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Jake'd
Lol if you switch piper and alex's faces they look like wayne and garth pic.twitter.com/hMHG9YcWEI
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The fact that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing freaks me the fuck out.
Having wet socks is the worst thing bro
If you have your steak any more done than medium, you are a horrible person and probably a racist.
Drake just announced that his new album "Views From The 6" is coming soon! pic.twitter.com/drF61QrXRL
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Wait, Fetty Wap is in the charts? Who, what, when?
Hi kids it's Pokemon, from the hit vido games, "The Pokemon." Trapping pets in spheres may seem "cool", but the real prison is bodily desire
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these people exist to balance out nature. after all, we wouldn't want to progress TOO fast as a society. pic.twitter.com/AQjDPQkq6J
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JJ Abrams level lens flares are cool I guess. instagram.com/p/3SeTd-QBFm/
#KnewItWasLove when he put his Flaming Hot Cheeto-dusted fingers inside of me.
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all these forms and bitch you still don't get what i'm saiyan? pic.twitter.com/HPMPSI5xnm
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Bought this under the "outdoor chair" section on Amazon... It arrived today. FUCK 😂😂pic.twitter.com/VtPVK7ESrXSrX
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So Kingman the secret service is the shit, with it, John Wick and now Mad Max Fury Road action movies seem to be getting much better lately
Friend on Facebook talking about Mad Max - "Not enough dialog, no backstory". My blood is boiling. O_O
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I really need to make a series where I catfish dudes then meet up with them and have sex with them lmao jokes on them they're gay
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Joey Graceffa hopped out of the closet huh? If that surprised you you better get your ass to an opticians.
People who tell you Pizza is "better the next day" are wrong, liars or probably racist.
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I want the Brittany Spears song "I'm Not a Girl (Not Yet a Woman)" to be played at my funeral in it's entirety just to confuse people.
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Look man I'm sorry I've been cursing. But fuck that shit I gotta express myself bitch
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Bae: come over Me: cant, contemplatin surrealism and the abstract concept of thought Bae: my parents arent here Me: is anyone really "here"?
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who has the audacity to make this stuff? what if people hate u because ur a total fucking asshole? pic.twitter.com/5P9anNW32l
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Only just playing Borderlands 2 and its awesome. It has made me stay up till 4 am though.
The more pictures of Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn that I see the more money I'm gonna spend on seeing Suicide Squad. I mean. Just. Hnng.
The Focus sequel is certainly talking a new direction. Bold move for Hollywood. pic.twitter.com/7CfGPruvMO
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#YouTubersHonestyHour If I ever bring out a book, just so you know... I'm 9/10 doing it for the money. (Unless it's a piss take book)
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Why is every vlogger coming out with a fucking book nowadays?
Can we all agree that Mikey Cyrus' best released song is Party in the USA?




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