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Jake Tomlinson
Girls seem to want to fuck Cara Delevingne more than most guys...
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This is Wesley, one of the 5 men shot last night by white supremacists. Still standing. #4thPrecinctShutdown
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I just want Trump to show up in a mech suit and go full super-villain.
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White people: All lives matter! Syria: We have refugees who need help!? White people: Sorry I got a new phone, who's this?
The face of a boy about to turn into a sex tornado of a man
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Someone roll deep to my house with a first edition book and a handful of dice we gonna have a rootin' tootin good time
Tbf D&D seems like so much fucking fun
Five years ago today, Kanye West released My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
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You call it being an absent father, I call it ghostriding the kid.
It's winter so that means big coats and wooly jumpers. It also means that my cat looks and judges me…
I love it when people complain about there life in a 4 word, 16 emoji tweet with zero context. It's exactly why I use Twitter.
Well Logic may have just put out my favourite album from this year, bar TPAB of course.
More like social needia, if you ask me. Please ask me.
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Don't talk to me while I'm pooping. This is not the time for words.
10 minutes into Fallout and Chill and she gives you this look
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Don't worry everyone, Josh has it all under control
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Gotta be up in 4 hours and I'm only just getting into bed. I apparently can't bring myself to live like an adult.
Albums to listen to from cover to cover: The Incredible True Story (Logic) RAM (Daft Punk) Adventure (Madeon) Graduation (Kanye West)
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Didnt know what to make my avi so I made it a picture of some toothpicks
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I wanna go Peru sooooo bad, seems like such a beautiful country
Fun prank: Tell everyone you're fine for your entire life.
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Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
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There was 3 in da bed and da fat one said roll over loool πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ’©πŸš‘πŸ„πŸ„#bdlπŸ‘€πŸ‘ #bdl still feel drunk
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If God is real, and if he is great, I am certain that he is not with these monsters, but in the hearts of the good people of France.
Reports say that nearly 100 people have died from terrorists who exclaimed "god is great" before murdering innocent civilians
Rarely does a world event add to my lack of ability to sleep, but these attacks in Paris are truly morally reprehensible. #paris
If nothing else the design of yellow jacket in ant man is brilliant
The spacing between apps on the iPad pro (324px) is wider than the original iPhone display (320px).
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just realized the new star wars is about a Black man & a woman fighting a hooded fanatic who carries a burning cross
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Pugs are good when you don't know if you want a dog or a burrito.
If they had trophies for spending too much money I probably wouldn't need one because I would have already bought it.
PSA: I thought you couldn't wait anymore in Fallout 4. Turns out you can, you just need to sit in a chair to do it.
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I really hope that after his presidency Obama teams with Nike for a special edition "Air Bama". I'd cop a pair.
I've been in competition with the wrong people. The only person I should be competing with is myself. And Geico's low low prices. Save 15%..
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Going to bed at a reasonable time for once. Even if it's because of a headache, still makes me feel like a grown up πŸ˜‚
Please lord bless my feet with a pair of Yeezy 350 Boost Moonrocks and I'll pray erryday
Girls date dickheads for the same reason I keep rewatching Ghostbusters, because I know how it ends and it reminds me of my dad.
I'm pretty tired of seeing news of Robin Williams' death at this point. He was an amazing man and I think its about time we leave it alone.
Marrying your high school sweetheart is like taking the banker’s first offer on Deal or No Deal.
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20 minutes into Bob Ross and chill and he give you this look πŸ˜‚O
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I always think a "Freudian Slip" sounds like something some bodies mum would wear. Then I think, shit.
Im getting involved, you should too! Its for a great cause, @SamBashor #MOVEMBER (P.S fill out the the form)
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