Humans killed by sharks vs Sharks killed by humans
British Twitter is up in arms about the opposition's "neither support nor oppose" strategy on #SnoopersCharter
As MPs rush through the Snooper's Charter, remember #GCHQ
's previous use of powers: theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/j… #IPBill
Labour and the SNP could have defeated the #SnoopersCharter
so why did they abstain? twitter.com/mjrharris/stat…
Sounds like a good substitution... twitter.com/bromleyfc/stat…
Moving my sister's mattress today... Wonder what she stored under there
We hope those nasty swear words didn’t spoil watching two blood-soaked men punch each other in the face
Ok, no longer want Barry Lynn to win, came across as a right cunt in interview.
Played well there Cross. Would have beat quite a few of the top players the way he played.
Barry Lynn! Biggest upset in darts history surely!
Crowd booing every player and cheer for peedo Klaasen, mugs.
Reviewing tonight's betting;
"I think Peter Wright is such a big price tonight because he is so capable"
Headline: "Revised bill adds privacy safeguards." Reality: Govt changed one header. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi… #IPBill
Dear Ed Woodward: please don't sack this man vine.co/v/i6l2i3jraXJ
WORLD RECORD: Michael van Gerwen smashes in a new record average (123.4) in thrashing Michael Smith 7-1! #darts
wow! van Gerwen, that was incredible!
I don't mean to be a conspiracy theorist but it IS amazing how Osborne looks as high as a kite. off his rocker. twitter.com/MichaelAbberto…
'Put on a proper suit, do up your tie and sing the national anthem'
offended by labourers in dirty clothes, too?
Eton's Cameron to @jeremycorbyn
: "Put on a proper suit and do up your tie!"
Johnson asked what he meant by 'I will last 10 seconds though lol'
He says: "If there were any other activity I would've lasted 10 seconds"
(SAFC's Steven Fletcher was due to give evidence about Johnson's pubic hair, court hears. Girl says "completely shaven", AJ denies)
What is the point in #pmqs
? No question has been answered, ever. Today it turned in to a petty squabble about Cameron and Corbyn's Mothers.
BREAKING: Rich man favors central authority. twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
Is this fabulous? The Nat'l Geographic Photo of the Year.
Hope Jordan gets the worst ever t20 figures here. Might finally be enough for him to get dropped.
If Chris Jordan was continually being picked for South Africa despite his performances there'd be a lot of talk of quota systems
TOTP just now. Check the lad out. 😂😂2uj
Wherever you are tonight, be grateful it's not in this room...
How is this an actual headline?!
If the US government dictating iPhone encryption design sounds ok to you, ask yourself how you'll feel when China demands the same.
Best image of the day.
Third umpire at the PSL!
Aleem Dar on Lahore then...
Have a great day, Steve. Hope it's a trip to remember. UTV! #AVFC #AVLLIV twitter.com/steveladgrove/…
If Stuart Broad played football...
Johnson searched internet for "legal age of consent" on 3 Feb, days after alleged sexual activity with 15 year old girl, court told
Johnson went on to tell her: "Was class. Just wanted to get ya jeans off lol"
Girl: "Next time haha"
AJ: "I will last 10 seconds tho lol"
Jean: the voice of reason. Gregg's Fan Twitter is wild.
Lol letter in the Telegraph re junior doctor's strike
US & UK spies & police may soon be allowed to directly ask media companies in each others' countries for online data reuters.com/article/us-usa…
Might be finished in time for the darts starting this #HBLPSL
Tabloids: where paedos need hanging but fourteen year olds have 'shapely pins' (thx @jimmy_smallwood
English television program "Doctor Who" condemned for historical inaccuracy, failure to recognize achievements of Great Leader Kim Il-Sung.
Get in. Taylor massive bottle job there.
"A new fad that's sweeping the nation: wasting food!"
See, in 2005 there was a single mother relying on foodbanks. Now there are thousands.
AMAZING Mail juxtaposition. L: don't accept migrant children. R: tennis player who migrated here as child is BRITISH
"The DWP is forcing a rape victim to pay the bedroom tax on her police installed panic room" independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…