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3an Jad
Ldene douleb, ba3ed bade dene tenye w bisir 3ande bicyclette
Porn movies be like " 18 years old virgin " but it always turns out to be an whore older than my grandma
tries to do a sit-up…. accomplishes the sit !
- 3am ttawel sha3rak? - la walla mkhena2 ma3 l 7ella2 -__-
that mosquito is on top of me, she’s so good at sucking…. my blood of course
I'm really good at multiple choice questions unless the last choice is : " none of the above "
describe your love life with a movie title : gone with the wind
i had a blurry dream, forgot to sleep with my glasses on
fi nes albon dalilon, ana google maps dalileh
i never felt guilty for eating fried eggs, until i saw a small chick in my plate
buy 1 get 1 free = buy something shit two times in a row
Does God sing David guetta’s song : the world is mine ?
50 cents is worth 5.5 sms
fi siyaret mawta 3am tesra3, lhay2a lmayet bi 7ale khatira,,, 3am bi 3ich
محشش بيتغزل بحبيبته: لو عرف الطفل نعومت خديك لترك البامبرز وخري عليكي....
You don't need glasses to properly see how beautiful a girl is, just a few shots of whisky mixed with wine mixed with vodka mixed with......
محشش قالوا له. اكمل المثل التالي : اللي بيته من زجاج....... قال : ما ينام مع مرته بالصالون
محشش دهن" زبو" اخضر، بليلة عرسو شافتو العروس وقالتلو ليش اخضر ؟؟؟؟ قال: أهااااا يعني شايفه غيرو يا شرموطة
Omw to the casino, wish me luck
-amy? -la2 neymi
Spongebob enters a bar, has a few drinks, got stuck inside the bar
Lamma y2ululak hal akle lah tekol asabi3ak waraha , w tekelon...Bas nademé
Dancing with the 3aweher
Thx for making my timeline a resume of elissa
There's cucumber we buy in Lebanon, and then there's this ...... pic.twitter.com/YecavS5lNl
German guy: Ich liebe dich German gay guy: ich liebe dick
What's was the food's last wish? To take a selfie and post it on Instagram
Lesh kel l nes kherbe ldene bi flappy bird I hate this game
A good porn serie name: how I met your father
More like slutty bird , #flappybird
Life will never give you lemon, just so you know
Me: "I'm a ninja!" Friend: "No you're not." Me: "Did you see that!?" Friend: "See what?" Me: "Exactly."
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Q: what did pharaohs call their mothers ? A: mummy
3am bekhod euphon lal ba77a , bas euphon de moi meme, 7eses ma lah ya3mlo chi pic.twitter.com/TiNE93B5g1
Toulouse or not Toulouse
" Jaimeyze " - a gemayze lover
*goes clubbing* Me: excuse me nun, but may I ask what the hell are you doing in this place? Nun: this is nun of your business
For the concerned person, happy layefing pic.twitter.com/Wo9I8Rg7zb
Goodbye Lebanon