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3an Jad
Ready for some timeline coincidences?
My grandma still checks her weight #spoiledWidow
I follow your sense of humour, so don't lose it
Our maid is a better football player than any of you
Test driving your mother to be…
- men wen l akh? - MEN KES EMMAK 2 brothers talking to each other's
The toilet seat just broke under me, I guess it's time to get out of the bathroom
This is by far the smartest and most beautiful dog i've ever seen. Yes, he rides with his owner on the motorbike.
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Ignore me so I know it's real
كل ما إيجي إكسر الشر
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I wanted to follow that midget on Twitter, but she got off of sight
Each time I fall in love with a midget…
You're one tweet away from getting that unfollow
I don't know why I have this in my drafts
Sakre temik men 3abokret lsoboh
I dreamt I was watching a snap story, w3it w kenit ba3ed ma kholset l story
Nemet w emet w ba3da ma kholsit l snap story
Now that you're all sleeping..... I have 3 nipples
Not on my timeline please, ba3dna mmas7in…
Kermel na3ref ade shatrin bi tobyid l wej…
To binge - gorillaz
I'm an unfriend magnet
L ensan you2addi 2ila 3ajez jinsii…
Can you DM me sushi please? It's way better than your opinions
Before asking people to DM you, why don't you fix your privacy settings
Tries to fit in....
Ma zanayta tkhoun, tol3it khawwana
Why listen to a me3zeye when you can listen to elissa
Befham menkon eno elissa 3am tghane?
I got so stinky even the shower kept its water away from me
Checks weight while wearing shoes and clothes so I can subtract few kilos from the shown weight
Q: what do porn stars do during their annual leave? A: get dressed
*Dies cause mej etnafas*

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