So some little man just fell on me on the bus ha @ryannCourtnage
I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.
Martinez is a terrible manager.
Always loosing my phone -_-
Spend most of my life watching friends
Inbetweeners never gets old!
when someone keeps tweeting how you feel
twitter comes to life at night!
Shitty music thing in Alton
@BHannon95 @Jack_smith199 @lawriehamer
what's the bet he spills the wine lads? Start the odds at 5/1 pic.twitter.com/4oouL8WdGx
Everything on my timeline is about BGT!
When Drake and Lil Wayne come together, magic happens lets be honest
I just love when people wake me up...
You're either a blessing or a lesson
Just got tickets for one direction next year!!!
If only McDonald's delivered!
Can never get back to sleep when I wake up 😞
Sat at work an hour early -_- thanks @JackCourt18
Stubbing your toe on a corner pic.twitter.com/I4wHQTJNBQ
Happy Gilmore is so funny!
So funny when people have spelling mistakes in their tweets
Dope Pickup Lines: "You remind me of my pinky toe, because I'm gonna BANG you on the table."
You can't not love friends
Goto work on my birthday :(
Cbf for work experience tomorrow 😑
Foot cramp is the worst pain ever! 😞
Half term needs to hurry up!
Nice little bonus in pay check ;)