Client: ليش ما عم تجي الجزيرة زبورت
They all start with "her name is ..."
And end up with "she's my ex"
Each time I look at you, I understand more the theory of evolution
Oh this is a good day for singing a song.a good day for realizing that I'm fucking late :D
"3am chem ri7et soura"-said no one ever
Saro kel mo2adimin l baramej badon yfarjuna batnon w yoro2so
Sette bada yene saddi2 ena kenet tel3ab ma3 fayrouz lama keno zghar
We got some company at home Ö pic.twitter.com/8EDDcjoyYU
"B7ebak ana ktir"-wael confessing that he's gay
Show me your face and I'll tell you your whatsapp convo
[Tue 21 May]
Girl: I just wana try this top and we can go
Me: okay hurry up
[Wed 22 May]
Girl: I didn't find anything good in this shop
Only in usek badna ratrappage 3an lratrappage la2an mish ma3rouf liom ratrappage 3an shu
Zara3na "law" farakhit "yaret"
Bet2emno bel hayet men ba3d lmot? Ya3ne mesh lezem tez3alo bas elkon nchalla tmouto
All life experiences contain an AKHH
You should be em 3aziz because SHOU HAL TIZ
Girl: brother please have sex with me!
Brother: well...if you incest..
For every picnic there's a picnic pooper
Dad: le ma3ande yek 3a Facebook?
Me: sakkarto batal 3ande , aslan ma3am besta3mlo
Remember when #Lebanon
was a country? Hehe me neither
"Hey baby can I take a picture with you?"-girl talking to her cellphone
Twitterasm : the phenomenon of getting an orgasm while tweeting aka 1 daher
I stpd eatng food, nd startd eatng lettrs instd
I just had a non wet dream. Good moaning everybody
Kel shi b2oulo halla2 bienme7e bel nhar?
One does not talk to his friend called nicolas without calling him: 7ajj
Shou hal 3wemid #arabidol
Today's relationships are built on "last seen"
-jad ana ktir ma2houra 3am birou7 sawte
Which son of a bitch turned on the alarm on a Saturday morning
*waits till 11 pm to benefit of free Internet*
*falls asleep at 11:03 pm*
Michel aoun kel ma ychouf Range rover : oooh range :D
-...menak ma fi
And then god regreted that he gave humans a voice #arabidol
شو هالايام لي وصلنالا قال انو الغني ما عم يعطي الفقير.لأن ايتس تو ماينستريم
Now that I got my Samsung galaxy s4 , I can make fun of iPhone owners
-salemle 3a bayak
-walla wosel? -__-
Thank you favoriters <3 me lov ya, me die from lameness
Life will never give you lemon, just so you know
Keep talking while I take notes pic.twitter.com/LmOdsAIShW
Do people still talk about basketball? *sigh*
Everybody is talking bout that dead girl. Good morning! Oh there's nothing good about it