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Jake'd
Why do people put literally in front of everything nowadays? oh thanks because I thought you only figuratively love Starbucks.
While all the other superheroes were busy with each other, Channing Tatum helped 92yo Stan Lee off the stage
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so when you blow out that candle you'll be killing that charmander. no happy birthday for you, you sick fuck
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Intern @scatala1 had to carry this sign through SDCC. Somebody took it from him, broke it after he said "it's satire"
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[Sees wasp on my wife's arm] Uh oh [I roll up a newspaper] Babe..stay still.. (using newspaper as a megaphone) THERE'S A FUCKING WASP ON YOU
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I don't know why, but I've been incredibly excited about Batman v Superman since it was announced. New 3 min trailer! comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JoshW…
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What the fuck is this bullshit
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Give Peace a DAMN #MANplansGODlaughs 7.15.15 rcsmusic.com CD-VL-DL-STR 7.27.15
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I WAS 8 AND MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME ON PORNHUB AND FORCED ME TO HAVE A PICTURE TAKEN.
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When you don't have to work on a Friday. [via @Sci_Phile]
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Jury duty finally catches up to me tomorrow at 7:00a.
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@JamesWillems everyone knows Kevin Hart and colin hanks are the same person.
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It's quite hilarious how terrible the madbid adverts are...
my favorite scene in mad max
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[I TRY TO MOUTH 'CALL ME' TO A PASSING WOMAN AS THE PARAMEDICS REMOVE MY PENIS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE, BUT GET NERVOUS AND MOUTH 'HITLER']
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All you girls should have sex with me because i hum the Mario star power music for the whole 20 seconds of it.
A monstrously deformed 5th ninja turtle approaches. "What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter. Then he sees the gun.
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i like to hold the door for people who are awkwardly far behind me then let the door close as soon as they start that appreciative fast-walk
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@Maisie_Williams and then this actually happened 😁😁�YkR2
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Dude in the comments is a straight savage
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Dragon Ball Z Budakai is shit what was i thinking as a child
got anemones got a lot anemones
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Lol if you switch piper and alex's faces they look like wayne and garth
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The fact that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing freaks me the fuck out.
Having wet socks is the worst thing bro
If you have your steak any more done than medium, you are a horrible person and probably a racist.
Drake just announced that his new album "Views From The 6" is coming soon!
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Wait, Fetty Wap is in the charts? Who, what, when?
Hi kids it's Pokemon, from the hit vido games, "The Pokemon." Trapping pets in spheres may seem "cool", but the real prison is bodily desire
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these people exist to balance out nature. after all, we wouldn't want to progress TOO fast as a society.
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when you roast ya homie so bad he got no comeback
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JJ Abrams level lens flares are cool I guess. instagram.com/p/3SeTd-QBFm/
#KnewItWasLove when he put his Flaming Hot Cheeto-dusted fingers inside of me.
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The best gif I have seen in a long time.
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