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Kanye having a Twitter account is really entertaining.
An early preview of Valentine's Day 2016
"Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane"
[labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat]
"Omg captain I'm so sorry"
actually filed for a Character Mark on the word "React"?? Really? There is stupid... And then there is FineBros stupid.
This perfectly encapsulates why I hate "The Big Bang Theory"
Thank you Internet.
There's a girl fight happening on twitter right now.
Somehow Meek Mill will be losing this beef with Kanye and Wiz Khalifa.
Kanye West speaking on Wiz Khalifa.
you mean the super plate?
16 days until SWISH.
Yo whys every female look like this now you all look like you got ctrl + v'd man twitter.com/baddieclub/sta…
i: I knew he'd be a big MC by end of school term... twitter.com/mccruddenm/sta…
's twitter feed is absolutely bonkers right now.
If Leo DiCaprio doesn't win an Oscar after passionately fucking that bear in The Revenant then I don't think we deserve art as a society.
Hot people don't understand that there are rules
We need a better word for zero
How about love since it takes everything and leaves nothing
Hank, you ok?
– the inventors of tennis
20 days until SWISH.
TopMan is a store for little elf lads and if you're an orc goon the best they can offer you is a literal burlap sack
She might be able to survive an atomic bomb but this dick had her dyin
Tell a stranger they look nice today! Then walk away and pretend to painfully turn into a werewolf. #TRYSOMETHINGNEW
TWITTER: donald trump is a horrible person
FACEBOOK: i like donald trump because im racist
TUMBLR: bernie sanders choke me daddy
This vine is legendary vine.co/v/iOV6nx5l5Uj
Talking to a morning person is like texting someone that doesn't know caps lock is on.
Yasiin Bey announced that he's releasing his final album this year and that he will retire from music and acting.
It's a new day. That means more 50 Cent posts about Meek Mill.
Girl why dont you come my wayyyy
50 Cent on Meek Mill.
Mugs should be bigger at the top than they are at the bottom. If they're not it's like it's trying to piss me off.
OI KANO FUCKING SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT youtu.be/6HOsKc0gCjA
Jim Carrey never stopped being really, really funny youtube.com/watch?v=DQWef_…
Alright now I'm torn. Getting this done in 30 minutes. Like for logo on left, RT for logo on right @optich3cz
I want some Adidas Ultra Boosts more than I want world peace.
You can’t describe the feeling the first time you take your newborn son in your arms & whisper, “Wow, you’ve seriously never seen The Wire?”
If meme.dank = true then retweet.
Unfollow person from twitter.
I’m in the White House going all out.
Pac Rim 2 cancelled? Don't believe everything you read. It's still going and I'll remain w it in one way or another!
Fuck this shit. Get me a space shuttle, a priest of every religion, a unicorn horn, and some duct tape. We're going to go fetch Bowie back.
Bowie existed so all of us misfits learned that an oddity was a precious thing. he changed the world forever.
BREAKING: David Bowie has died after an 18-month battle with cancer. Details coming on ETonline.com
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR
ALL OVER MY CAR
INSIDE OF MY CAR
THEY COULD KILL ME
I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES
*runs into ER*
"MY SKETCHERS WONT LIGHT UP"
*pushes man off gurney& puts sneakers on it*
*rookie nurse pukes*
According to Kendrick's nephew, the entire version of the unreleased song from the "Alright" video is 2:53 long.
Ballin' out in my nans bathroom like a straight thug instagram.com/p/BAAeWlDwBMA/
One time Kylo Ren showed up to my class in a black mask.
I was like "Why?"
And he was like "You won't understand"
I think he's in a gang.
I don't need friends to have fun.
I can hit a tennis ball against a wall by myself.
Except I don't have a racket.
Or a ball.
Or a wall.