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I'm having a bet on this year's "Africa's Next Top Model". I'm putting £50 on the winner being a size zero.
People have labled me tight after buying my wife and kids a toilet brush with my lottery winnings. Looking back I guess it ... #sickipedia
'Usher beats ex wife in court' Usher's a black man, So I'm going to assume they mean in a physical, not legal, sense. #sickipedia
I was told by my Doctor that I have dementia. But I'm going to see my Doctor about it. #sickipedia
I don't understand how gravestones have become popular..... So many people are dead against them.
I went hunting today and shot a rabbit. Got it between the eyes on my first attempt. I'm glad my neighbour kept him in a hutch
The dogs in my area are so clumsy. I've just had to untangle yet another one from a post outside the newsagents.
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