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James Deen
modeling models actor 177,936 followers
I like to feel special... It is one of the 8 things I care about
I miss the violent femmes
“Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!” — Chief Wiggum
“So then I said to the cop, “No, you’re driving under the influence … of being a jerk.” — Lenny
"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." Apu nahasapeemapetilon
"The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms." - bart simpson
Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around. D'you want that? Huh? Do ya?
i woke up so mad at the american political system... NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!!!
Thank you RT @danielsluman: @JamesDeen's 7 Sins series is probably the best thing we've seen this year...
hey @JamesDeenPromo did you see i did this? have everyone RT that link and fucks with that yo!!!!
my opus... one location, one demonic jew :-)
New post: James Deen Penis Blowjob Adventure
pajamas are acceptable to wear to meetings right?
i fuck with love not paperwork GAWD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Marry fuck kill: the tick, darkwing duck, brain (from pinky and the brain)
i REALLY miss dark wing duck
"i say we drag him to a school yard and force him to meet us by the flagpole then beat him up like we are children" - words i said today
Sometimes I forget how great cactus cooler is... Then I have a cactus cool and I think, "god damn... This soda is fucking great!!!!"
New post: Chanel Preston Too Pretty For Photography
where is the best place in this town for some frozen yogurt... also does frozen yogurt count as breakfast?
i fucking love yogurt
when get's to 10,000 members i am fucking lowering the price to 9.99. fuck this 29 dollar shit!!!!
SLOTH get's a new update... see it here