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Dates on channel 4 with the amazing @Gemma_Chan1 tune in!!!!
If Andy Carroll has to break up your fight you know you've been bad.
My friend freddy @freddiewaters accidentally pulling an astounding face #philjones pic.twitter.com/ZkASvaCVJD
Lot of shorts on display in London. Saw a man sporting legs that looked like they'd been cast from scrotum. Some should always wear trousers
Tonight on your telly is @Channel4's Comedy Gala starring @mermhart Rhod Gilbert @TomStadeComic @jackwhitehall & many more! Nice
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Vote Vod! RT @ZaweAshton: This just got real,or it's my brother staging the most elaborate wind up guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/t… #WhoKnewNewWho
Tip, hip, high kick! That dialect bitch is Cray Cray! Ha #laytonfordoctorwho #werk
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@jackwhitehall: @LaytonWilliams Doctor Woohoo” - That Telephone box will be a GAGA and Bey opportunity ! x
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Guys and girls we think the next Dr Who should be @LaytonWilliams (Stephen from Bad Education) come on let's trend it #laytonfordoctorwho
Drop everything as the 'funniest thing on TV this year' returns tonight @guardian. Psychob****es . Sky Arts 1, 9pm bit.ly/13kXzIm
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9pm Sky Arts: Psychobitches (I'm in one ep) a brilliantly funny and original show. You guys gotta tune in.
Commentator trying to make us feel sorry for Bayern after all they went through. its impossible for english supporters to feel any sympathy.
Went to see Yellow Face by @DavidHenryHwang at the @ParkTheatre in Finsbury Park last night. Its brilliant, a must see.
I really want Neil to say 'Lord Sugar at the end of the day Kirks Milkshake didn't bring enough boys to the yard' #apprentice
Settling in for The Apprentice. how many times will we hear the sentence 'I'm a salesman, that what I do' this week.
TV Choice Awards: tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/awards/2013 vote for Bad education, AlOTO, fresh meat and bake off (I'm not in bake off btw I just like it)
@jackwhitehall two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married, the reception was amazing!
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Please someone tell me how I get to host these awards! #smellyBAFTAs pic.twitter.com/1radVJvwt3
Life lesson. When someone asks you at a highland wedding 'would you like some Bucky? (fortified wine) the correct answer is: 'no thank you'
in a cabin with @BenMcG1 (Dave from fresh meat) we have a rule: 2 farts and your out.
My Friday night! On the sleeper train to Inverness for @gregjmchugh wedding tomorrow. Hell yes Mini cheddars and IPA pic.twitter.com/ookl1RIuN2
The disused school we film Bad Education in is always quite creepy but this door in particular is very sinister. pic.twitter.com/BofkZyp0rr
Becks retiring changes nothing I will still go to the hairdresser as I've done since I was 13 and ask him to make me look like David Beckham
#BeckhamRetires "every time I wore the 3 Lions, I was representing every fan that cared passionately about their country" England #legend
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Love Paul Scholes he's so laid back. He makes Andy Murray look like Jim Carrey.
Congratulations to Frank Lampard. He is one of the nicest guys in football. Well done.
Sony Golden Headphones - seven hours left to vote. GORDON's ALIVE! Vote for my @Xfm show here bit.ly/10DUn9y I'll buy drinks RT
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That's right #FreshMeat series 3 is happening kids and here's the script to prove it. Coming to @Channel4 in autumn
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@jackwhitehall I am devestated! This is a "where were you?" moment. Laura Robson has parted company with her coach. #thankyouzeljkokrajan
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How many hours until Alan Pardew 'rules him self out'? #FergieRetires
It must have come as such a shock to all the people that work for him at the club. Poor Howard Webb. #FergieRetires
First JLS now Fergies retiring! How will the black Eyed Peas cope with this!
.@jackwhitehall’s tour is fast selling out. Book your tickets via Unwind to make sure you’re there. bit.ly/JackWUnwind
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Did a nice gig at @topsecretcomedy run gigs every night if your in need of some comedy in your life!
been filming a scene for bad education series 2 in @NandosUK one day I will write an entire series set in a Nandos. #piripiribirdsofafeather
Hitler. Was he born like that? Was it his parents? Did he read too much philosophy. Was it nature or nurture or Nietzsche?
The Big Reunion is coming back! JLS JLS JLS!!!
So Big Reunion is back. If one of the bands is The Smiths it’ll be the most fantastic programme ever made on ITV2
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@bo_bruce: Thanku 4 downloading "Before I sleep"!! #8 on itunes today. Thankyou for sticking by me. dudes po.st/BeforeISleep” bought!
Karakoe highlight of last night had to be between Paul Simon and Whitesnake.
Off to karaoke with @gregjmchugh thinks he's Sinatra. More like Sinitta.
How harsh was that on Masterchef! Im gonna go to Marcus Wareings restaurant and pretend to find a pube in my soup.