it a thing!!!!!
run from your problems but you'll never get away NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU WONDER WHY!!!!!!! - descendents are kinda harsh
New post: Here Lies James Deen And Asa Akira
i am really into right clicking.
The part in the Adams family values when Christina ricci does the creepy smile... That's when I knew it was true love
Dear Canada, I am sorry if this comes as a surprise but I am leaving you. We had some good times together and I hope we can remain friends
How the fuck does invisibility cause corruption? Does that ring do anything else??? me on the bret easton ellis podcast!!!!!
i get offended when people call me a c-list celebrity... I AM AN X-LIST CELEBRITY GAWD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
New post: I Had Anal Sex With Krissy Lynn
i'm a ho-fessional gawddamnit!!!!!!!
dear maia and ramon... you two are weird and i like it.…
all roads have lead to me needing a hot tub in my life
i am hungry and tired... and drunk... incredibly, incredibly drunk
prehistoric fish... suck it
New post: Sebastian Vonn Wondercat III
i'd james your deen gawddamnit!!!!! DON'T EVER FORGET... i'm a mother fucking verb :-)
don't act like you don't take dick pics at the urinal in the airport
New post: Anal Sex With Gabriella Paltrova
Last night had a lovely conversation with chef Paul Gerard about oyster jizz
I think I am still hung over from Thursday
Just took a chest punch from Danielle levitt's pimp ring... Totally deserved it too
Yesterday I Drank vodka with my friend for 12 hours and haven't heard from her all day today... Pretty sure she is dead
Just laying around sweating and peeing on myself out of apathy
New post: Sara Luvv Broke My Penis And I Don't Care
that was the most tepid and unsatisfying shower of all time
My friend Loco died today... Goodbye loco. Vodka in your honor you crazy bastard
hot tub - check lake front - check wifi - check bear poster... WHERE IS THE BUTTON TO CHECK OFF BEAR POSTER????
Everyone is google-able these days. Fuck secrets.
what!??!?!?!? i *did* compliment the man on his facial hair