South America need 263 points for victory vs. PakiStanford! A Bee Deliverers goes to a half tonnage with a homer out the park! #LETSPLAYBALL
Went on a sunrise camel ride at Ayers Rock today. Meet Jim, my new best mate pic.twitter.com/xskPEmf0UY
You can't trust anyone these days. Fake is becoming the new trend.
Why do loads of people on here follow Piers Morgan and other nobhead 'celebrities'?
THERE'S A GROWN MAN IN A FULL NEYMAR KIT, SHIRT, SHORTS AND SOCKS WALKING AROUND THE TRAFFORD CENTRE. I'VE HAD TO KILL HIM.
Jordan Fagbola takes one in the crown jewels from all of a yard #wince
: I love Trotty! RT”. #digin
Love Trotty. Absolute champion of a man. He knows he has all the support of all the people around him. Puts cricket in perspective
Lord Peter Snape has stood down as Chairman of Stockport County Football Club with immediate effect - ow.ly/r9cRk
Smart move for Trott to go home and get his head straight. He needs to take the time he needs. Get well soon Trotty.
Nasser: "this is a massive blow for England - he (Trott) has been the glue that has kept the side together the last few years"
FFS. Please go to bed, you are embarrassing yourself.
Hate my Mum and Dad when they're pissed. Fucking annoying.
On a scale of one to ten that day at the Gabba was a minus six #howler
I wonder if snow patrol would be willing to come round and bore me to sleep...
What's going off out there. If you are going to tonk it at three an over you're going to lose wickets. Madness. #digin
and stay in.
Jon Trotter starts his dealings on the Swing Market with a ground contact maximum! #Foreee #Cushty #WhyDoOnlyFoolsAndHorsesWork
If you had 14 overs as the point where all the pre series hype about Johnson turned out to be bollocks bring your ticket to the front
WHYS EVERYONE GOING ON ABOUT THAT GUY WHO ENDED UP IN PARIS? I WOKE UP IN LONDON ON CHRISTMAS EVE MORNING AND NEVER GOT IN THE PAPERS OR OWT
Do you reckon we fucked this guys front door up enough? pic.twitter.com/ETmJtQBfA0
WICKET!!! Broad has Clarke!
In 2020, it will be 4/20 for a whole month.
We are an hour in and I'm already tired. Gonna be a long night #Ashes
: Interesting trip to the bookies. pic.twitter.com/mnaZcaHG6z
” caption to this is class😂
Into the tail-enders already. #Ashes
do u reckon some lad ended up in paris after a night out
Finally seen Arctic Monkeys live! They were class
Some lads just walked in Corbieres in HILARIOUS Christmas jumpers. Ladies and Gentlemen, we've officially started #christmaspubcunts
I actually went to school with a guy called Ben Dover. His parents must have hated him.
Bookies smashed again. I fucking love darts.
Cameron telling off Sri Lanka for killing people using the arms we sold them must be like having Ronald McDonald call you a fat bastard
: Marijuana eliminates obesity risk." You've never had the munchies then...
Hello, Dr Greenthumb, paging Dr Greenthumb
The world would be a much better place if everyone smoked weed.
The best part about smoking alone is listening to the music you want.
The only dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.
"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more." - Bob Marley
Hungry, Happy, Sleepy. Thats it.
When Peter Griffin has a stroke hahahahahaha
The Marine 3 ffs. The 1st one was bad enough. The fact The Miz is the main star says it all hahaha
Tendulkar's last test, would be rude not to stay up for it....... #IndvsWI
Would be a big mistake going with Tremlett for the 1st test, has to be Finn. #Ashes
If England keep this wicket taking up they are going to have to bat against James Muirhead with his first class average of 53. #Terrified